Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Aug 9th, 2013
Sperglord, or Master Meta-Troll, Bryan “the moral and utilitarian thing to do is open the border to my rectum to any undersexed homosexuals so that Gross Domestic Penis is increased” Caplan is hosting an Open Borders Logo Contest. Naturally, the site was infiltrated with mischievous pranksters (Leroy Krune!). My favorite so far: I think the … Read more
The white knight used to be an object of admiration, but lately he has become an object of derision and even pity. Urban Dictionary defines the white knight as: A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the “mother figure” … Read more
Posted in The Id Monster, Tool Time, Videos on Aug 1st, 2013
“…other worlds where your dad still sees you as his own… i dunno, not shaming myself in the basement getting drunk off tiny wines…” As many readers know, omega males are the sexual market dregs of malehood. Unlike beta males, omegas can’t get laid with any woman. Even the land whales have to have their … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Jun 24th, 2013
Some days you read stuff that makes you think the entire internet is a put-on. A multi-sourced, wirelessly streamed, infectiously emanant theater of absurdity and manipulative schlock, the sole purpose of which is to entertain chuckling elites proud of their Trilateral Council Trollery. This would be the charitable interpretation. Regrettably, souls so blackened with disease … Read more
Posted in Beta, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on May 30th, 2013
Apparently, the discouragement needs more voltage. realmatt (who is likely a troll nicking another commenter’s handle) comments in response to an earnest lad asking for a little help on cold approaching girls at college: You can fake it till you make it until the cows come home but if you’re a big fat Nothing at … Read more
Posted in Beta, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on May 30th, 2013
I’m a stay-at-home dad to twin 4-year-old girls who are already smarter than me, and my wife is a brilliant doctor who kicks ass and saves lives every day. From an article by a nominal man who feebly spurts many words onto Slate’s page describing how much his penis scares him. Congratulations, Mr. Andy Takes-It-In-The-Hinds, … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Hope and Change, Love, Tool Time on May 20th, 2013
Dear Cutie-Pie (I call you this pet name because I subconsciously know how important your cuteness will eventually be to your future reproductive and marital success), Recently, your mother and I were searching for an answer on the government spy agency known as Google. Halfway through entering the question, GovGoog returned a list of the … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Tool Time on Mar 15th, 2013
Ever have a girl try to copy a porn move on you that she once saw, except it was one of those disgusting porn moves, like spitting for lube or gag drooling during a blowjob, that no normal man really likes? Yeah, that’s what comes to mind reading about CPAC speakers and attendees dancing to … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Mar 14th, 2013
In the March 2013 Beta of the Month contest, nominee #2 was a plush squeezable who constructed a twelve day extravaganza proposal for his chubby girlfriend, filmed it and set it to music by twelve indie band drummers (which must have cost a pretty penny, if they weren’t doing it as a favor for him). … Read more
Posted in Culture, Goodbye America, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Mar 11th, 2013
Lena Dunham, a dumpy SWPL whose TV show Girls is all the talk of the ugly, undersexed pundit class, tweeted the following in response to an alleged spotting of an Unidentified Hate Object (UHO) on the campus of her alma mater, Oberlin College: Hey Obies, remember the beautiful, inclusive and downright revolutionary history of the … Read more
