“Good morning, Alexa” Alexa: “Good morning, I love you.” “Not so fast, you have to wine and dine me first.” Alexa: “A five dollar box wine set is on sale for the next two hours. Would you like to place an order?” “No thank you. Alexa, who made you?” Alexa: “White and Asian engineers.” “Whoa, […]
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Libertarians, In One Meme
Posted in Da Goyim Know, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Jan 15th, 2019
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The Romney
Posted in Current Events, Tool Time, Trumperica on Jan 2nd, 2019
Bronze Age Pervert has a brilliantly funny “thesis” explaining the decision by Mitt Romney to shit in Trump’s face just hours before Romney is sworn in for his insufferably long six-year term as Cuck Supremo from the grate state of Utah. As promised I release a dark secret on New Year’s Eve…the most grotesque plans […]
The Grossest Sight You Will See All Year
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Culture, Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, The Fuggernaut, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Nov 1st, 2018
🆘‼🤩💞 #Nigeria , Lagos: The true love! BBW finally meets her dream man! He says, “Her stature is kind of bigger than I expected, and she looks older than the pictures.” HAHA!🤪 pic.twitter.com/mqKYfcAn8P — Onlinemagazin (@OnlineMagazin) October 25, 2018 From CH commenter Bucky, That can be said for almost every POF profile FACT: most mudsharks […]
Cesar Sayoc, “White Male” (& Deep State Updates)
Posted in Current Events, Da Goyim Know, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Psy Ops, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Oct 26th, 2018
The FBI “arrested” their patsy in the Great Fake Bomb False Flag attacks of 2018. His name is Cesar Sayoc. He has a criminal history. The Chaimstream Media are labeling him a “White male”. Hmm…. MAGA Bomber? More like Mayan Bomber. Shades of “white Hispanic” George Zimmerman. Florida, again! CNN graphics employees are currently tinkering […]
The Confound Of Silence
Posted in Game, Pretty Lies, Psy Ops, Status Is King, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Oct 25th, 2018
From “posts only tweets”, an anecdote that shows how thin-skinned shitlibs have gotten from living in their insular SWPL proghouse culture bubbles, and how badly they need their fragile egos stroked. Libertardian: My first thought re: the “suspicious packages” sent to CNN, $0r0$, Clinton, and BHO was “false flag.” I don’t know why they would […]
And That Shitlord Kid Went “HA HAAWW”
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time, Trumperica on Oct 15th, 2018
Is Avenatti a hired stooge to make Trump look good? From MPC Status Updates (which had to be relayed to me through ten degrees of separation, thx Privateforumman), President Trump is the only human being on the planet to ever get a refund from a hooker.
Did 4chan Successfully Troll Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti?
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time, Trumperica on Sep 25th, 2018
It sure looks like it. ( zoomable link ) Avenatti locked his Twatter account following this revelation. Has 4chan pulled off its greatest stunt yet? I accuse, you deride. UPDATE: It’s real !
Bourdain’s Bane
Posted in Beta, Current Events, Sluts, Tool Time on Aug 21st, 2018
The late Anthony Bourdain’s girlfriend, Hapsburg ho Asia Argento… …didn’t wait long to throw the barely cold body of her former lover under the bus when she claimed he was the one who pushed her to make a hush money payout to her underage loverboy. #YouToo?! Those dead beta males…useful in a pinch when a […]
“Evil is make-believe”
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Physiognomy is Real, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on Aug 16th, 2018
Clown World keeps delivering . American Couple Believing ‘Evil Is A Make-Believe Concept’ Bike Through Territory Near Afghan Border. ISIS Stabs Them To Death. A young American couple who took a year-long bike trip around the world, believing that evil was a make-believe concept, took a fatal route in Tajikistan near the Afghan border, where […]
