Some days you read stuff that makes you think the entire internet is a put-on. A multi-sourced, wirelessly streamed, infectiously emanant theater of absurdity and manipulative schlock, the sole purpose of which is to entertain chuckling elites proud of their Trilateral Council Trollery. This would be the charitable interpretation. Regrettably, souls so blackened with disease that parody would hardly suffice to capture their wretchedness effloresce on the eunuch enabler echo chamber known as the world wide weirdness.
They squawk among us!
The latest specimen of Manboob Totality demonstrates the logical conclusion of the ideology of masochistic, morality whoring, self-annihilation. This is the leprotic gollum that emerges from the bowels of loserdom when the animating impulse to gratifying powerlessness is left unchecked. Behold… the male thing who believes “penis-in-vagina” sex is evil misogyny.
PIV, or penis-in-vagina sex is something that may seem inconsequential to most people, but is absolutely not.
Most people who’d reject the relevance of sex in politics haven’t really understood the concept – especially men.
So this is going to be an article, by a man, for men(and womyn) who find PIV sex to be inconsequential to feminism.
Firstly, understand the concept of female risk(I’ll talk about condoms later) – the fact that PIV is dangerous to women – the fact that it can even kill them. Pregnancy is the main problem, with all kinds of STDs being the side dishes. Now, there’s very little risk for men as compared – it can all but ruin their lives. Now, considering the risk, the patriarchy has created several tools to reduce the dispensibility of womyn – condoms, the pill, and all kinds of fucked up shit. Now take that, and consider the fact that men all over the world just lurve PIV(womyn – would you have PIV if the risks were on the men’s side, if they had to take the pill, if they had to face the consequences of rape? If you’re not as apathetic as most people, the answer should be no).
How many parents are driven to thoughts of suicide by witnessing their children flame out so badly at life?
By the way, as any womon will tell you, PIV doesn’t really feel that good. Most womyn don’t even orgasm with it. But I’m not your bloody sex-coach, go google that rubbish.
“womon” What, “womyn” wasn’t obsequious enough for it?
Let’s take an example of your average Joe – you’re a straight white guy, horny, love to have sex with womyn. Now, take the womyn in your life, and give them one property – they will NOT let you have PIV-centric sex with them. Does your value for womyn drop? By how much? Why? What’s so important about your right to shove your dick into womyn that lowers your value for them?
Why is it that risking their lives for your pleasure is so damn important? Should the fact that they are human beings who value your existence be enough? But nooo… sex is responsible for fucking god-knows how many ruined marriages, so much drama, I can’t even begin.
Tori Amos on a weepy rape-reminiscing bender would laugh at this dork.
See – that’s where privilege comes in. A man’s privilege to a womon’s genitals, and consequently, her life. Owning a womon.
It’s amusing the mental contortions incels will go through to rationalize their sexual isolation.
Men need to value womyn as HUMAN BEINGS, not as fuck-holes that tell them how great they are.
“A jock gave me an atomic wedgie, and sadly, I didn’t feel a thing down there on account of my very tiny penis and undescended testes.”
I hope that knocked some sense into someone out there.
It was certainly revealing.
PPS – Yes, I’m a “virgin.” Now piss off.
That’s surprising.
Did things like this exist in 1950s America? Yes. You’d have found them in mental institutions, unable to communicate with anyone but a padded wall. It’s time for overly harm-sensitive liberals to accept the reality that the icy wastelands serve a valuable function as a culling ground for the irredeemable refuse of humanity.
womon? womyn? What in the actual very really fuck???
tell me that our host did that.
No, that’s a rad-fem shibboleth. It’s quite useful, really: Once you see either term, you need not read any of the wankery that follows it.
> “Did things like this exist in 1950s America? Yes. You’d have found them in mental institutions, unable to communicate with anyone but a padded wall. It’s time for overly harm-sensitive liberals to accept the reality that the icy wastelands serve a valuable function as a culling ground for the irredeemable refuse of humanity.”
Where the hell do you think that the Frankfurt School
A) Found its inspiration, and
B) Found its foot-soldiers?
The Frankfurt School INTENTIONALLY unleashed all of this insanity upon us.
It is all unfurling ACCORDING TO PLAN.
There’s a Frankfurt School? Do they teach sex aversion there? Wait, you mean it’s an abstraction, and you’re really ranting about…one nut, and think his ravings prove your paranoid wing-nut fantasies….ooooh boy… maybe YOU are oddball from 1950′s .”Frankfurt School” and the Libruls… yes, it’s so cohesive well-reasoned and hard data based, instead of one bizarre-story-based….and it all makes sense to me now….
To that Frankfurt School passive-aggressive destructive-criticism anti-Western nihilism and shove it up your filthy joo ass, mother-fucker.
The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end.
Yes its called the Institute for Social Research and they still exist. They are called the Frankfurt School because they started at the University of Frankfurt in the 20s. They were imported en masse by the Rockefellers and set up at Columbia University, which is why that school has become such a communist sewer. Google them and their history. Does the name Herbert Mancuse ring a bell? I thought all you Marxists were so smart and well educated.
This has to be a joke. Wow
“By the way, as any womon will tell you, PIV doesn’t really feel that good. Most womyn don’t even orgasm with it. But I’m not your bloody sex-coach, go google that rubbish.”
How would he know. He’s not a woman.
I think he’s right about most women not experiencing orgasm when having sex …
[CH: There aren’t enough alpha males to go around.]
I wouldn’t know. But what about the g-spot? Isn’t that area stimulated only by vaginal intercourse? Isn’t that supposed to be the area which gives a more powerful orgasm than a clitoral orgasm? I can’t imagine that vaginal sex is not pleasurable for women..
also the outer 1/3 of the inner vagina has alot of nerve endings.
Who says chicks can’t do math?
Chicks suck at math…
http://www.tokyo-pickup.com/articles/chicks-suck-at-math.php
You need more than nerve endings to enjoy sex. Unless you are fine with an orgasm just from mechanical stimulation.
Well anyway if you are having sex you of course are deeply in love with the man you are having sex with.. husband.
“if you are having sex you of course are deeply in love with the man you are having sex with.. ”
You are a very lucky girl if you are married to a man you are deeply in love with. Sadly, not everyone has a chance to fuck someone they love … According to this blog, many women (and men) have to settle for someone they are not so deeply in love with.
Embracing, just so you know… Maya is also an incel/virgin.
Maya.. I am not married yet. Are you? I think it’s important we don’t let the negativity of others break our hopes. We have to focus on becoming the best women we can be so we will be good wives and mothers.. and pray that God will bless us with good husbands. We have a duty to love anyway.. love is not always easy I know, but it’s worth it. I think society’s perception of the “one” is an unhealthy view for us to hold, love is not always how romance novels and movies like to depict, real love is loving a man through the good and the bad because he is your husband. Regardless. Despite what others may think, there are many good men out there. Focusing on being a good woman will hopefully ensure that our husbands treat us well.. of course that’s not for sure.. we can just put our trust in God.
embracing,
I agree with you that we shouldn’t let others break our hopes …
Thanks for your kind and positive comment!
“… we can just put our trust in God.”
What about those of us who are atheists? Sometimes I wish I could believe in god …
embracing,
I’ve been raised in an atheist home so the idea of god does not exist in my head. It never did. Also, I have absolutely no problems with abstaining from sex, I’m not in love with anyone right now so this is easy for me
btw. You are a really sweet girl and we can be grateful that you decided to comment on CH! I really admire your fresh, feminine personality. And you look beautiful!
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Hahahaha, Hearts, you’re cute, too
I think you will be unhappy no matter what you do. You seem determined to be that way. You don’t really seem very loveable.
Why the scissors? I don’t understand..
Thank you so much Maya. Hey our conversation has given me an idea for a post on my blog.. I may write about abstaining before marriage at some point tomorrow.. maybe you could check it out and give feedback. Probably be more appropriate to discuss it there instead of us ladies discussing sexual matters among male readers.
Why the scissors? I don’t understand.
Such a delicate flower blossoming up in this field of manure…
Ohhhh now I understand the scissors.
Scissor me timbers!
Scissorhood is powerful!
Ohhhh now I understand the scissors.
… such a resilient blossom learning to persevere amid all the stomping boots.
Thank you
Maybe Maya has no choice but to remain a virgin. She constantly theorizes over this stuff instead of just going out there and experiencing things for herself. It’s a big attention getting device. That said, you have good values. I hope you find a man who can appreciate you.
A good pounding from behind aimed right at the g-spot will enlighten virtually any prude.
You want provocative? Let’s talk Man’s G-Spot, as mentioned in my recent comment about ForiegnBride massaging my loins, winner of the coveted Comment of the Week award.
There is also the cul de sac.
http://au.askmen.com/dating/love_tip/sextip7.html
I think he’s right about most women not experiencing orgasm when having sex …
Q: Why is it harder for women to cum than men?
A: Who cares?
Read your Roosh, it doesn’t matter.
Yep.
The less I cared about whether the women enjoyed it, the more sex I got.
Also, the Shakers already did this, and their movement died off with them.
“[CH: There aren’t enough alpha males to go around.]”
Unfortunately, I suspect that too. But … when you fall in love, then sex is perfect too, isn’t it? Even if you don’t have it with an alpha male …
If you’re in love with him, he’s alpha enough for you.
It depends more on her than him, of course. A woman who cums easily will do so hard and often on beta d!ck, because the beta makes it a priority. That’s not the same thing as exciting her though, she can be bored with him even if she cums every time. So it won’t stop her from leaving if she can get the alpha though, and then the beta wonders why she didn’t stay when the sex was physically more pleasurable with him.
No, you’re wrong. Sex with an alpha is always more pleasurable physically. Orgasm doesn’t have so much to do with pleasure, you can have one during rape and rape will still be a disgusting and traumatic experience.
Mostly due to the cognative dissonance created by the fact that you enjoyed it but were taught to think otherwise. How would you know anyway if you’re a virgin?
I make girls orgasm with PIV and it’s got nothing to do with my alphaness. I just fuck them senseless.
I got a 8 inch clit.
So you finally admit that black men are just hyper-masculine women? Or is it just you?
Do you have nipples on your chest?
Does that make you a “hyper-masculine women?”
Does your ” partner ” take you from behind also ??
tell me that you’ve seen when harry met sally?
Lack of orgasm doesn’t mean it “doesn’t really feel all that good” though
Someone’s got a small dick…
Maybe it should be “woe-mons”, from classic porn novels of yore (“…then his hand dropped to her velvety mons…etc etc etc”).
from the dictionary : The pubic mound or mons pubis. In human anatomy or in mammals in general, the mons pubis (Latin for “pubic mound”), also known as the mons veneris (Latin, mound of Venus) or simply the mons, is the adipose tissue lying above the pubic bone of adult females, anterior to the pubic symphysis. The mons pubis forms the anterior portion of the vulva.
There’s a vas deferens between men and women.
How do you make a hormone?
Ans : Pull down her genes.
Ans: Don’t pay ‘er!
Slap her.
Lololzzozzz
and the discussion would be incomplete without mention of “merkin”.
This stinks like the breath of a 19 year old football jock.
That is, if it’s not trolling. I suspect it is trolling.
In reality if you want an insight into female sexuality, read a “bonkbuster” (British term) which is a women’s novel full of fucking. The bad bastard fucks the women like a drill then vanishes, leaving her with the memories.
Alternatively read “The White Hotel” by DM Thomas – this is a bonkbuster but dressed up as an intellectual study of Freudian psychology (which I agree with).
Although it is just disguised written porn, it is a shitload more eloquent than the fucking dire Life of Pi
Back in the day there were saturated-color porn books in the guise of scientific studies, as a way to get around the “prurient interest” restriction.
Womyn/womon here! (LOL
)
Lies! All lies! “PIV” sex is hands-down THE best sensation ever!
Yeah right. You’re an agent sent by the patriarchy!
Bullshit, women only cum from anal. Everybody knows that.
Haha seriously – anyone who thinks PIV isn’t enjoyable hasn’t met my husband!
Hey guise! Don’t listen to these Gamerzz, just b urself! U can be fabulous like this lady:
http://web.archive.org/web/20121102145158im_/http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/214/0/9/be_yourself_by_hailetheturtle-d59l48t.jpg
and,
http://imgur.com/a/meU6D
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.
This chick has a rough life ahead of her.
Holy shit, cigstache and Patricia Ireland had a lovechild.
Aww guys, don’t be mean. She’s just a kid
I wonder if she’s still married to Shrek.
Whoa, mon. Monboob no irie.
I like that the new spelling adds another O like another orifice (which is all that womons are good for anyway).
What do you call the useless flesh around a vagina? A womon.
What do you call the useless flesh around a vagina? A womon.
oh my gosh… i really shouldn’t have laughed.. but I did. terrible and not true, but hysterical none the less.
Q: Why do women have legs?
A: Because if we didn’t, we’d leave trails behind us like snails.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
and this one.. What did the woman do when a tree fell on her? The question is why there is a tree in the kitchen. hahahahaha
“Here, iron this!”.
:D:D
I am sickened by the fact that I feel an automatic surge of gratitude when I have to deal with a sexist. I am not a conventionally beautiful woman, nor a conventionally feminine one. I am overweight, don’t wear makeup, keep my hair short, and prefer gender neutral clothing like jeans and baggy tee-shirts, but none of that makes me any less of a woman. It feels sometimes like the people who belittle me for being female are the only ones who acknowledge that I’m female at all.
http://microaggressions.tumblr.com/post/52702606637/i-am-sickened-by-the-fact-that-i-feel-an-automatic
I don’t understand the link? I am not sexist. I just think the jokes are funny. I think if women are offended by this jokes they are too uptight
embracingfemininity, the link is from a collection of self-reported “microaggressions”. Normally these are recountings of offense taken by leftists with the thinnest of skins. This particular one, though, has a pathos and honesty to it that stands out among the goonery of the rest.
The woman who wrote that only feels like a woman when she encounters sexists, who treat her like a woman even though she is fat, unattractive, and androgynous. I thought it fit well into the mindset of the “iron my shirt” joke.
Oh, I see. Thank you for the explanation. Yes, you are right.. it is fitting the joke. I love that joke, somebody told me the joke and it sounded much funnier when they told me the joke because they gave more detail and told it better, like the man slowly took off his shirt, the woman waited in suspense, thinking she was about to be ravished. I laugh quite easily though, I love to hear jokes, I’m just not great at re-telling them.
Woe-man would at least have the cache of meat world accuracy.
And how is pregnancy dangerous or harmful? It is beautiful and natural! Liberals hate the creation of new life! If it’s white women doing the creation of white children that is… they love the expansion of nonwhite foreigners.
Having babies is actually GOOD for women and it reduces our risk of ovarian cancer, breast cancer, and more.
Something can be beautiful and natural and still be innately dangerous. Pregnancy and childbirth *are* innately dangerous. With modern medicine, those risks can be ameliorated, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
Hey, don’t take my word for it: http://www.skepticalob.com/2009/08/inherent-risks-of-childbirth.html
The risk of ovarian cancer can also be reduced by taking the Pill, as it suppresses ovulation the same way that pregnancy does. As far as breast cancer, the elevated risk of nulliparous women is quite small, and nobody’s established precisely why that is so. It may simply be that women who have never breastfed tend to have denser breast tissue that doesn’t reveal small lumps under radiology or palpation.
We already know that you’re anti-motherhood, Rappaccini’s Son *rolls eyes*
I’m not anti-motherhood in general, Anonymous. But women who choose to take that path should do so with open eyes. Saying that pregnancy is natural and therefore not dangerous is as misguided as saying that herbal medicine is natural and therefore not dangerous.
Motherhood is what our bodies and minds are literally meant to do.
Hey, nobody’s stopping you. Do what you want. I did.
Naturalistic fallacy. Always annoys me. There is a good reason we destroy nature to make it more habitable for us.
That’s adapting to one’s surroundings. How is that the same thing as a woman sterilizing herself? lol
I think it may vastly improve our surroundings if a few people were to be sterilized.
It’s a dangerous business Frodo…
btw I’d rather die in childbirth than have my female organs scraped out like you did.
You’re starting to sound a bit hysterical, and I mean that with the full cultural and etymological baggage that word carries.
She has a point.
You’re a real charmer.An impetus to avoid whatever vitriol you subsist on.
New life is a threat to their power.
It also reduces the risk a women will die of Toxoplasmosis by 1200%.
Pregnancy &bringing new life to the world is the culmination of the essence of womanhood.
without it, all that insanity and mood swings are for naught.
Further evidence that cultural marxism, and all its facets, attract the weak and defective members of society. They labor under the delusion that once their Feminist/multicult/Marxist Utopian is realized they will somehow cease to be pathetic losers.
The ideals of Marxism are so at odds with reality and human nature that they can never be achieved. It is a destination that can never be reached. While attempting to reach the Marxist utopia is guaranteed to fail, attempting to do so has the convenient side effect of destabilizing society.
Marxism is just a tool for destabilizing society.
Not to mention destabilizing my appetite.
I know you’re a pea-brain, but just on the chance you can do more than repeat Foxphrases, could you define “Cultural Marxism?”
can you define “Foxphrases”.
why don’t you define cultural marxism for us?
Long live the Patriarchy!
Nothing more than one person’s backward-justification of loserdom.
It’s not even clear that Tori Amos was raped:
http://thedent.com/rape.html
I always mix up Amos and Apple, though they have opposite voices. Fiona did the Cuz I’ve Been Raped genre more justice:
Da fuq is that thing? A crack whore?
Normal sized antefattum US 19-year-old woman.
aka ‘Fin de thincle’
whatever it is, i’d fuck it.
Wow, that’s some pitiful logic from a omega mangina who feels guilty about his fantasies of abducting women so he can talk to them.
HOW DARE YOU
Oh yeah, she was just abducted and told for hours she was going to but cut to pieces by a nut with a knife. No big thing.
What exactly does it take for the mythical “rightist” to feel sympathy for anyone. Oh, yeah– for someone to do the injustice to YOU.
If that’s true, I feel sympathy for her, but I’m a Jew.
I’m not a Jew, but I like the Jews.
Facts matter. Reality matters. If someone kidnapped me and held me at knife point for hours I wouldn’t go around telling people I was raped BECAUSE REALITY MATTERS.
What exactly does it take for a leftoid to think about how facts and logic trump feeeeeelings?
What exactly does it take for the lefty to realize that sympathy means nothing?
You want a tissue for your feels?
Just give him the tissue. You don’t want to know.
You’ve never met a Knight of the GOP, I take it. I think you’ll like them. Keep it up and you’ll get the Order of the Mangina, which as it happens is a garter.
The description of what happened is not very clear. She evidently wasn’t raped or mutilated, but was she actually abducted? Getting kidnapped with death threats while a captive is a pretty big deal in itself (except for mock executions in the middle east, which are de rigeur and don’t count). What happened to the junkie afterwards? 25 to life? I’d like to see the court case.
You’re assuming she didn’t enjoy it.
It seems like she wasn’t. Here’s the money shot:
“[Amos:] And the idea was to take me to his friends and cut me up, and he kept telling me that, for hours. … Yet I survived that torture, which left me urinating all over myself and left me paralysed for years. That’s what that night was all about, mutilation, more than violation through sex”.
“I really do feel as though I was psychologically mutilated that night …”
In summary: she was not actually raped nor mutilated (and it’s unclear from her story whether the abductor(?) physically hurt her), but she was really scared and upset for a long time afterwards.
The writer of that piece, a Richard Handal, who is, shall we say, quite sympatico, admits that it wasn’t rape in the paragraph after. Yet he later concludes, through a strained argument with dictionaries, that even if it legally wasn’t, the readers still should call it rape. Because the other side shouldn’t get so hung up on a word. The end. (Confused applause.)
“Yet I survived that torture, which left me urinating all over myself and left me paralysed for years.”
Right. Exactly which parts of this do we take literally, and which parts figuratively?
Study: Unprotected sex makes women happier, smarter
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/health/study-unprotected-sex-makes-women-happier-smarter
A new study claims that women who engage in unprotected sex are smarter and happier, thanks to antidepressant properties in sperm.
SUNY Albany researchers claim that certain chemicals in semen are mood-altering: estsrone and oxycotin elevates mood, cortisol promotes affection, serotonin acts as an anti-depressant and melatonin induces sleep, Gawker reports.
Data collected from 293 female students surveyed on campus found women who had oral sex or sex without a condom were more contented then their protected counterparts.
Researchers also found that women with a considerable amount of seminal plasma in their system had improved concentration, and were more successful in completing cognitive tasks.
Read more: http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/health/study-unprotected-sex-makes-women-happier-smarter#ixzz2X9qGf8tf
Just goes to show that Mr. Incel doesn’t know jackshit.
ha.. ha..
It is probably that those women having unprotected sex are in committed relationships. The smart came before the semen.
Ya give em the green joose
I always start off with oral. I don’t put it in until she has come off at least once. That seems to make everybody happy.
Oh, you laugh, but there’s a whole subset of modern feminist ideology that holds that any male/female sex is rape, regardless of whether the woman in question thinks she’s consenting, because she’s so brainwashed by Teh Patriarchy that she can’t truly consent. (They are apparently blind to the concept that this framework is contingent on acore belief that women are even more childish and devoid of agency than the worst misogynist ever dared articulate…)
Also, anyone who says PIV sex doesn’t feel good is doing it wrong.
The Ideology also states that male/female sex is based on domination, so pegging should be including in sexual relationships so that both genders can be equal in displaying dominance.
Is it me or do the people who have these ridiculous ideologies seem to be losers in life ?
In the author’s own case, he has never had it, so he literally has no idea.
Let me just throw it out there … “MicroPIV”.
What “womon” is this guy talking to? What broad is saying they don’t like being fucked?
Oh. Right. Lesbians.
What a jackass. Why do we even use valuable space and time to journal about these fringe dickbags?
Because these fringe dingbats have become mainstream and they believe in perpetual revolution, so there’s no end in sight for their idiocy and their making it the law.
I’d go so far and say 50% of lesbians aren’t lesbians. There’s usually the real lesbian and then the chick who couldn’t find a quality dude. If you suck dick before and after the lesbian experiment, you’re not really gay.
There was a great quote a few years back on this blog that said “there are two kinds of lesbians, those who are confused and those who have no choice”.
Oh, there’s an end to it……if you’re willing to bloody your hands.
Actually MOST Lesbians LOVE penetration,
They love being fucked, not by men but by other lesbians with dildos or strap-ons
anything inserted in their vagina is simply a penis substitute
they don’t want a man to be attached to it but they love penis substitutes inserted in them
they LOVE it
There’s also the fact that the average “lesbian” has had twice as many MALE sexual partners as the average straight woman.
They’re tired of assholes, not dicks.
Are these folks connected to the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement, perchance?
Oh dear. Well, maybe he should try pia sex (penis in anus). Someone else’s penis in HIS anus!!
Well, a loser like that is most likely a Dan Savage fan.
I’m really starting to like this girl… I mean womon.
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He’s just misunderstood what the womonzezz told him, “We wouldn’t enjoy sex with you”. I am perfectly prepared to believe them.
Wow, this guy must’ve had a great mom and dad.
Not a million miles off-topic, as it turns out, but there’s a hysterical anti-PUA article over at teh Graun’s ‘Comment is Free’ section today:
Why I have no truck with the art of the pick-up
“Pick-up artists exist to help men find sexual partners but their psychosexual babble is riddled with misogyny and bad advice”
For those non-UK readers not in the know, The Guardian is so notoriously lefty, right-on, feminist, liberal, anti-white-male, and islamophile, that it’s practically the official pamphlet of the Cathedral in Airstrip One.
Judging by the number of comments the piece has attracted (over 700 at time of writing) someone has probably posted this to the manosphere already, but I figured I’d link it here for everyone’s amusement.
Also, RAPE!
“It is mostly marketed through far-fetched personal testimony and miraculous anecdote”
Anytime anyone slags PUA as just snake oil salesmen taking advantage of gullible desperate men with lies and exaggerations, it tells me instantly that they don’t go out and haven’t seriously tried it for any length of time.
The proof is out there, every night, at every bar in every city. Run some basic game and watch girls react exactly how we say they will. But people will talk smack because they can’t actually cold approach and try it out for themselves.
With these people I’d tell them go out to a bar and hold a drink in your hand, and walk thru the room and as you pass people, hold your drink toward them and say “cheers!” 90% of people will cheers you back and tap their drink to yours. Doesn’t matter if they don’t know you or they’re in a bad mood or they’re weirded out, it’s a conditioned social response for people to reciprocate to that gesture and word.
Since generally no one would disagree that the vast majority of people would cheers back and since this is an easy low-risk test a person can do, if that person can agree that we can conclude that “doing ABC (hold your drink up and say cheers) consistently gets result XYZ (a reciprocal cheers)”, then they have to agree that human behavior isn’t completely random and that there are predictable patterns and responses (whether learned or instinctial) to specific stimuli that we tend to follow. From there, pickup is simply the same concept except it focuses on seduction/attraction instead of cheersing. You can’t say “pretty much everyone will cheers back, but when it comes to attraction THAT’S totally random and unpredictable.” It’s no different, just a different set of stimuli and responses and patterns.
There are no theories in PUA…there’s only concepts determined by analyzing patterns in mass combined field experience.
“Maybe, but that’s like a rapey cheers.”
Women are meant to be property. Everything points to this truth.
They’re never happy unless they are owned body and soul by the man they love.
you read my mind
what an alpha you are
Now…uhh.. are you serious– cuz that pic is of a really hawt chick and the Subway Masturbator doesn’t normally have contact with that kind…that kind.. of woman. So he doesn’t know what they think like.
By the way no way we believe that’s you unless you post another pic of yourself holding three fingers of your left hand up in the air.
losers gonna lose.
Your admission doesn’t surprise me at all, assuming you’re serious; basically saying that you talk all sorts of big talk on here but then in your meager existence outside of this blog you fail miserably at carrying out (or attempting) any advice you read on the comments or the actual posts. Same probably goes for most of you right?
Post another picture of myself? You’ve done nothing to merit my obedience. Now I’m supposed to cater to your demands. Right.
This is the Cadillac of spambots. Like a SpamBot 6000. How do they make it so lifelike?
Why should it post another picture of itself? Did it actually ask a SUBWAY MASTURBATOR why he wants fap material? This is how I know it’s A.I.
SubOnanist, you “merit [‘her’] obedience” by switching out a few lines in her source code.
Hey man, that’s some solid online game. Clearly I was wrong to think of you as a castrated Omega of the terminal variety.
It’s a spambot, geniuses.
Which raises the question of the name of the female protagonist in Stephenson’s Baroque Cycle. Stephenson must be aware of the famous ELIZA program, which proved that women should not be allowed to participate in Turing tests. How does this influence our interpretations of the character and actions of the Qwghlmian orphan?
That’s why the ladies love me.
piv/gtfo
Hey hey now… be kind. Maybe his single mother made passes at him and grabbed his 1.2 incher… who knows what those womYns are capable of?
This could be considered more of a “I thought it so it is now an irrefutable, scientific, hard fact” bozo.
Usually, common sense, education and experience combine to create a “ludicrous filter” and things like this are what your brains cells laugh at. Kind of like they are watching old Stooges episodes.
When you don’t have have any of those things, then any old thought will do and you end up writing articles that read like old Stooges episodes…
when ever a guy seriously talks about male privilege, it’s like a cry to be chemically castrated.
Womon sounds like some kind of digimon.
So a relationship whoring fattie who lost a tiny amount of weight over the last few months posted this on her timeline…
*************There was a man here who was crouching over a female customer, staring at her, totally inappropriately and uncomfortably.
The barista here saw it and took off like a lioness. She told him, “You better stop that immediately or I’m going to call the police. It is NOT ok to harass customers.”
The man said, “Go ahead.”
A male barista immediately turned to call the police.
As he did, the man walked out. Both baristas who dealt with the guy individually walked over to talk to the customer to make sure she was OK.
Not that it should’ve happened to begin with, but the way it was handled was beautiful. The fierceness in that first barista’s face was just gorgeous. — at Starbucks.
************************
50 people like her status update.
Hahahaha
I have an anecdote for this — set with 6 and a 7, I’ve locked in and sat down next to the 7. A fat feminist type is near us with a few equally unattractive friends. We have said nothing to her.
FF: Excuse me, do you know them?
Me: Oh ya we’re old friends, we go waaaay back (7 laughs)
FF: No I’m serious
Me: This is me, being serious.
FF: Well it isn’t cool to be next to them if you don’t know them
Me: (turns to 7) Shit, the cool police are here….and they’ve caught me.
7: Hahahaha (leans over to look at FF), no he’s fine we’re just talking
Me: (smile and waggle eyebrows at 7)
FF: (ignores 7) Yeah well I’m going to get security if you don’t stop it
Me: Ha, really?
FF: (in a ‘you go grrrrl’ tone) Ya, really.
Me: (turns to 7 again) Darling, I may be going to jail again.
7: Wait, what? Are you serious?! Is she actually going to do it….(peeks past me, then looks at me)….hm, I’ll tell her to stop if you can tell me what I’m trying to do with my life right now. I felt like you weren’t listening earlier
Me: Are you serious? You’re gonna make me sing for my supper?
(eye contact, she gets this mischievous grin on her face; situations like this are why I even go out…. what a spot to get shit tested in. My only response is to lift my hand at FF, like I’m beckoning the red sea to part. FF gets up in a huff and marches toward the bar)
7: OMG, did she seriously leave!
Me: Ya, I thought for sure I’d get to first base with you before this all happened (my heart is actually beating fast and inwardly I’m nervous….but fuck it)
7: You’re just going to sit there?!
Me: (smirk and shrug….she’s wide eyed and actually hits my leg, then gets up and goes after the FF. 7 comes back)
7: Hahaha wow, what a bitch, she was really going to do it!
Me: Nice. Thanks. By the way……….I remember you saying something about an MBA.
7: omg why didn’t you just say that earlier!
Me: (shrug, smile)
7: troublemaker.
(FF sits back down….and I look over at her with a shrug)
Me: Hey, better luck next time champ
(7 snickers and puts her head into my shoulder…….yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)
Me: Nah, I’m just kidding…..I know what it can look like sometimes. Good looking out for these two.
This set was actually from the last FR I posted, awhile ago. Don’t worry, I fucked it up with that 7 a little later
The only point is that girls don’t seem to like uber femmies either.
Brilliant parrying of the Fattie and of the subsequent shit-test from the “7″.
That really was uncalled for for her to let you stew like that though, theoretically you were fully entitled to tell her you had something to do after she stood up for you. But no way would I have passed the first two assaults, let alone been that cool later…
Good story!
>>>My only response is to lift my hand at FF, like I’m beckoning the red sea to part.
Sounds like you were Obi-Wan doing the Jedi mind trick
‘That really was uncalled for for her to let you stew like that though’
lol maybe, but it’s just the reality of talking to attractive girls — or girls more attractive than you are. Overcoming adversity is the only way to demonstrate strength. So, uncalled for or not — I loved every second of it. She may as well have just said “I’m interested in you as a man and I wanna give you a chance.” Going out has made me realize that the world is rooting FOR me — and anyone else who’s out there. How could it not be? There’s always a shortage of legit cool guys, and everyone is hoping that you’re one of them. But, if you aren’t just….objectively on first-glance strong (read: male model good looks or significantly better looking than the girl you’re with)….then ya, you have to demonstrate that fitness.
‘But no way would I have passed the first two assaults, let alone been that cool later’
Ya well that’s me at my current ‘best.’ It’s not like that all the time. Most of the time, I start fucking up as soon as I enter the set (bad body language, my voice cracks or something, etc etc etc) and I have to work uphill from that lol
‘Sounds like you were Obi-Wan doing the Jedi mind trick’
Ha. It was a risky move, for sure.
“It Wasn’t Me” – The Berlusconi Edition
http://www.smh.com.au/world/berlusconi-found-guilty-of-paying-minor-for-sex-20130625-2otaz.html
“Berlusconi denied the charge of preying on a 17-year-old dancer and using his office to cover his tracks, saying it amounted to political persecution.”
Vaffanculo, betaboy haters! Defiant chin thrust, all day!
This dude is a pathetic example of how the feminization of Western society has destroyed the beta/omega male. When he’s not glorifying feminism and denouncing his own sex, he’s writing about how he wishes he were dead. But, he admits he doesn’t even have the balls to kill himself. He’s the feminist poster boy.
claps for you
Oh. Hey there!!
I do not wish to have the clap.
Oh if only “PIV” was the dreadful force of all encompassing destruction this person envisioned it as. If only the mere act of it assured a man’s ownership of me. Wishful thinking Mr. Womyn.
Good grief, FemX. Get yourself an alpha.
Please god who I don’t believe in, let one find me.
When will you realize that you’ve passed your “Sell By” date and it’s time to adjust your expectations downward?
When I’m 36.
Sometimes I talk to a new guy. Always end up with the same problem. I still like my boyfriend better.
I talk to new guys
But always the same problem
Boyfriend still better
Hypergamist.
It’s too late for her, the cock carousel consumed her soul long ago. Her last hurrah will be aboard a 6500 rpm Bill Clinton Sybian in a dank porn dungeon, the cheap digital footage traded on Cliphunter for a buck fifty.
Is it hard?
Plenty hard. I mean, not quite as unflinchingly rigid as mine as I’m jamming chicks 10 years your junior. But enough to scream in ecstasy once more at the unfeeling cosmos.
Who cares, spouting e-ideal bullshit like that is the last refuge of the weak. If it ain’t the black man it’s the white man, if it ain’t the government it’s the capitalists, if it ain’t Tom it’s Martha. Just another majestic winged phaggot taking flight.
Unsurprisingly, it’s revealed as as shut-in KJ (of one stripe or another) at letter’s end.
Told y’all.
Well I’m convinced. Time to repent and give up my sinful ways.
Piv is heteronormative oppression. We learned. Game is over. We can all be monks now.
“sex is responsible for fucking god-knows how many ruined marriages”
And yet, if not for sex, zero people in the history of the world would have married ever.
Lolozozozozozzlololzzz
If only these herbs knew how much most of the women around them loved being destroyed by Alpha cock. Mind’s would shatter.
“Sex in politics”? I’m lost
This actually sounds exactly like a friend of mine who used to be pretty conservative minded. Then he started reading Reddit all day long, and turned into a cotton candy-fisted egalitarianist and male feminist.
[…] The End Game Of Manboobery […]
One day this kid is going to find out that lesbians use dildos and his world will asplode.
Deny-ing a women PIV sex is likely to get you hit. And she will NOT apologize afterwards.
Because I have some famous relatives, I got asked once by a Priest what I believed about G..g od.
I told him – a D minor 9th.
“PPS – Yes, I’m a “virgin.” Now piss off.”
Yeah, that explains everything. The guy has serious issues, was probably molested as a child and is terrified of sex and vaginas. So he takes on the trappings of radical feminism to normalize what is essentially an abnormal orientation. This is beyond the usual feminist tripe; I feel sorry for him.
A lot of this is preemptive rejection. He can’t get any, so he demonizes what he can’t have. Give this boy some poontang and he’ll be smoked out in no time.
Vagina fearers = cull by extreme violence.
I am feeling more at peace now with myself and I am looking forward to a restfall sleep.
But then we lose half the pre-Raphaelites. IT’S ART MAN.
Okay so anal only?
That was my take away, that or knob slobbing.
“It’s time for overly harm-sensitive liberals to accept the reality that the icy wastelands serve a valuable function as a culling ground for the irredeemable refuse of humanity.”
This is what happens when the government performs conquest in secret so their beta-boy moralizers can claim plausible deniablity.
Without PIV, I’d never look twice at “womyn” during a day. Genetically, and sociologically, I’m programmed to enjoy it. Just like womyn give in and listen to their little brat maker and procreate.
Them’s the breaks. Suck it up buttercup.
Too muuch stoodid beta = no money minus quick – shot fuuking.
Die-ing is a fashion-choice if God already hates the fact of your very existence.
Empowered western skank interviews child brides; turns down chance to be 6th wife.
(((shakin my head)))
Did you see the alpha fux / beta bux part? “We still see our boyfriends, but we have to be careful so our husbands don’t find out.” The fundamental constant of human relationships.
In case ur wonderin the blogger is from india which explains why shes so mouthy.lets troll her blog an prove why men are better
Shes from india that blogger hence why shes mouthy….lets troll her blog
Here is your weekly dose of fresh hell, can anyone remember when death still had its sting
Why would anyone be as interested in their partner if sex was out of the equation? Relationships are built around reproduction, love just facilitates it.
Reality doesn’t give a shit about your values and feelings. Deal with it.
Conversation from several years back, platoon debate about whether the female orgasm was a myth or not:
Pvt. Shitbird: “My wife comes every time”
Sgt. M: “No, bullshit, you can’t prove that she came, she’s faking it”.
Me: “Guys, guys, the female orgasm is real, it’s just unimportant.”
I’m most amazed by this sentence: “womyn – would you have PIV if the risks were on the men’s side, if they had to take the pill, if they had to face the consequences of rape? If you’re not as apathetic as most people, the answer should be no”
Why would he say that women would be less likely to have intercourse if the risks were on the men’s side? I can only guess that he’s really bought into the hype that women are empathetic, altruistic, all-nurturing saints, rather than the calculating, anti-romantic solipsists they are.
I think you’ve all got this dude wrong; he just prefers the butt sekkz, and it trying to rationalize his guilt.
Holy Shit, this guy CANNOT be for real. Fifties, Hell, shit like this barely existed back in the seventies, the heyday of Ala Alda, Jimmy Carter, and Helen Reddy. I stand in awe.
It’s my understanding that this equating of all penetrative sex as a violation of the woman came from the very fringe 70s feminists who were actually lesbian or asexual and therefore are operating from an actual aversion to the normal usage of their parts. This is why it baffles me that the women at the source of this nonsense claim that they are in touch with their bodies; these masculine women are trying to normalize their own inability to find pleasure from the central procreative and recreational activity of human life. They equate enjoyment only with the end result of orgasm, suggesting a very masculine conceptualization of the activity. I say this as a woman who certainly appreciates the apparently rare ability to climax from PIV sex but equally appreciates the process itself and the hormonal associations.
What’s really a shame is that female horses are also victimized by the patriarchy:
shes from india no wonder shes a mouthy bitch