I’m a stay-at-home dad to twin 4-year-old girls who are already smarter than me, and my wife is a brilliant doctor who kicks ass and saves lives every day.
From an article by a nominal man who feebly spurts many words onto Slate’s page describing how much his penis scares him.
Congratulations, Mr. Andy Takes-It-In-The-Hinds, your utterance is event horizon manboobery.
The manboobs have been emerging from their micropeen dens in force lately, poking their cock thimbles into the daylight for a breath of fresh air. There is no depth of self-degradation which they will not entertain to relieve themselves of the burden of being born male.
It’s enough nauseating masochism and putrid suck-uppery to make one wonder if the whole thing, written on the Slate halls and the Salon walls, is one giant schtick. Performance parody art that has somehow gelled organically to coax the mischievous participation of male simulacra from across the media landscape.
If only it were so. But no, the likelihood is that these loathsome creatures are sincere. Blame it on estrogen in the water, the lack of a cleansing apocalypse, or feminist shrikes lashing fat nerds with their six inch clits, the fact is that the sack of America is shrinking and her bitch tits are filling up with ululating manboobs.
Some readers may wonder, if this guy is such a grotesquerie in spirit and mind, how did he manage to get a wife? Well, quality matters. If you’re fishing around the dregs of womanhood, it’s not hard to wife up. The orcas and pasty frumps and stubbly manjaws will practically throw themselves at you. Another thing to keep in mind is that just because a guy can claim married status doesn’t necessarily mean he’s enjoying the marital fruits, if’n ya know what I mean.
UPDATE
A charitable reader suggests that this manboob is actually engaged in a form of psychological passive-aggressive warfare with an intended audience of one: His breadwinner wife. He wants his ballbusting, careerist Asian wife to know he has options, or at least that he has been thinking about having options, and the manbooby way to deliver this message is by puling about how ashamed he is of his lustful thoughts for all the hotties he sees every day. Of course, he wouldn’t have to put on this circus if he wasn’t a stay-at-home castrati married to a Tiger doctor. But he is, and so he finds himself using a warped variant of Dread Game to keep his wife interested.
What’s the betting that when his ‘wife’ was expecting those twins he went around happily telling everyone “were pregnant”
“Were pregnant”? Surely you mean “was pregnant”? But that verb tense doesn’t fit in with “expecting” which would imply future tense.
Maybe you’re illiterate? There’s no shame in it. RooshV’s website is illiterate and proud of it.
He meant “we’re”.
Still an idiot move, just not the one you anticipated.
His point still stands
men should not say ” we are pregnant” unless they have a vagina and an uterus
Oh, so denizens of the Manosphere are illiterate, are we? Go peddle it elsewhere, neckbeard…
A new iPad and its predictive scripting is responsible for the way that comment came out. The other two commenters were able to pick up on the new man expression I was referring to.
The link you posted for the Slate article is the link to their Mobile site.
Another way Slate bugs the shit outta me, automatic redirects to their shitty mobile site so you can’t flame libtards in the comments. Even parsing the links fails to work a lot of the time. Finally I just got Dolphin for iPhone for purposes just like this.
And forget about their iPhone app, crashes 80 percent of the time on startup and no comments there either. Maybe the good app developers are refusing to work for them.
Speaking of crashes and bugs
I just got notification, minutes ago, about comments posted in December 2012
the replies are stamped December 19 2012
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Chimpanzees are noted for their violence, chimpanzees are noted for their micropeens. Different sides of masculinity can be competitive.
But they have big balls!
Indeed, and balls are more important. It’s not the size of your penis that determines your success in the sperm wars, it’s the quality of your sperm.
Dammit. A single CH commenter posts, and I’m evicted from my pole position.
Pole position eviction = worse than cuckoldry
I would bet the farm that some alpha is (or will be) laying the pipe to his doctor wife (if she looks like anything at all)
I have no doubt in my mind that this is already happening (provided she is somewhat attractive).
Cngratulations, Andy: your gender reassignment was a success.
I’m in finance and see my clients’ entire financial pictures. Every case of the woman being the breadwinner has ended in divorce. 100%.
“I’m in finance and see my clients’ entire financial pictures. Every case of the woman being the breadwinner has ended in divorce. 100%.”
There is so much priceless information like that which is tied up in confidentiality laws and can’t be shown to the public.
The Frankfurt School is well on its way to completely criminalizing the mere dissemination of Truth.
“Every case of the woman being the breadwinner has ended in divorce. 100%”
Bring that up the next time some pain in the neck trots out that “women only make 70% of what men make” tosh.
Reply by pointing out that men are much likelier to share their income with women in a variety of ways, and in the aggregate women come out ahead.
That’s interesting. Any more insights?
Yep, I even found a study that looks at divorces in Sweden:
Does Divorce Risk Depend on Spouses’ Relative Income? A Register-Based Study of First Marriages in Sweden in 1981-1998
http://www.demogr.mpg.de/papers/working/wp-2004-010.pdf
In every socio-economic class the risk of divorce is the highest if the wifes share of the couples total income is 80-100%.
Here tl;dr version of the study incase you dont want to read the whole thing:
http://www.demogr.mpg.de/Papers/workshops/041125_paper07.pdf
Interestingly, my grandparents divorced, and this was the case. After some 40 years of marriage and 5 kids, they split. Grandmother was the breadwinner. My grandfather wasn’t exactly beta, though. He was a badass Marine and a great dad.
Also interesting, though, was that they remarried about a year or two later.
Such cases leave me speechless. 40 years of marriage, 5 kids, divorce, remarriage. It refutes virtually everything that was taken for granted about human nature in past 5000 years.
Based on the look of his kids, the kick ass doctor wife is Asian.
Sometimes the {Human}X{Gook} pairing succeeds fantastically, and the kids [especially the girls] are simply gorgeous.
But other times the kids get this bizarre “rosacea” coloring to their faces.
And you’re gonna hafta wade through two or three generations of this kinda miscegenation before you’ve got any chance at colored hair or colored eyes.
On the other hand, a smart, conservative, Christian gookish chick with blue eyes – now that would be a sight to behold.
BTW, I often wonder whether that beautiful Afghani chick had British lineage on both sides of her family [from the British soldiers who fought in Afghanistan in the 19th Century].
In northern Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan there are groups that have a fair incidence of light eyes and blondish hair. Some of these groups claim descent from Alexander the Greats soldiers. That is plausible, considering how long the post Alexander Greek kingdoms lasted in northern India, Bactria and the general region.
However, there are the mummies in the deserts of western China which have blond and red hair, and date from two to four thousand years ago. There are also archaeological remains of the Indo- European speaking Tocharians in central asia. All of this suggests that in ancient times whites were spread throughout central asia, and some of their genetic heritage remains among the current inhabitants.
White people originally come from Central Asia.
More about ancient central asian whites:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/a-meeting-of-civilisations-the-mystery-of-chinas-celtic-mummies-413638.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tocharians
The history of the travels and migrations and conquests [and revolts] of peoples – especially as it all relates to genealogy – is some of the most fascinating shit there is.
hang all of them from trees.
The girl was pretty, but she hit the fucking wall with a jetpack on 11.
http://s.ngm.com/afghan-girl/images/afghan-girl.jpg
Living in a shithole, bombed-infrastructure might have that effect on you.
“Living in a shithole, bombed-infrastructure might have that effect on you.”
No kidding.
I thought you were a white nationalist?
There are times when a man can’t tell one woman from another.
Afghans are white.
Afghans are white? The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard lol.
They’re also brown and yellow.
Since Afghanistan is one of the crossroads of the world, pretty much every population has contributed their genes.
For Tyrone everyone with rumored Aryan genes is… well ……Aryan. It doesn’t matter if they are backward, or cringe and embarrassment-worthy, Aryan they will be.
Unfortunately, when you don’t have a celebrated ancient history, or any real achievements to be proud of, you start looking under rocks and rivers for any savory morsel of hearsay to make your own and give you lineage and pedigree, not to mention legitimacy that come with an age-old glorious ancestor. For the inferior white supremacist, anything he/she can twist and revise in the interest of building their breakable houses of glass is employed – never mind that said glasshouses can be shattered under the simplest of scrutiny.
At least their silliness provides comic relief
I doubt that.
And for the record Lily, if it ain’t German, it ain’t.
They’re also stone-age muzzies.
No, Afghans are not white. They most likely have some white genetic heritage, but have long ago been thoroughly mongrelized.
The current state of their society and culture is a good warning of the perils of genetic pollution.
@fellow: I’m guessing your Lily. You seem to have a thing for me, I guess it’s that Dark Triad. Will you show me your pussy now? I haven’t seen one since this morning.
Why don’t you read up on ethnic migrations of these various peoples during the periods 3500 to 500 BC and get back with me. You’ll see I’m right. Yes, Afghans are Indo-Iranian, i.e. Aryan. It has nothing to do with claims. it’s a well documented fact. Instead of being a stupid Yenta bitch with a big mouth and a bigger ego, learn some humility. Be happy you live in a country dominated by white people, you loud mouthed cunt so you can run your big Yenta yap without fear of reprisal.
Everyone is lily lately, paranoia much?
“Instead of being a stupid Yenta bitch with a big mouth and a bigger ego, learn some humility.”
Learn to take your own advice, shithead.
“Be happy you live in a country dominated by white people, you loud mouthed cunt so you can run your big Yenta yap without fear of reprisal.”
Correction. I am happy I live in a country not dominated by white supremacist lunatics that would kill everyone who isn’t bowing to their version of the truth. That’s why I am able to say what I want, dickhead. Precisely, because the country isn’t dominated by crazies like you.
“Will you show me your pussy now? I haven’t seen one since this morning.”
I can show you my big c/ck but I don’t do fags.
That’s me Fellow. My browser didn’t save my name.
That’s you Lily.
I can show you my big c/ck but I don’t do fags.
You do sound like a stupid bitch, so I can understand Tyrone’s confusion.
“You do sound like a stupid bitch, so I can understand Tyrone’s confusion.”
Everyone who doesn’t agree with white supremacy is a chick, right? That’s a very brilliant argument to make, isn’t it? No wonder most of you feel inferior; you’re all stupid. You idiots are destroying the conservative movement. But you’re not really conservatives, are you? The only thing you care about is finding scapegoats and punching bags for your unhappiness. You white supremacists are the reason Matt Forney called it quits. He reached a point he felt disgust reading his blog full of your outrageous ignorant comments. I hope CH doesn’t fold too.
Typical Yiddle chutzpah… a member of a tribe that refers to itself as Chosen Of God belittling others about alleged supremacy.
And for the record, Schlomo, it’s white nationalism… nothing to do with supremacy… all to do with wanting a place for one’s own folk, without the deleterious influence of outsiders.
Does THAT desire ring a bell?
You fairy.
You write like lily, argue like lily, reason like lily, I’m quite sure its lily.
Like I said in another thread, it’s either Lily (outing herself as the tribeswoman we always suspected) or someone who apprentices under her at the JIDF institute of CogDis, Cyberia campus.
You write like lily, argue like lily, reason like lily, I’m quite sure its lily.
Nah… this personage is far dumber and angrier.
Everyone who doesn’t agree with white supremacy is a chick, right?
Sort of. A white person who makes known his loathing of whites who are proud of their race is a bitch. Not a chick. Slightly different. It’s just like Hugs Schwyzer who makes known his loathing of men who are proud of their sex.
That’s a very brilliant argument to make, isn’t it? No wonder most of you feel inferior; you’re all stupid. You idiots are destroying the conservative movement. But you’re not really conservatives, are you?
If by “conservatives” you mean old-style Hobbesian/Lockeian liberals, who have marginally more common sense than present-day progressives, count me guilty as charged. You’re just an earlier stage of liberalism, and you don’t even realize it. All the stupidity of the Democrats is just the logical progression of your own ideas.
The only thing you care about is finding scapegoats and punching bags for your unhappiness. You white supremacists are the reason Matt Forney called it quits. He reached a point he felt disgust reading his blog full of your outrageous ignorant comments. I hope CH doesn’t fold too.
If Matt Forney was a liberal (early-stage or late-stage), then perhaps his departure is for the best.
Shit, Aryan can only mean Indo-Iranian, Hitler’s insanity aside.
Nah, Lily’s work would have more malapropisms and typos and misspellings. And she’s more philosemite than anti-white. And she has perky pale B cups. (Little known fact, the whiteness of her underboob is where she got her screenname from.)
You white supremacists are the reason Matt Forney called it quits.
Hardly. He called it quits because the Southern Poverty Law Center said “boo” and his testes withered to dust.
If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. If you can’t speak plainly among men about “certain subjects,” get the fuck out of my sight. I’d rather chillax in an Occupy drum circle than put up with whimpering cowards who castrate themselves in perpetuity, like some punishment out of Dante’s Inferno.
I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
Matt
Heh, heh… the King abides.
“He called it quits because the Southern Poverty Law Center said “boo” and his testes withered to dust.”
This is one of the reasons.
Another of his reasons is that he got tired of reading racist and antisemitic posts on his site. He said himself that he no longer cared reading his own blog, and it became an anathema to him because of those comments he was getting form ignoramuses who were doing more harm than good to the manosphere. It’s comical how you try to thwart the truth with your own interpretation, despite hearing it from the guy’s own mouth for crying out loud.
“If you can’t speak plainly among men about “certain subjects,” get the fuck out of my sight.”
Those are not men. They are rednecked caricatures of the frustrated loser variety foaming at the mouth because he feels slighted. If you rather sit with them so be it. You can foam along with them and turn useless like them. Lump yourself with them if you’re not embarrassed you share the same genes. I am.
gay…
You fairy.
Sorry, bitch, classic libtard shaming doesn’t work around here. Go back to servicing nonwhite and J dudes, since you love them so much more than us racist antisemitic ignert radnacks.
Oh look he called asians non human. How EDGY
Well, they are one of the underman sub-species.
ancient/modern – ‘march of the titans’ – google that bitches
Amazing how the Chosen have such a vicious and growing seething hatred of Y-T. The growing diversity-not to mention the astounding wealth of the scum-er,the Chosen, is making it safer for these feelings to come out. The jewish id is becoming inflamed.the age old blood lust is a churning.
Be glad for this reason, heavens and those who live in them. How horrible it is for the earth and the sea because the Devil has come down to them with fierce anger, knowing that he has little time left.”
– Revelation 12:12
See, as I commented last week, most sheep-people fatties are just plain stupid. http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/wellness/fitness-myths/2013/05/28/28c04d6a-bf25-11e2-9b09-1638acc3942e_story_1.html
Each and every time I go to the gym to lift weights (4 days a week), I see morbidly obese people (usually women but sometimes men) walking at a leisurely pace around the track that goes around my gym or on a treadmill or eliptical machine. Each and every one of these obese, disgusting pieces of garbage are fat because they eat 4,000 calories (and 150 grams of fat) per day and put NO effort into their “workout.”
If they had an IQ above 80 and were not sheep, they would notice that the only people in the gym who have a good body are LIFTING WEIGHTS and straining very hard while doing so.
So they will remain fat slobs while few of us have decent bodies.
As a result, my defense of one-itus is justified. Only one out of ever 450 women aged 22 to 35 is bangable (7 or above). When a greater beta is most fortunate to actually find himself in the same time and place with such a 7 who happens to be available at the time and said 7 likes said greater beta, you bet your bottom dollar that said beta can’t help but develope some one-itus. Because the 449 women he saw before her and the 449 women he sees after her will be disgusting manjawed land whales.
“Only one out of ever 450 women aged 22 to 35 is bangable (7 or above).”
Hyperbole or can you prove this? Maybe you’re looking in all the wrong places.
Statistically, about 15% of the population is bangable women age wise. Of that number in the US. About half are land barges. I guesstimate that we’re at least 40% short on our fair share of attractive women in this country, so they can demand a high premium and be vapid cunts in return.
Well that’s a far cry higher then 1 in 450, so I can only assume it was hyperbole.
they would notice that the only people in the gym who have a good body are LIFTING WEIGHTS and straining very hard while doing so.
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they never do. I think they think weights are scary.
Ya, I think people are truly scared of weights too which is why gyms seem to be 90% machines and 10% dumbbells these days.
Did somebody say “manboob”?
http://theulstermanreport.com/2013/05/28/lol-obamas-new-boyfriend-wins-him-a-stuffed-bear-video/
We’re a press conference away from having our first black openly gay president. And damn Christie is a fat ass
Yeah, but at least he can throw a football, so you’ve gotta figure he’s the pitcher in that relationship.
Well, the camera does add a few pounds.
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I thought Chrissy got secret lap band surgery. Sorry, it doesn’t look like it took. Did his stomach digest that too?
You can defeat that surgery–as well as the gastric bypass–if you try hard enough. People do it all the time. They just keep eating past the point of satiation until the restricted section of the stomach stretches out again. Proof that insurance companies should insist that surgery not be performed unless they’re doing psychological counseling ahead of time, followed up with support groups afterward.
I’ve never known anyone to get that surgery and keep the weight off for more than 2-3 years.
I have. But it was somebody who had an actual problem with hypothyroidism that wasn’t diagnosed until he’d gained so much weight that exercise was a virtual impossibility. They did the gastric bypass, got him on meds to stabilize his thyroid hormones, and he’s done great. His only problem now is a bunch of extra skin that really needs to be cut off so he can up his exercise routine (it is physically in his way right now), and insurance is balking at that. I’ve told him to take out a credit card and just get it done–the investment in his future health is worth having to pay the damn vig.
There’s probably better loan options than a credit card.
He’s just big-boned.
How long until Christie defects to the Democrats? My guess is after he get’s crushed in the 2016 primary.
He’s going to go full Lincoln Chafee in 2016. It won’t help him.
[CH: Leftoid SWPLs I know are already expressing interest in Christie as an “acceptable” GOP candidate for 2016. That’s a good sign that the rank and file right should abandon the guy post-haste.]
Yeah, that’s what they said about John McCain too. Odd how his invitations to guest on “The Daily Show” dried up when he dared actually attempt to run a campaign against Obama, inept and bumbling as the campaign was.
Christie is an “acceptable” GOP placeholder. I will take him.
If you think that some Hero is going to arrive from the right and be all the things we need in a candidate and president, keep dreaming. It would be great, but we are in an emergency situation. No time for purity tests. If Christie is a capable pol who can work with congress and has interest in his political survival, that is enough. What makes Obama unworkable is the fact that he is a stupid ideologue with no concern for reelection. And he is just plain incompetent. Such a shitty, shitty politician. No wonder Bill Clinton despises him. LBJ is rolling in his grave.
If not Christie who else did you have in mind? Rand Paul?
We cannot get all worked up about the executive branch because we need a plan to outflank it regardless of the occupant. We have to begin operating like the NRA did — gave up the national campaign and went around the country, statehouse by statehouse, amending constitutions and passing preemptive laws to vouchsafe its interests
Matt
I agree, more or less. Rick Perry is my man. He’s the only politician I’ve seen with a pair in a while.
Rick is going to have his hands full as the first president of the new Republic of Texas. He has bigger fish to fry than being a gap-filler in our imbalanced tripartite government. He’s more suited to being an external pressure that balances the federal humors.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r2y2Bvj7Kf4/TWMIeamnuiI/AAAAAAAALj0/mhLIW75HrRs/s1600/rick%2Bperry%2Bgun.jpg
“We have to begin operating like the NRA did — gave up the national campaign and went around the country, statehouse by statehouse, amending constitutions and passing preemptive laws to vouchsafe its interests”
Ah yes, the NRA is VERY good at what it does, is it not, Matt? I posit that it is arguable that they have done more to hold the line against the forces of anti-Americanism and anti-Western civilization than any other single organization in existence.
Don’t you think?
Yes, Rand Paul would be my pick. As for Veep, I’m not sure. Jindal’s pretty good. I wish it could be Palin, but her prospects have simply been spoiled by the MSM at this point. Part of it is the fault of the McCain campaign–they brought her out before she was ready for the national stage. Allen West would also be awesome, but again, credibility problems. Same with Condi Rice. Paul Ryan might be a solid third place.
The $30-$40 to pay them in dues each year is one of the best ways one can spend a few bucks anywhere. Money REALLY well spent.
Ah yes, the NRA is VERY good at what it does, is it not, Matt? I posit that it is arguable that they have done more to hold the line against the forces of anti-Americanism and anti-Western civilization than any other single organization in existence.
Absoluement. (Wait, wrong idiom.) I mean, DAMN SKIPPY.
We have to think strategically about our candidates, rather than having a 437-point checklist. Which temperament is going to be so preoccupied with the debt bomb that he will leave us in the states alone so that we might begin our quiet NRAesque revolution? They don’t have to be true believers; they just have to know how to turn a blind eye.
The revolution will be from the outside, not the inside. We need a Fifth Column executive, a despiser of government that is nimble enough to work with government. Paul Ryan is building himself into that kind of operative. All of the conservative moaning about this position or that statement is beside the point. We must vote the man, not the agenda, and definitely not the purity test. No campaign promise survives inauguration day. But the man’s disposition does.
Even more important: we must begin a national Republican campaign for a new Speaker of the House. The Speaker does not have to be a member of the House. Men should run for that office the way they run for president, and the majority party should vote district-by-district as a means to pressure their representatives into electing a leader with balls.
Three-fourths of the problem captured in a single photo:
http://0.tqn.com/d/create/1/0/R/J/8/-/107887662.jpg
Once testosterone returns to the speaker chair, then all kinds of fun begins. Post Civil-War “Radical Republican” stuff like impeachment and cutting funds and shut downs; i.e., leading the three-ring circus by the power of appropriation. Gingrich hinted at this tack last year. Sounds like the way to go.
Matt
Agreed that the key is not to let the perfect be the enemy of the good. So much of DC politics is haggling; what you need in an effective legislator is an effective haggler. Someone who can find a way to get us half a loaf rather than hold the line on an absolute position, and lose the whole thing. It’s also important to remember that although we all have our pet issues, some of those things aren’t going to bring about the downfall of the Republic in the next 10 years and can be shelved. For me, the order of importance is:
1. The national debt
2. Immigration
3. National security
4. Everything else
And yes, I did set “immigration” above national security, because once we solidify our borders and start deporting those who are here illegally, we’ll have eliminated what I’d estimate is 50% of the threat.
[CH: Demography aka immigration/dysgenic reproduction is the most important issue facing the country. The debt problem ultimately flows from the demographic problem.]
@CH: If we start cutting entitlement programs now, that will not only have an immediate effect on our national debt, it will also disincentivize a lot of illegal immigration. Two birds, one stone, sort of thing.
(Because nobody seems to want to go with my idea, which is pasting 2-foot posters all along the Southern border of that Lena Dunham cover of “Rolling Stone”–with the slogan “America’s Hottest Woman Awaits You” in Spanish emblazoned across the top.)
If I thought most conservatives would go with Christie, Matt, I would take him. But I suspect they won’t, so why would I?
You can’t be serious. How can anyone take a morbidly obese slob from Jersey seriously? He is pathetic and anyone who lets themselves go to that extent should be sent away to an island so that they can starve off the excess 200lbs.
He has not an ounce of self control when it comes to stuffing his fat shit mouth with donuts and processed carbs, but he is supposed to control the “free world”. GTFO.
Jeez, Obama throws like a girl, doesn’t he? Look at that floppy wrist.
I’m a girl and I throw better than that.
Next thing they’ll be telling us he can’t play the blues either.
I’m a girl and …
Eh. Not really.
Weren’t we just discussing this topic, RuPaul?
Bite your tongue, hunty. I’m a Sharon Needles girl all the way.
Woooooh wooh oh oh….caught in a bad bromance…..
The article shows pics of Louis CK as if the writer thinks his life is somehow like Louis’, since they both take care of young daughters. Well, Louis divorced a few years ago (coincidentally, at the same time he became very famous) and currently brags at his shows about how often he gets laid now.
This guy seems to be bragging about his “manhood” even as he is proudly showing his massive manboobery. He says he is distressed because of the thoughts that invade his mind;he “objectifies” women! So he is both horny hetero and progressive feminist. What a dumb fuck!! Can someone post a pic of his kick ass wife?
Much as he is an embarrassment to call a man, manboobs such as him show that all relationships require the same two things. A leader and a follower. Change the terms, call it what you will, but someone in the relationship has to be stronger and be the leader. Typically it’s men because by nature we are predisposed to that more than women. Still nature is not entirely predictable and does throw us some curveballs to keep us all on our toes. Throw progresivism on top of that and you get more like this, but it still shows the natural order of things, even though it’s been reversed.
i agree, it takes the masculine and the feminine elements of two humans to make a solid unit, these two polarised sides fit together like a puzzle. in nature it is masculine men and a feminine women that fit together.
but i think that we’re now in a world where feminine men and masculine women are attracting each other like a magnet that’s had its poles flipped. i’m not even sure this could even be considered a heterosexual relationship, contrasexual might be the word for it.
i think we do the word ‘beta’ injustice talking about these men here, and although the terms usage has widened recently, i think its handy to distinguish between those men that are not able to acquire the power of the leader but are relentless in their pursuit for it and will spend their life climbing as high up the ladder towards that as the ultimate goal. and the feminised men have checked out and taken on a totally different role.
Here’s his blog, which he actually calls “Beta Dad.”
http://www.betadadblog.com/
The guy is going batshit crazy.
It’s also hilarious how, with typical male drive, he raises two kids, keeps himself in shape, writes a weblog, does complex home improvement and other projects, maintains the household, etc. If he had the slightest bit of self-awareness, he’d see what a terrible argument he is for feminism.
On second thought, that blog actually reads like a huge “in-your-FACE” to his Vietnamese anthill-striver Mrs. M.D. wife. “SEE WHAT I CAN DO, HONEY?! HONEY?!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think he’s a passive-aggressive with issues. She needs to grab the kids and fly back to Vietnam before he slaughters the whole family.
I think he’s a passive-aggressive with issues. She needs to grab the kids and fly back to Vietnam before he slaughters the whole family.
Like this guy:
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-05-27-miami-balcony_x.htm?csp=34
She’s vietnamese? Damn they are hot. Like my ForeignBride, as featured in “A Man Wants a Wife, Not a Co-Worker” :
http://www.the-spearhead.com/2012/02/20/a-man-wants-a-wife-not-a-co-worker/
ForeignBride doesn’t mind if I check out babes. She especially gets a thrill when they check me out, such as flashing the cleavage during a retail transaction.
When we bought our wedding rings in Saigon, I chose a counter with a lovely lass and her perfect breasts, which she lovingly proffered over the counter as we examined the jewelry. I tole ForeignBride she would do it to make the sale, and she was quite amused at my insight.
The difference between you and manboob is that you are (I presume) still getting it regularly and he isn’t (as he admitted).
Loin massages nightly. I am the breadwinner in this relationship.
That blog may be the most retarded things I’ve ever read. And the Jezebel article is actually trashing him for not being feminist ENOUGH.
You are so wrong about this. This guy is the genius among all of you. He has successfully reproduced, so he is not going extinct. He makes no money and is married to someone whose earning power is likely in the top 1% of the country, so if he ends up in a divorce, he will get half of a hefty amount of assets. He also stands a higher chance of getting custody of the kids if he wants that because he is the primary parent. He will live an affluent leisurely lifestyle without working for it, hang out with a bunch of bored housewives at PTA and he seems to like his wife for whatever reason.
He’s the one who knows what to do as a man in the modern world.
You’re assuming the kids are his.
cryo FTW. my guess is he’s staying at home to care care of the alpha’s kids. prob some surgeon she’s been banging on the side
Agreed. And this is also a reason why your average bitching woman is wrong to be angry about the “plight” of being a woman. Being a stay-at-home parent is the best gig in the world. As a man, I’m a slave (literally) chained to my office job. My butt literally hurts right now from sitting all day in my office chair. I would love to have a female version of me take care of me, as I have offered to several women in my history. The female version of me is a 7 in looks (I’m cute and fit, no acne, good kisser), makes $150,000 a year, spends all her waking hours thinking of ways to please her partner and be fun (trips, concerts, live music, not sitting home watching TV), works out, cooks for me, etc. Nope…no such woman in history. No woman in history has been 40% as awesome a catch as me. I even disagree with the anti-marriage aspect of the manosphere. I’m sitting here wanting to find a woman to marry me and have kids. My only requirement, literally, is that she be a 7, younger than 35, and like having sex. That simple. Nope. Can’t find it.
Go to Ukraine or Eastern Europe. I used to talk as you do and now have a woman who is as awesome as I am and very much like your description above. She’s not a big earner though, but I want that. Women who stay home are DTF far more often than those who work outside of the home.
Wives who work are DTF. Just not with their husbands.
Another reason to keep them at home.
Unfortunately I believe those days are gone Man Reader. American women can’t cook worth a damn and tend to be apathetic lovers (or good short term but then go down hill). I recently started asking the women at work what they like to cook their husbands or kids. The non-Americans, i.e, Indians and Phillipinas cook but the Americans do not cook live mainly on fast food, take-out, or canned food/trash-in-a-box. Next time you are at the grocery store check out what these SAHMs put in their shopping carts. It makes me nauseous. I just want to tell them to get a cookbook or watch the Food Network. Okay, I’ll get off my soap box now. Good luck with the hunt.
You’re positive they are his kids? What does his wife look like?
White.
I’d rather perish.
Lol so he has turned into a woman, and this is a “win” for you ?
;p
well the part about seeing a net economic gain instead of getting divorce raped is a huge plus.
Well if his blog were about how all he had to do was spend 45 minutes a day driving his kids around while complaining about how hard it is to sneak in hot sex more than twice a day with the kids around and his wife’s busy schedule you might have a point.
As it is Anti-Gnostic is more to the point. He tries to proclaim how fulfilling woman’s work is all the while trying to feed his male drive for productivity. The blog is a cry for help.
He has successfully reproduced
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Yes sure. That Moon explosion wasnt a meteor but your hamster.
Of course, “fatherhood is social not biologic”
I nominate Courtney Cox as the greatest wall-resistor of all time. http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-courteney-cox-divorce-david-arquette-final-20130529,0,1044403.story. In her 20s and even 30s she was *the* prettiest woman on Earth and she has held on much longer and better than any woman I can think of.
Julie Andrews lasted longer.
She does need a lot of make-up though
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-516217/Stressed-Courteney-Cox-drops-dress-sizes.html
and anal bleach.
http://www.omgblog.com/2006/06/anal_bleaching_is_the_new_nose.php
That’s make her brown eye blue.
God she has a horse face to rival Sara Jessica Parker in the first photo. My eyes burneth.
No way. The greatest wall resistor of all time is without any doubt Christie Brinkley.
Look at this:
The lady on your left is fifty-fucking-nine in that video. Yes. The future has arrived. The clones of Brazil have been released or some shit. Like how is that even possible.
Here she is at the young age of 57:
Here at 58:
http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/christie_brinkley_red_dress.jpg
I mean, WTF. How is that even possible? 59 and she ain’t hit wall. 59 and you could call her a 10. I wouldn’t, but you could, and it wouldn’t be absurd.
Christie Brinkley was great looking in her time, but she is another warning against the perils of genetic pollution.
Her poor, poor daughter.
I’d still do Christie. She looks great for her age.
No because she was never as jot as zvoutnry is BJs on her best day
for all intents and purposes, he is not actually a man, they have swapped roles and with it, genders
I’ll give you this one. He could be playing some tight long game. Long game that is maybe the best he can do given the circumstance. His boob-ness could function as deniability layering for future maneuvering.
There was a guy in my social circle a few years back. Two kids, appeared to be a good stoic beta male on a downhill path. His wife made a good bit more than him and he was the main caregiver to the kids. He played it clean but not in a disgusting way, took good care of the kids, took good care of himself. But you could see that he had no future with his wife. She left him for some drug addled local bum and said piss on the kids while she ate, pray, loved with coke-man in Mexico for a month.
Cut to the future…He managed a divorce where he got the house, the kids, alimony and child support. After the crud settled he sold the house and went into respectable, good value “bachelor with some baggage mode.” After a short rebuilding phase he landed a sweet, slim solid “7″ fifteen years younger than him. They have been together for more than 6 years now and both appear to be doing as well as two carbon based wet bag life forms can be doing… given the hyper liberal state they live in and the stock and lot they came from.
In retrospect, I see evidence in the moves he made that shifted the odds heavily toward the outcome he got. Maybe he was running a good long con, or maybe he got lucky. Either way its a good story.
Wow, I think I just read my gameplan for having kids. Biggest drawback would be the fact that I would nuke whatever respect my friends have for me during those years of fake manboob-at-home plotting. Any “I’m playing the long game” speeches would just come off as excuses. Still, having kids on someone else’s dollar – traditionally only available to women – is the first scenario that has me finding marriage desirable.
You haven’t, though. And we aren’t even sure that he has, either.
@FemX, it only really works if he’s sharpening his game to take advantage of all those daytime hours during his wife’s long absences. But somehow I doubt it. (I can only imagine the day game I could develop, ah shit.)
Men arent women, and we derive happiness from different things. The guys life sounds awful to me.
That could be, but there’s no reason you can’t do all that without turning into a vagina.
And he probably feels like a piece of shit. You don’t understand how us men work.
You need to read the whole article to fully appreciate how fucked up this guy is. I don’t think the small snippet does him justice. He is on the creep side of Beta. Most women I know loathe these types of guys. I imagine his wife loathes him as well and this article is some kind of passive-aggressive outlet for his now sexless marriage.
It’s worse than I thought:
http://www.betadadblog.com/2012/06/my-big-fat-vietnamese-wedding.html
Somebody else pointed out this boob has a blog. I looked for a relevant telling post. In this post and sublinks he confirms he no longer or rarely has sex with his wife (she’s tired and prefers to read) and it’s been a somewhat rocky marriage. He waited 9 years to marry her during which he seems to imply they didn’t have sex (they didn’t live together). She looks thin, but ugly in their wedding photo. He spent a year converting to Vietnamese Catholicism to meet the Dad’s terms to marry her. The whole blog seems to be some kind of tribute to her and a list of all the hoops he had to jump through to get her with the passive-aggressive allusions to no sex carefully weaved in.
This is one first-class manboob.
Maybe he’s one of those liberal hipster Christtards. Lots of those in urban areas.
Would explain a lot, especially the sexless frustration and shame he feels about “impure thoughts”.
My brother married a Viet- Namese woman and he has become the family chump. he had to jump through similar hoops to marry her. I told him many times in no uncertain terms that he was being a mangina and a fool. I don’t talk about it anymore though because he knows I was right.
thoughts?
http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/why-men-arent-really-men-anymore/
Amateurish article that conveys nothing that hasn’t already been said better right here at the CH.
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Twin 4 year old girls already smarter than him? Maybe they are the “Wonder Twins?” Wonder Twins activate! Form of, soul crushing monster! nom, nom, nom…
This dude probably believes every word he says and thus will become a suicide statistic when his daughters go feral at 9 years old and his wife starts boinking sleep deprived residents. Best case his drippy lactating boobery stays palatable to his daughters till they reach 16 and his wife turns to alcohol and doctors without boarders to plug her soul hole. Then maybe he can eke out another 10 years of respiration till his daughters finish graduate school.
I hope his wife is in medical research and is working on a cure for the coming wave of super herpe-syphi-titis that her empowered daughters will no doubt be spreading in the future during their pump and dump years.
Twin 4 year old girls already smarter than him?
After seeing what he wrote in the article, he’s absolutely right.
From the Slate article: “But I felt like I needed a face for my Higher Power, which for me is the nebulous ideal of gender equity. So I chose the image of my intro to women’s studies professor from college. ”
Yet more evidence that the overall liberal project has become a religion to many of its adherents. Feminism, multi-cult, PC, mass immigration, etc. have become aspects of their religion. An ascetic, puritanical religion in which “spiritual growth” is measured in self-denial and self-annihilation, alongside the repudiation and annihilation of the “evil” traditional western culture and peoples.
And when they repent, it’s an ugly sight!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2333241/Asbo-mother-screamed-homophobic-racist-abuse-children–forcing-neighbours-sleep-cellars.html
Summary: white woman burns coal, then shouts racial abuse at the resulting offspring.
And yes, self-annihilation describes it perfectly. Unfortunately, they’re going to end up annihilating most everyone else with them.
That ain’t run-of-the-mill racial abuse… that’s just how negroes talk to each other and their kids.
Had she been physically black, no one would have batted an eye.
Jebsus h chrinkles, that quote cries out for a righteous azz kicking from one man. Where the hell is GBFM? Paging GBFM …
Its not a religion; its a cult.
Indeed.
White guilt is the original sin of the secular progressives.
Blank-slatism is the modern secular expression of universal salvation.
I use to laugh at the “everyone has a god-shaped hole…” saying. I see the truth in it now.
John
Was thinking the same thing. I seen this shit on 10+ girlfriends of mine’s feed
thoughts?
http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/why-men-arent-really-men-anymore/
As said in the CH archives, Feminism and Chivalry can’t coexist. You get one OR the other…
Correct. Chivalry requires gratitude. Chivalry is dead and the female team killed it.
You misunderstand Chivalry. It’s a warrior’s code, not a path to female entitlement. Chivalry must come from strength and be gifted by grace, or it ain’t Chivalry. Chivalry is alive and well. But nobody talks about Fight Club.
But nobody talks about Fight Club.
Well, after all, thems the rules… literally.
Thank you funny that explains why am still sure Marissa continue to be chivalrous because I’m a true high-value man despite the fact of women don’t appreciate it
Chivalry is alive and well. But nobody talks about Fight Club.
Great formulation, well done.
I don’t think they want chivalry, could they get it.
“The Ten Rules of Chivalry:
Thou shalt believe all the church teaches and observe all its directions;
Thou shalt defend the church;
Thou shalt respect all weaknesses and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them;
Thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born;
Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy;
Thou shalt make war against the Infidel without cessation and without mercy;
Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy feudal duties, if they be not contrary to the laws of God;
Thou shalt never lie and remain faithful to thy pledged word;
Thou shalt be generous and give largesse to everyone;
Thou shalt be everywhere and always the champion of the Right and Good and the foe of Injustice and Evil.”
It’s like the dude included “Carpenter” in his CV at the end of the article to offset the impact of being a manboob on his system. He probably runs around with stubble on his chin and wears outdoorsy yet SWPL type clothes (LL Bean) in order to reaffirm his masculinity.
Almost like his words could never be taken seriously by men on their own merits, so he has to dress it up with some Timberlands and a North Face jacket, thinking that’ll make it palatable to those roughnecks working on a rig or in some other male-dominated field.
Real men wear Carhartt.
The guy from the Slate article probably wears macramé. That he makes himself.
Maybe the guy from Slate is called Travis :
http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2004/11/farewell_my_por.html
“Yesterday, I bid farewell to my best friend Travis, who was sailing to China on a raft made from empty soy milk cartons tied together with macrame’d hemp rope. “
Remember, no pedestals. They’re all lying whores:
http://news.yahoo.com/why-men-women-lie-sex-130452906.html
I kinda got sick to my stomach reading that utterance… yuck.
“…warped variant of Dread Game to keep his wife interested.”
With the upper crust educated SWPL doctor mom situation he is in, this may be his best way forward. Its kinda the pinnacle of difficulty if you think about it, and with difficulty comes new creative ways of doing things.
Game is a cultural technology that is scaffolding off the same foundation as all human endeavor’s. As such it is susceptible to the same twisting and shifting forces that lead to new creative uses and subsequent arms races.
Like in law, government, sports, racing, advertising, pest control, etc. It is backdoor creative anarchy until a new equilibrium is reached.
Boob dad V doctor Mom. The state lays the rules and provides the arena. Mom and dad duke it out within this context. Mom has ‘the state’ home field advantage. But maybe she’s cocky, comfortable and wallowing in the spoils. Dad is being forged hard and fast under the crush of the current rules and has two choices. Die or look for creative ways around the system. I see situation ripe for an underdog uprising.
A sixtyish man I know who married for money says that it is the hardest money he’s ever earned. His “workday” never ends.
How does a man use dread when she’s filling the debit account?
Be a crappy employee.
always have other options. it never fails. they (females) need that competition, no matter what they actually say to the contrary.
Hey @Heartiste, this new stat came out just yesterday ( from Pew Research?) stating 40% of all households have a Female breadwinner.
-What do you make of that; Single Mom/Divorcees?
It was mostly due to the spike in single motherhood, but there was also an increase in female breadwinners becoming the main income.
Government make-work and endless corporate quotas.
All artificial constructs. Aberrations enabled by prosperity.
Ding-ding-ding.
Succinct. Accurate.
cashing a welfare check doesn’t make you a breadwinner. the breadwinner is the beta schlub paying taxes to feed her little Trayvons.
Joke’s on him – everyone in his life will ridicule him for bringing home a mail-order bride. The shame on white males for miscegenation is great.
Yup. That’s when he chose to become a non-entity. I bet his ‘smarter than me’ daughters don’t even look like him or his parents….sad.
I find the beard drawing appropriate. Whenever i meet a guy who is a leftist manboob with a test count lower than the fat feminists he tries in vain to fuck, they almost always have this bizarre growth on their face that resembles a patchy clump of pubic hair. As if a little unkempt neckbeardage is going to make up for what a feminized bitch they are. High correlation with passive aggressive behavior too.
Real men know how to shave. Like FUCKING ADULTS.
…if anyone’s looking for me, im out buying foam, brush and a razor. ’50s style.
I would dive on a drug that destroyed my sex drive without destroying my ability to use testosterone for other purposes.
Are the girls from cuckoldry or adoption?
It is sad when the possibility of homeschooling is foreclosed due to one of the spouses being too dumb. But then the male bell curve is flatter.
Perhaps he is around for protection (read: expendable).
Are the girls from cuckoldry or adoption?
Ha. Cuckoldry was obvious, but the adoption possibility never occurred to me. It is, of course, de rigueur among SWPL contrasexuals to adopt Africans or Asians instead of having their own.
Off-topic but relevant:
Even other women don’t trust sluts and skanks! I’m shocked!
“Sexually permissive women are ostracized for being ‘easy,’ whereas men with a high number of sexual partners are viewed with a sense of accomplishment,” Vrangalova said. “What surprised us in this study is how unaccepting promiscuous women were of other promiscuous women when it came to friendships – these are the very people one would think they could turn to for support.”
Somebody really had to spend money on a study to know this? They should teach the GBFM reading list in Ivy League schools instead of postmodernist drivel and “I, Rigoberta Menchu”
http://news.cornell.edu/stories/2013/05/study-women-reject-promiscuous-female-peers-friends
The story has an update!
Some femcunt at NYMag wrote about how she’s experiencing a visceral reaction of hatred and violence in response to the manboob’s sexual self-censoring.
http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/05/violent-thoughts-about-a-man-how-can-i-stop.html
Another hole at Jezebel basically agrees with her reaction:
http://jezebel.com/daddyblogger-controls-his-boner-with-imaginary-burqas-510479470
Women hate betas. Even (especially?) ‘enlightened, feminist’ women.
Another hole at Jezebel basically agrees with her reaction:
“Hole”… thanks for the guffaw.
Thanks for posting those articles.
Yes, to their credit, even ‘enlightened, feminist women’ despise these self-loathing worms who squirm about apologetically in the hope of approval. All people cringe when faced with an embarrassed, guilt-ridden failure of a man. He can apologise for the so-called patriachy, for the oppression, and for the dick between his legs, but it will earn him nothing but contempt. If he were a proud, self-affirming man he would get their respect, as well as their red lips around his dick.
Yet dudes continue to flagellate themselves in service to the Feminine imperative. Yet no matter how much they do so, it only makes them even more loathed.
Damn.
The HeartisteTwitter sidebar has the following:
Why GSS sex survey results can’t be trusted: Women lie more than men about their sex lives. http://news.yahoo.com/why-men-women-lie-sex-130452906.html
Keep in mind, that this Yahoo post refers to the journal “Sex Roles” from which is gathers its information. The tone of this article and certainly from the underlying article in Sex Roles is that the “culture” is what causes men and women to lie about “gender” loaded questions. It takes a jaundiced eye and awareness gained from this blog, the see what this article actually says.
And anything and I mean anything that comes from that discipline of study has to be taken with a grain of salt.
This yahoo essay that points out something we have always known, that self-reporting by women in psychological studies, especially that are directly and indirectly connected to sex, sexual motivation, and even other aspects of relationships are usually sheer horseshit.
But the Sex Roles journal spends as much time or more bashing men in inflating answers to questions that are “gender” loaded, number of sexual partners etc. And it reinforces its belief in the idea of culture as the key determinant in sexual behavior.
Anything to do with Sex Roles is attempting to cut off your balls. Upon beginning to research Evo Psych, the most vociferous attack on it I found came from the Sex Roles department at the University of Texas. I was a student in that class “Sex Roles” at that university and it was quite an exercise in enduring a public shaming in a large auditorium format of the biological fact that I was a man. Those departments, more than any others, are the locus and the nursery of all man hating elements of our current culture.
It was quite a coup for feminists to get these classes in the set of “required electives” for some fairly mainstream degrees, accounting, management, marketing. It fed its infection into the mainstream thought of what would go on to become the managerial elite as these students passed into MBA and Law programs. This was 1980 and by 1990, these ideas had “creeped” into the laws, policies of police departments, and corporate policies in every state with cities in the top 20 in population in the United States.
Here is a list of the titles in the current journal of Sex Roles
“Gender Role Portrayal and the Disney Princesses”
“Empowerment and the ‘Sexualization of Culture’ Debates”
“Adolescents’ Exposure to a Sexualized Media Environment and Their Notions of Women as Sex Objects”
“The Intersections of Sexuality, Gender, and Race: Identity Research at the Crossroads”
“An Examination of Violence and Gender Role Portrayals in Video Games: Implications for Gender Socialization and Aggressive Behavior”
These department are the enemy of your liberty and are more responsible for the man oppressing laws, corporate policies, cultural norms than any other.
You see those words Sex Roles, ever, and an alarm need go off in your head. If you attack anything, attack that.
I heard the guy you discussed on the radio a couple days ago. I am torn between him being a manboob beta justifying himself and an alpha pimping out his wife. Only time will tell for me since I do not know enough to confidently call it, but my heartfelt inclinaton is to betatize him.
“The Accidental Pimp.” My new script/pitch/deal/project
Maybe the kids aren’t his, and his wife isn’t even Asian.
There’s a curveball for ya.
Reblogged this on murderbymedia.
Funny that this kind of spam makes it through while a lot of other comments don’t make it through.
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Pimping a girl out definitely beats slaving away at work for a whorewife and drug-addled kids.
It’s a brilliant strategy for lazy incompetent men who are otherwise alpha.
CH, you didn’t even touch on probably the most absurd quote in the article:
“How could enlightened, feminist guys like myself put up with these unbidden fantasies that violate our dedication to gender equity and basic human decency?”
Okay, I can totally understand wanting to stop yourself from committing undesirable ACTIONS. That’s a necessity. But now having THOUGHTS that are completely natural and beyond one’s control is considered a “violation of basic human decency?!” That’s the least “enlightened” thing I’ve ever heard.
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At one time I knew aa couple like this one. The woman was always crapping on about her career (yawn) as if to reassure herself. But the most striking thing was seeing her reaction when the two children (4 and 6) did something that clearly showed they were closer to her husband than her (and really they did it all the time). Her reaction seemed to be pure hate for her husband while at the same time embarrashment that we could see it.
all he could get was a…chink.
why is this sub-human worth even a use tissue let alone a post ?
Fuck you, faggot.
Asian blood is a blessing. A half-Asian is at least more likely to grow up objective and goal-oriented, go mix with a non-Asian and they’ll end up using their hybrid identity to plug identity politics and become an “anti-racist”, social justice nutjob.
Asian blood is a blessing.
Well, let’s not go crazy now.
You might have a point on the eventual political leanings of other mischling matches… so I’ll begrudgingly agree that, if one must adulterate one’s white blood, look to the East.
If one must… sigh.
But furiously copulating myriad sweet, feminine Asian girls without producing any offspring….surely that’s not forbidden?
Wise old coach had a mantra for us:
The way you practice is the way you wind up playing.
Call me Alan Iverson.
“Asian blood is a blessing.”
Jewish blood is a blessing. Any time one has a little of the chosen people of God in him, he’s blessed. BTW, this explains why Greg is so jealous….… sigh.
Asian blood is a blessing.
After all, who else would we trust to do our laundry?
A suspicious number of half-Asian dudes I know of have become flaming queers. So either way, Asian or non-Asian, they will still take a hatchet to civilization. So while Southeast Asian girls may seem like a great deal, that is only if you never produce any sons with them.
If you’re white, marry white. Go Eastern European if all local girls you run into disgust you.
I think the technical term is gook.
I think “zipperhead” is the preferred nomenclature, dude.
I’m still trying to figure out why Oriental is no longer considered PC.
Good question.
Or Panface? Gotta take that sensitivity seminar again.
Guys ought to 1. engage their passions, and 2. make sure they are paid righteously for what they create.
Therefore, this person is a dickless parasite. The children who are now trying to suckle at his rancid, dry man-boobs will end up hating him with unquench-able fury.
I don’t understand why a man would have children in this day and age. There is no benefit. I’m 22 and I’m quite sure that having kids would make me feel trapped. Btw, being married to a doctor could be quite awesome. Spend her money on toys for yourself.
22? You’re a kid yourself. Everyone feels they know everything at your age, including me 35 years ago. Although the idea seems insane to you, you have very little perspective — which can only be gained by becoming old and uncool.
Age rarely brings wisdom, as most aging men are blinded by fear of death and regret for what Larkin called “time torn off unused.”
Try sticking to the wagon and your fears and petty hatreds may ease; you may even take a shot at some of those sweet young things in Cali.
Until then, pipe down about “perspective.”
Why you whippersnapper! Stay off my lawn.
That’s a good quote about “time torn off” . But isn’t having kids “sticking to the wagon,” in terms of continuing what dozens of millions of generations of my predecessors have done without interruption? I don’t get your point really. You seriously think a 22 year old has a decent grasp of mortality? Maybe with horrific experience like a holocaust survivor or the like. And your age is..( expect more begging the issue and platitudes to be blunt.)
And The Subway Masturbator doesn’t pipe down easily, hey this internet costs like $50 a month, that’s a lot of rides uptown to leer and creep out Columbia students.
Would it have been clearer if I’d written “staying on the wagon?” Drinking does you no favors — your worst instincts take over when you hit that after-depression — and it’s regrettable, because you’re a basically a good man. A bright dude. Maybe a little easily discouraged.–
A “grasp of mortality” is far from the only thing that confers wisdom; indeed, the “every third thought” and memento mori injunctions are too often an excuse to despair of life, and become subtly dead to its magnificent injuries.
“Death is not an event in life: we do not live to experience death. If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.”
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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You’re interesting to me, and I look forward to friendlier and more ranging conversations when I finally hit that forum.
I’m earliest forties — old enough to know my mind, as I’m sure you’d agree.–
And hey, on the topic of manboobs:
http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/john-scalzi-phoenix-comicon-2013-1.png
He’s poking fun at the campaign Vox is waging against him. I’d say he’s actually the alpha in this case–guy’s the head of the SFWA, Vox is the bitter beta.
This is separate from their political views, of course–the guy’s a total manboob. But I think a lot of these male feminists are spouting the expected crap and getting what they want on the side.
Always be ready to spout some nonsense that makes the fem-elephants feeeel gooood about being elephants:
http://jezebel.com/matthew-mcconaughey-lost-so-much-weight-he-almost-went-510586326
You really are clueless on this one:
You think having a woman pay for you to stay at home is some kind of a bad thing? It sounds like a frickin sweet deal to me.
I wish someone would pay me to just lounge around the house all day. Even better: Pay me to lounge around the house, grooming my minions/children to do my bidding.
The trouble is it’s really hard to find a woman willing to do this. Most women will loathe and resent you for earning less than them, let alone not earning anything at all. But if you should find a woman genuinely willing to to financially support you then she’s a frickin keeper.
I know a guy who’s probably the biggest natural with women I know – he’s annoyingly good looking, women approach him all the time – he’s used this to bag himself a rich girl from a rich family, and he fully intends to be a stay at home Dad when they have kids. Fair play to him, he’s used what he’s got well.
It does have a sort of hedonistic appeal.
I’m sure there are men who successfully manage such an arrangement but I suspect most morph into blue-balled betas. Female hypergamy doesn’t take a day off. Unless the husband is armed with sufficient game, she will grow to despise her perceived lower-status hubby and cheat with her alpha boss.
Take note, marriages where the female earns more are more likely to end in divorce. Hypergamy doesn’t sleep.
I could never submit to such an arrangement myself, even if I had the wife firmly in hand. I need to conquer, create, destroy and strive. The cozy life of a housewife would be mental poison to my masculine essence. As a man, you have so much more potential.
“I need to conquer, create, destroy and strive”
Dude, if you didn’t have a job, you’d have more time to do these things.
That would be true in some cases. Good point.
It may seem like a sweet deal, but it’s completely unnatural. Having a woman under your dominion means you have to take care of her and provide for her, while she has your babies and takes care of them. That’s how real life works.
The natural who married the rich girl will end up divorced in less than 10 years. Count on it.
I bet she is cheating on him and he is fine with it.
It may be possible that his wife just doesn’t like him “looking” at other women. I know lots of Asian girls who feel this way and aren’t shy to tell you. It’s got more to do with traditionalism than feminism, if that’s any consolation.
It’s funny where the link bait leads
“Dear Prudence,
I’m recently engaged to the most honest, thoughtful, and loving man I’ve ever met. He has supported me through many hard times, including losing my job and being assaulted. Here’s the but about him: He makes no money. He has ambitions, and he’s smart, but will likely only bring a middle-class income at best. I have an OK job and I’m self-sufficient. Now here’s the but about me: I’m really, really pretty. My whole life people have told me I could get any man I want, meaning a rich man, and are shocked that I’m engaged to my fiancé, nice though he is. I’ve never dated a rich man, but it does make me curious. So part of me thinks I’m squandering my good looks on this poor man, and the other part of me thinks that I’m so shallow that I don’t even deserve him or anyone else. Am I a fool for thinking that a poor man can make me happy, or an idiot for believing a sexist fantasy?
—Sincerely Shallow”
Hypergamously yours,
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/05/dear_prudence_i_m_too_pretty_for_my_fiance.html
i went to his site once and had a nice chuckle. i’d rather slam my erect mule in a cardoor than read his dreck.
he’s WORSE than a woman. at least with a women i can chalk it up to the fact that she has a vagina. but when a dude has a vagina……..OOF!!!!!
So, I found this on cracked:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-your-online-dating-profile-isnt-working_p2
The cracked writers sure do love calling white men racists and bad people for not liking ghey shit or for daring to like things men like.
someone should rip it apart
There’s no point. That place is a den of self-hating political correctness. They put out some funny stuff every once in a while, but god forbid they call out entitled girls who put “no drama” and “feminist” in their profiles.
Another man jaw declared “gorgeous”. I cannot be the only one that observes that few heterosexual men use that word.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/30/stephen-baldwin-daughter-hailey-baldwin_n_3359390.html
Baldwin? Does that matter? What makes it work at all is “seventeen” . Yes, that works because she is thin, 17 and on an excellent health care plan.
The hot seventeen year old daughter of a plumber Mr Plopshit somewhere in the rust belt as reported by a high school band members is more reliable.
I can hardly wait to hear of her confidence at 40.
Geez, that nut didn’t fall far from the tree.
Stevie boy won’t be needing a paternity test for verification on that kid.
I remember the Tea Party rallies in D.C. a few years back. This manboob of a guy approached a 60-ish couple saying he was from Slate and wanted to ask questions. I interrupted, “Don’t talk to this dude. All he’ll do is twist your words and make you look stupid.” The “reporter” asked how much I knew about Slate and I said, “I know enough to know better. You have a narrative and you’ll make their words fit it.” That’s exactly what happened a day later when I read his piece. The only way they can act like bad-asses in real life is to take literary snarky jabs at people. Sad lot of sackless shits these guys.
Fucking tool.
Wow! What a herb. When I read this, I pictured this guy and a neurotic, fast-talking has-been preppy dude. My question is why he consulted all these women to solve his male-mind problems? Also, can we say, first world problems? But then again, I kinda wish I could unread this article. It’s sad that someone has to resort to this type of self deprecation to clear their conscience.
And now I have ready his follow up post. Still kinda strange it seems that he had vetted his article to mostly women prior to being published….
That article reminds me:
Heartiste, please give form to the infinite hatred that courses within my ice-cold, heart-shaped void for Louis C.K.
I know you harbor the same feelings as I do within your own void.
Sad…but funny