The evidence: Man in the back left can hardly contain his joy. Or his perforated ulcer. His fingers grip his super-sized prize like a rock climber dangling from a cliff face with no rope. He’s not about to let her tip over and capsize into her friend. After all, what is better in life than […]
Category Archive for 'Beta'
The white knight used to be an object of admiration, but lately he has become an object of derision and even pity. Urban Dictionary defines the white knight as: A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the “mother figure” […]
…and a nugget of game truth escapes from the swirl of vapid blather. The bolded questions are being asked by the beta male, and the answers are from girls he attempted to woo but failed miserably. Do you usually figure out if you wanna do more than make out with someone pretty instantly? Or, is […]
Beta Male Move Of The Day
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Game on Jul 29th, 2013
The Beta Male Move of the Day highlights a classic beta male “tell” that women subconsciously register and which then powers down any nascent attraction that they may feel toward the man betraying himself by his beta behavior. BMMOTDs (or, colloquially, “Beta Movements”), can be egregious or subtle; the end result, however, is always the […]
Dan And Nadine
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Culture, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jul 12th, 2013
Dan readied his stick and plunked a ball in a side pocket. Relishing his fleeting achievement, he raised his eyes to check if Nadine had bore witness to his excellence. She hadn’t. Gruff, caustic Robert, his misshapen nose and squirrel’s nest hair coaxing annoyed leers, was directing to a general audience of three girls a […]
What Kind Of Man Ruts With A Land Whale?
Posted in Beta, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies on Jun 19th, 2013
Answer: A clue to the sorts of “””men””” who willingly date human tubas is in the photo attached to this fatso’s confessional about getting befuddled stares from people when she’s out in public with her thin boyfriend. Hmm, where have we all seen that neotenous face ? The article is too unintentionally hilarious not to […]
Bringing Balance To The Masculine Force
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Game, Relationships on Jun 6th, 2013
Sidewinder asks, How does one do obligatory beta things in the course of a relationship in an alpha way? Wives and girlfriends will not accept skittles as gifts on a regular basis. At some point it will be her turn to pick the movie, and it will usually be a gay selection. How do you […]
Young reader “Barry” wants to know if his Yearbook note to a girl he knows (who also knows his friend “Greg”) is beta or alpha. Kelli, It has been so nice getting to know you this year. You are extremely sweet and foxy, I don’t know why Greg would want to spend any time with […]
Big Mistake
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster on Jun 3rd, 2013
A reader writes, If this isn’t a bad prognostication for a marriage, then I don’t know what is. A friend of mine recently tied the knot with his college girlfriend. I admittedly do not know the bride very well, but generally she can be controlling and tough to warm up to. When you look at […]
Manboob Utterance Of The Month
Posted in Beta, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on May 30th, 2013
I’m a stay-at-home dad to twin 4-year-old girls who are already smarter than me, and my wife is a brilliant doctor who kicks ass and saves lives every day. From an article by a nominal man who feebly spurts many words onto Slate’s page describing how much his penis scares him. Congratulations, Mr. Andy Takes-It-In-The-Hinds, […]
