Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies on May 3rd, 2019
I don’t do the boyfriend thing. That’s why I’m single. Yeah, that’s why. S O U R G R A P E S fatgirlblowjobsmaskingexistentialbitterness.txt She’s been hurt so many times that Haagen Daz stock rises and falls on her mood swings. Trevor Goodchild wonders, Incidentally I think this freak has already gotten lip filler implants. … Read more
Posted in Hope and Change, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Love on Mar 28th, 2019
An extremely online wag posted this photo of a Trump supporter: I sort of feel bad for how I replied. “cirQumference” A lady chastised me. Now. Now. I giggled myself, at first. I must confess. However, she is a @POTUS and #Q Supporter! It matters NOT her looks OR her size! Right? She’s on the … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Globalization, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Id Monster on Jan 10th, 2019
Ana Navarro, fat slob POC airhead who is tasked with farting out CNN’s daily anti-White agitprop, was caught on camera disdainfully filing her nails while a guest was talking about illegal alien (aka foreign invader) crime. Class act. Ana Navarro can go choke on a double-wide burrito. Fucking c**t-faced b**ch. This is what your replacements … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Rules of Manhood, The Good Life on Nov 17th, 2018
The verdict is in: all the dietary, exercise, and longevity science is converging on a holistic lifestyle recommendation for health, vigor, and anti-aging youthfulness. Lift weights “Weight lifting better for heart health than running” Scientists looking at the health records of more than 4,000 people have concluded that, while both forms of exercise reduce the … Read more
Posted in GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Nov 6th, 2018
She wants the haters to kiss her ass. Luckily for her, she has an ass that can accommodate all her haters. Unluckily for her, no one wants to kiss her ass acreage. Even black men would balk before surrendering to da divination rod of dey dik. A reader puts it best, hate would be a … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Globalization, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Physiognomy is Real, The Fuggernaut, The Id Monster on Sep 19th, 2018
Spot the signs of dystopia in the above wedding photos. (zoomable link) Where’s the groom? Oh right, he’s hiding behind the attention whore bride. A mere afterthought. The bride is racially ambiguous and kind of a slut (you can almost see her panties in the bottom pic…she doesn’t care if her dress flies up (in … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Sep 6th, 2018
A fatty blubbers — what else is new? — that she can’t find any vintage clothes in her zaftig size. (Early-mid 20th Century textile manufacturers hadn’t yet perfected the process of stitching tarps into dresses) Why It’s So Hard to Find Plus-Size Vintage Being over a size 12 isn’t new, so why is finding plus-size … Read more
Posted in Globalization, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Aug 30th, 2018
What’s next, Fat Imperative? This is always the trajectory of leftoid equalism. It never stops at begrudging tolerance of the ugly, disfigured, and demented. The Fuggernaut uses tolerance as a springboard for more demands which upend the cosmic order. What is tolerated becomes accepted. What is accepted becomes celebrated. What is celebrated becomes intolerance of … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Trumperica, Ugly Truths on Mar 20th, 2018
A fat tax has been seriously discussed on various platforms for years, usually supported by the premise that fat craps cost society a lot of money in higher health insurance premiums, mitigation overhead, and the daily annoyances of dealing with fatties in public spaces, making room for them, avoiding their stank, and spending mental energy … Read more
Posted in Globalization, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Feb 20th, 2018
It’s not a coincidence that female obesity and miscegenation are rising in lockstep in post-America. If the country is filling up with more nonWhites of undiscerning taste, and more White females of unrecognizable shape, then the predictable outcome is Halfbreed Hamerica. Fat White women take what they can get, which is usually either solitude or … Read more
