Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies on May 3rd, 2019
I don’t do the boyfriend thing. That’s why I’m single. Yeah, that’s why. S O U R G R A P E S fatgirlblowjobsmaskingexistentialbitterness.txt She’s been hurt so many times that Haagen Daz stock rises and falls on her mood swings. Trevor Goodchild wonders, Incidentally I think this freak has already gotten lip filler implants. […]
Posted in Hope and Change, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Love on Mar 28th, 2019
An extremely online wag posted this photo of a Trump supporter: I sort of feel bad for how I replied. “cirQumference” A lady chastised me. Now. Now. I giggled myself, at first. I must confess. However, she is a @POTUS and #Q Supporter! It matters NOT her looks OR her size! Right? She’s on the […]
Posted in Current Events, Globalization, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Id Monster on Jan 10th, 2019
Ana Navarro, fat slob POC airhead who is tasked with farting out CNN’s daily anti-White agitprop, was caught on camera disdainfully filing her nails while a guest was talking about illegal alien (aka foreign invader) crime. Class act. Ana Navarro can go choke on a double-wide burrito. Fucking c**t-faced b**ch. This is what your replacements […]
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Rules of Manhood, The Good Life on Nov 17th, 2018
The verdict is in: all the dietary, exercise, and longevity science is converging on a holistic lifestyle recommendation for health, vigor, and anti-aging youthfulness. Lift weights “ Weight lifting better for heart health than running ” Scientists looking at the health records of more than 4,000 people have concluded that, while both forms of exercise […]
Posted in GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Nov 6th, 2018
She wants the haters to kiss her ass. Luckily for her, she has an ass that can accommodate all her haters. Unluckily for her, no one wants to kiss her ass acreage. Even black men would balk before surrendering to da divination rod of dey dik. A reader puts it best, hate would be a […]
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Hitting The Wall, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Oct 9th, 2018
CH 20 hours ago There is a reinforcing FEEDback loop that connects fatness, ugliness, shitlib views, and premature impact with the Wall, and is especially pronounced in the female of the species. For a real life example, look what’s happened to Taylor Swift, once a chan-repurposed Aryan icon now turned schoolmarmish shitlib pussyhatter: These before […]
Posted in Beta, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Globalization, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Physiognomy is Real, The Fuggernaut, The Id Monster on Sep 19th, 2018
CH 17 hours ago Spot the signs of dystopia in the above wedding photos. ( zoomable link ) Where’s the groom? Oh right, he’s hiding behind the attention whore bride. A mere afterthought. The bride is racially ambiguous and kind of a slut (you can almost see her panties in the bottom pic…she doesn’t care […]
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Sep 6th, 2018
A fatty blubbers — what else is new? — that she can’t find any vintage clothes in her zaftig size. (Early-mid 20th Century textile manufacturers hadn’t yet perfected the process of stitching tarps into dresses) Why It’s So Hard to Find Plus-Size Vintage Being over a size 12 isn’t new, so why is finding plus-size […]
Posted in Globalization, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Aug 30th, 2018
Britain has an obesity problem. Nearly half of British school children are overweight. And Cosmopolitan are pushing an obese woman as a role model! This isn’t ‘body positivity’, this is the glorification of an unhealthy lifestyle. pic.twitter.com/W6AlXdrEPy — Mark Collett (@MarkACollett) August 30, 2018 What’s next, Fat Imperative? This is always the trajectory of leftoid […]
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Dating, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Jul 31st, 2018
Sex skews can have profound impacts on sexual market behavior. The scarcer sex gets to dictate the terms of engagement. Generally, more women than men means more cads and tramps , fewer dads and damsels. While more men than women means this: Western societies, particularly in America, have currently operative sexual markets which strongly indicate […]
