What’s next, Fat Imperative?
This is always the trajectory of leftoid equalism. It never stops at begrudging tolerance of the ugly, disfigured, and demented. The Fuggernaut uses tolerance as a springboard for more demands which upend the cosmic order. What is tolerated becomes accepted. What is accepted becomes celebrated. What is celebrated becomes intolerance of its opposite. Until, finally, what is intolerance of its opposite — Truth&Beauty — becomes a demand for Lies and Ugliness to be the new standard of normalcy and definition of virtue.
AKA Harrison Bergeron (<– we are here)
The fix for this broken code in human nature is obvious: never allow “tolerance” to gain a foothold.
A healthy, life-sustaining dose of intolerance for grotesqueries is an ounce of prevention that will prevent a pound of Civil War 2 cure.
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OT Scintillating CH thought of the day: Shitlibs need to reacquaint themselves with that classic childhood taunt “you smelled it you dealt it”, because every time a shitlib hears a “racist” dog whistle they are unintentionally revealing how often they’ve had those same racist feelings.
In fact, what I’d love to see is the growing and massing shitlord army of Trump acolytes replying “you smelt it you dealt it” whenever a shitlib starts shrieking about le 56% racism.
Gross, look at those elbows!
Aside: Farage names the White in a tweet to the head cunt over there across the pond.
Glorious indeed.
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So much fat, nothing on her is pointy.
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The kinda fucked part is. as much as that is the joke for the HB9-10, in this case, her elbows really ARE her most attractive feature. I dare not take my eyes off them to gaze onto the medusa like countenance that is the rest of her lest I turn not to stone, but into a quivering blob of ectoplasmic eflluvium.
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Go to Mark Collett’s Twatter feed and look at the whole picture. If you think her elbows are gross, take a look at her knees.
Remember when horrifically fat women wore mumus? That should make a comeback.
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A convincing case for Burquas in Britannia.
Are you Beach Body ready?
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Those knees. Where are they? I only see two folds buttressing her joints.
She’s grinding those ‘caps into dust under that type of load.
Some people have developed an amazing ability to transform a snickers bar into 10lbs of lard.
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Thanks to uBlock origin, I have images blocked.
Don’t need to vomit every time one of you jokesters attaches some extreme fatty or (((chosenite))).
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“Is success an illness”
Demons.
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“Why I vetted my wife’s affair”
Written by another demon.
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“Fat Imperative”
It’s like the old Bob Hope joke (well, they’re all old, I guess), “I’ve just flown in from California, where they’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought I’d get out before they make it compulsory.”
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LOL!
Holy sheeet, I laffed.
Is really that a Bob Hope joke? Pretty edgy for Bob.
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It really is, and I thought so too
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How fondly I recall the early 90’s, where 1 out of 3 young women were either anorexic or bulimic! Where have all those classic eating disorders gone???
[CH: lol halcyon days]
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Most are all keto-crossfit instawhores now.
The rest are just run-of-the-mill tatted up tindr sluts.
Once cutting became normalized as tattoos and other “body art”, the underlying affliction was allowed to mutate into the modern strong independent womanhood. See fatty above. Not just fat but tatted up and full of “sass”.
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I’ll do you one better MG. I was at Penrod’s in Daytona Beach circa 1987 or 88. This is back when M TV had no shows, just videos and hosted their Spring Break there. It was wall to wall hot thin gash for miles & miles up and down the beach. No tats, no fatties, and definitely no nigs around. It sucks to wax nostalgia about the good ole days, but I’m around young people a lot today, and the obesity is just plain sickening on younger girls. What kind of parents allow their kids to get fat? So sad, paradise lost.
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Parents who are that fucking fat themselves. I’ve seen it with my own eyes back in highschool in the early 1990’s.
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Indeed, how is this any different than promoting ‘heroin chic’ and other types of dramatically underweight models? Both are ruinous to one’s health, and are generally the result of compulsive impulsive behavior.
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She probably can’t even wipe herself.
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Gee, thanks. Like we needed that thought, sir.
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Think nothing of it.
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No worries… Europe is lousy with bidets, or so I’ve heard.
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He has herself hosed down by high pressure firehoses, like an elephant in captivity. What a goddamned slob.
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My sides are hurting.
I’m laffing up and down on this poast.
We have to keep lighthearted sometimes for morale’s sake. Most of the articles piss me off and raise my blood pressure becasue of the Clown World, but I’m glad we keep a sense of humor.
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How does a fat person wipe their ass? They don’t.
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I was on a road trip this summer and while enjoying the hospitality of a Mormon-owned toilet stall, I noticed that the fellow using the adjoining urinal had dropped his pants to the floor. I assumed he was a retard, pissing as he had when he was first housebroken, but on exiting I saw that he was just obese. Had to completely open up his pants to find his dick and needed two hands to pull it clear of his pubic blubber.
I’m not being cruel here. Life’s one long humiliation when you’re a tub of lard. Sad.
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I assumed he was a retard … but I saw that he was just obese.
Obesity is clearly a side-effect of mental defect.
How do people get like that? At the point that they’re only twenty or thirty pounds overweight, doesn’t it occur to them to think, “I’m clearly doing something wrong, I better correct the situation before it gets completely out of hand”?
Apparently not. Mental defectives, in almost every case.
“Fat Acceptance” — f*** right off. Next we’ll be told that sh**ing in public is perfectly normal, and anybody who thinks otherwise is some kind of deranged bigot.
Imagine putting this f***ing bullsh** on the cover of a fashion magazine, of all places, and demanding that people take it seriously. That, in itself, qualifies as a kind of intelligence test.
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A rag. . . on a stick!
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She is most likely paying someone to do that for her. It’s a damn shame she ain’t dead yet from diabetes, heart attack, or stroke yet.
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Reblogged this on The Daily Messenger (mirror).
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“The Other Lover – Why I vetted my wifes affair”
Surely this is a parody cover..
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God I hope so. I can stand being duped. I can’t stand this being real.
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In Clown World you can never tell parody from what shitlibs are in deadly earnest about.
As for this cover, words fail me.
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One would think… although coming from Britain,one can’t be sure,,, that country always was based on a kind of fagdom.
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Nope, it’s real. It’s the Cosmo UK cover for October 2018. Are we in October already? what happened to September?
Here’s the proof:
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/a22849266/tess-holliday-cosmopolitan-uk-cover-interview-october-2018/
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Heh, heh…Tess of the T`ubbervilles.
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Downton Flabby
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Nice and nice
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Two Ton Tessie
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According to your link, she has a child. How did anybody find the hole?
(I’ve got a quarter that says the child’s a Mulatto.)
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Holy COW! (hehe) Magazines adorn their covers with beautiful slender women for a reason – the eyes of Men (and Women) are naturally drawn to them which serves the purpose of said Men and Women picking up and buying the Mag – sales, DUH.
It is counter-intuitive to splatter a fatter on the page when it’s well known (though cog-dissed by life’s losers) that healthy, functioning human beings avert their eyes from womyn with bad fattitudes, thus diminishing sales of said MAG.
Whales over Sales..
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Yet another case of “get woke, go broke.” I’m sure in a month they’ll be calling us ___ist names because of it.
I’d say yes if Ashley Graham asked, but not this hambeast!
Aside: did anyone else notice the Miss Piggy tat???? That got a chuckle from me.
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In the case of Ashley Graham, I can turn a blind eye to 20 extra lbs., but not 40.
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There seem to be a lot of companies out there for whom pushing poz or helping the NSA with surveillance has replaced making money as the main goal. If Butt Nekkid was still president I’d suspect they were getting secret kickbacks courtesy of the ever-r4ped taxpayers.
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It’s a campaign initiated by tattoo artists…
… heh, heh… they’re canvassing for bigger canvases. lzozlzozlzozlzolzolz
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They’re gonna need some bigger needles
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They’re called jackhammers
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Thaaats what I was trying to think of, good call
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Skinny blacks must lust over that fatback, but I don’t think they should have her. She might be a disgusting pig, but she’s our pig!
Laser tattoo removal, cut those calories to about 1500 a day, and we’ll get her on the right track.
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Some overhauls are just not cost effective.
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Rick Dale’s crew couldn’t restore that piece if you gave ’em a month.
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1500 calories a day, no bread, potatoes or Chardonnay, start at two miles on the treadmill and work up to five over the weeks.
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Seems like a reasonable course of action.
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V I L E. That photo should be enough to make any normal man vomit.
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Yep. I wouldn’t fuck her with yours.
A nagger, on the other hand… would hop on her in an instant, and she’d be happy to have it. But you did say “normal men,” didn’t you…?
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[…] From Fat Acceptance To Fat Glorification In One Generation […]
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She accused me of staring at her legs, but I told her I was above all that.
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You didn’t walk with her, you walked among her.
If you stare at her long enough, you can see her getting fatter by the hour.
Rumor has it that her shadow once killed a dog.
A Bronski Tale?
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She’s so heavy, she has her own gravity well.
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Classic paisan jokes, there were a few more from my childhood.
When she sat around the house she sat AROUND the house.
How do you fuck a big fat chick? Easy, roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!
Ooooh! Ay! I’ll be here all week! *drum roll*
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Slap her ass and ride the next wave in. You’re all welcome for that visual.
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When she dances, the CD skips… at the radio station!
She had to go out to the driveway to iron her pants.
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For Christmas the Postmaster General awarded her her own zip code.
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Venezuelans love this chic: http://easylocarb.azurewebsites.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/menuBoys.png
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We need one of those magazine covers that they always used to put over Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler so the kids couldn’t read them without trying really hard.
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I like that Brits use the metric system but their currency is in pounds.
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“you smelled it you dealt it”
I like this – we could have all kinds of comebacks based on this.
— When they say “racist” reply with –
“You seem to know a lot about Racism, practicing Catholic are we?”
“And being light skinned, you are a vicarious expert?”
“Why are you listening to those voices in your head”
“Alphabet stop at K in your family?”
“Hey your last name is the same as a famous Civil War general, your great great grand pappy didn’t own did he?”
“Why do I hear the lyrics from Dixie when you say that?”
All this underscores that I have never been called racist except by very very pale people. I think CH is on to something.
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You wished it you dish it
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He who smelt it dealt it.
He who denied it supplied it.
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He who articulated it particulated it
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Alright American males, this sh*t has gone to far.
– Joshua Kelley, 24, performs drag for his fellow Navy sailors while also fulfilling the role of his squadron’s administrative supervisor by day. –
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/navy-drag-queen-harpy-daniels-serving-looks-country-n905056
Meanwhile in Russia.
– Majority of Russians believe gays conspiring to destroy country’s values, poll finds –
” Sixty-three percent of Russians surveyed said they believe a secret organization is trying to “destroy” the country’s “spiritual values” through gay propaganda. ”
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/majority-russians-believe-gays-conspiring-destroy-country-s-values-poll-n905196
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Well it is the Navy. Just sayin.
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In fairness, the sailors in the background didn’t look amused
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Goddamn Navy.
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Sixty-three percent of Russians surveyed said they believe a secret organization is trying to “destroy” the country’s “spiritual values” through gay propaganda.
That’s an entirely reasonable assumption, based on the activities of Pussy Riot and Femen.
#thegoyimknow
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One of those girls killed herself in Paris a month or so back. A waste.
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– Majority of Russians believe gays conspiring to destroy country’s values, poll finds –
” Sixty-three percent of Russians surveyed said they believe a secret organization is trying to “destroy” the country’s “spiritual values” through gay propaganda. ”
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/majority-russians-believe-gays-conspiring-destroy-country-s-values-poll-n905196
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Meanwhile in J*wMerica .
– Joshua Kelley, 24, performs drag for his fellow Navy sailors while also fulfilling the role of his squadron’s administrative supervisor by day. –
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/navy-drag-queen-harpy-daniels-serving-looks-country-n905056
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Where’s the Al Bundy shiv when you need it?
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Chicks w/ high self esteem and confidence usually ruin their bodies w/ tats, right? Body positivity, lol
She’s gotta be AT LEAST 3 bills, oof.
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It crosses my mind that White men are so efficient at decoding and using the laws of nature for goal-driven tasks that they’ve actually created massive amounts of problems just by being efficient. Consistently improving food supply until any rando can consume 2000 calories in 10 minutes for a few bucks. We’ve decoded life down to the nitrogenous bases of DNA and subatomic quarks all to improve medical care so that nogs who by all biological reason should be living in 30 person villages with a 60% infant mortality rate can massively multiply in an ill-suited culture. Every innovation takes us further from the biological constraints that demanded traditional values for survival.
Example: If you could cure HIV, would you? I mean honestly, why? What good could come of that?
[CH: that last question is an ICBM straight to the heart of poz.]
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MPC calls this the spic-nig cycle.
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It could cut both ways if used properly. For instance with the advent of CRISPR you can quite easily weaponize a super sickle cell gene that would spread like wild-fire. Would quickly make up for those artificial life extensions as it would only affect da bruvas. Not ethical, but efficient. *shrug*
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The “Captain Pimps” super virus.
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If I recall, negroes already believe that HIV was a CIA invention or some other White org’s scheme to adversely affect the black co-mun-i-tay.
Of course, they believe Whites themselves were an invention of some evil n1gger wizard named Yakub or some such thing.
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“We wuz kangs before Yakub created dem honkies.”
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The White Man was an abomination created in a laboratory 6,600 years ago by an Evil Scientist according to the Nation of Islam.
When I first heard that, I phucking laffed. No phucking way, I said. No way that would even remotely possible to believe.
THEY BELIEVE THAT, FOR REAL, YO.
The LDS and Scientology ain’t got shit on them.
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I was at the gym today and, again, this question crossed my mind, this time in between sets of shruggs:
Why did God or nature create blacks?
Why?
I don’t have a suitable answer. I’m completely bedeviled.
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AIDS:
“Another Infected Dick Sucker”
One of the fine jokes from the 80’s we used to tell each other at recess in grade school.
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Actuarial Inconvenience for Druggies and Sodomites.
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Anally Injected Death Sentence
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Relatively cheaply extracted, energy dense and highly portable petroleum makes this all possible. We’re surfing on a sea of oil, and despite what ‘Green’ dipshits might say, there is no near-term or possibly even long-term replacement for this, and the distribution system for it is far more fragile than many can imagine.
You can consider this either hopeful or terrifying.
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Notice how they always airbrush this fat miserable pig’s cellulite away. This is a huge part of the “image” problem. Girls think they’re going to retain smooth, unblemished skin if they pork up. It’d be far better to show them the real effects of obesity on the body, how you begin to look like an overstuff bag of cottage cheese.
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Hmmm. Harpoons come to mind.
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Fuck the harpoons, kill it with fire. No wait, nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
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I like how there are no visible stretch marks on her tattoos, which implies she got them after she blimped out and achieved orbital morbesity.
Which leads me to another idea:
I wonder if white fatsoe girls think of tattoos as… slimming?
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It’s Harriet Houdini practicing Sleight of Gland. You’re puzzling why her aura can’t escape her own gravity, but her meatsweated bodyspray can; but then the tats or piercings or did-fingernails or neon hairdo catch your eye and you think, “Hey she’s kinda cute in her own way.” It mostly works on niggers. Mostly.
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I can hear her thighs whoosing from here.
but you know its all good because I don’t need to be in shape to garner her attention. carry on fatfuks…you can fight but be the easiest/ slowest of targets
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You would need a tractor to roll that land whale in a field of flour in order to find her wet spot.
On a different note and I am probably stating the bleeding obvious; one of the reasons that the Behemoth in a swimsuit was put on that cover (We are gonna need a bigger cover!) is purely down to economics.
Being that women, in general, are fatter and out of shape than ever, the magazines need to cater to the bovine herd so as to sell as many magazines as possible. They have probably conducted surveys and have determined that putting hot/svelte models on the cover leads to lower sales due to the prevalence of female ham beasts roaming free and wild and with money to spend.
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Cause fat women are far more likely to vote for the socialists
Hot chicks are more likely to vote for conservatives
Fat bitches are also less likely to have kids (hence vote for MORE socialism)
Fattening up the world cuts birth rate and gives more socialist voters in one go
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fat girl support the right to bear arms, ever.
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I don’t support fat wahmens right to bare anything
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I’m sitting in my hotel in Tokyo about to head back to airport. I counted 4 fat women here all week, and 2 of those were white.
The contrast is so stark, and when women aren’t fat they almost all look pretty good. I can’t wait to get home, but I dread the scenery too.
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If that’s body positive, then why doesn’t the skeleton grow to support the structure?
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/kX7Hyv8
Hmmm
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“A supermodel roars: Tess Holliday wants the haters to kiss her ass”
Fat chance Miss Piggy!
“If I saw a body like mine on this magazine when I was a young girl, it would have changed my life”
Yeah you would have eaten less and not had the vulgar tattoos either.
“pass it on to women you know and realise that the secret to surviving in a tough world is by being even tougher.”
The secret to surviving in a tough world is finding a tough man to go into battle with you.
“And the iconic women’s magazine’s decision to feature Holliday, 33, on the front has been hailed by many as a positive step towards body positivity, diversity and acceptance.”
Ingsoc
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Haters kiss her ass, who has the time? Or stamina? Or stomach?
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Ingsoc
Ignorance Is Strength.
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And to think, she’s been photoshopped to look better.
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My postscript is that although she appears to believe she in normal in some way and so does not need to adhere to any beauty standards, her choice in tattoos betrays her idol or envy of beauty icons.
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Ha god catch!
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Man, I used to jerk off to cosmo in the bathroom at the library when I was like 13. Shit has really gone downhill.
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Try it, you might like it.
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Some random tidbits about Miss Mobile Holliday Home:
she’s only 5′ 3″
She also 2 kids (only her 2 year old son named Bowie is mentioned in the article I saw)
She claims her biggest medical issue is “mental health”
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mental health
For sure, nobody could have seen that coming.
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Do people like this have to manipulate their rolls in the shower to clean the grime out? I imagine that a fatty’s sponge has kind of brownish-green smegma all over it at the end of a shower.
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