I don’t do the boyfriend thing. That’s why I’m single.
Yeah, that’s why.
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She’s been hurt so many times that Haagen Daz stock rises and falls on her mood swings.
Trevor Goodchild wonders,
Incidentally I think this freak has already gotten lip filler implants.
If all fat chicks can offer is their mouthlove, then it makes sense to puff up the lips to crowd out the advertising space.
“b” adds,
Passed around more than a doobie at a funk show
haha, you know these fat white broads faking kickass self-confidence are D’ontavious’ bread and butter.
She’d make a killing as a prostitute in Jamaica, or south Chicago, or south Atlanta.
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The (((chosen-ness))) is strong in this facade.
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I was thinking more messican. See a lot of that type in the sanctuary states. Always flappin their cock holsters too. Just visual and auditory pollutants all around. Thats not even getting into the disease vector.
Either way: she has to go back.
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Pollutant. Good, veeeeery good.
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From down below:
“Her son looks like a fat Ben Shapiro” (h/t shitpost mcpoop)
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I’d rather have the doobie
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one more;
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“…and I will sucker punch your psyche…”
Classic projection. She got sucker punched in the psyche and she’s still trying to figure out how that ‘subtly’ happened to her.
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She is completely unawares of her hyper-aggression and anger and therefore incapable of understanding that no sane human would wear such a capability as a badge of honor to be advertised to others.
She really is subconsciously pre-selecting for men who will only use her for the fat tits and mouthlove for a night or three before the shame sets in and he disappears on her. Any other man w a shred of dignity or psycho-emotional health wouldn’t go near a woman pimping herself in such a manner.
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D’ontavius knows.
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Rare? That’s half the bon bon munchers on IG
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The sad thing is thirsty dudes are probably venmoing her money for her snaps.
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This. Psycho fatties don’t exist in a vacuum. They don’t suddenly appear out of the ether to blather on social media. They are forged from birth; beta males are the hammer and absentee fathers are the anvil.
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The new substitute father they are drawn to usually reside on MLK Blvd.
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Show vageen and bobs pleese
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I know everyone has seen the Hot/Crazy matrix. If you haven’t then YouTube it, and come back.
The problem is this chick is like a 4/8. You’re never supposed to even say “hi,” and the only reason you did is because your standards are too low.
I’m going to guess there is no way this girl had a good relationship with her father. Every girl above a 7 crazy that I ever met had serious daddy issues.
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Here’s some pill for you. Fat girls are 0/10. You’re welcome.
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OT:
Boycott Israel For Christ (BIFC):
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/211967285
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WNB.
There’s something going on beyond the run-of-the-mill bunny burner behind them Manson lamps.
Way beyond. A whole ‘nother level.
And it’s ain’t got nuthin’ to do with her idle boasts. Anyone who boasts like that you can be sure as shit it ain’t true.
However, think about what Hemingway said about the iceberg.
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Eyes of the 3 AM stabber, perhaps? 😉
I wouldn’t want her around the kitchen knives. Or anywhere else near me or my abode, for that matter.
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Answer: That face, cake, and pudding.
Question: What are things that get creamed a lot?
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Not sure about the face, though… at least not by white dudes.
I guess that would explain her plump bl0wj0b lips.
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Enjoy the train wreck that is her twitter account:
https://mobile.twitter.com/yeloflickrbeat?lang=en
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Johnny Carson throwback…..noice.
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She has those freaky scary bipolar eyes.
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I wouldn’t even let her jerk me off
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This bitch has herpes.
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I’m getting a strong uncanny valley with this one. Maybe the singularity will be brought to the fore as a fuk doll and thot convergence.
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she is 42 lolz
https://mobile.twitter.com/yeloflickrbeat/status/1124016992862838785
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I saw that and laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. Between that and the permanent rictus duck-face her lips are contorted into, this is a person of who a wise philosopher once said: “Life unworthy of life.”
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“It’s not that you deserve to die. You just don’t deserve to live.”
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“I don’t do the boyfriend thing”?
…Maybe it’s more like “the boyfriend thing” don’t do YOU, honey…
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Thread Winner.
I lol’ed for real, dawg.
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If you cleave through the phony facade like the cake she craves and beat the cheeks hard enough, she’ll suck-cum to your demands and be grateful to do it.
Her son looks like a fat Ben Shapiro, and I’m sure there’s a good joke in there somewhere about fats and feelings
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No.
Just….
No.
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Here’s another winnah:
https://mobile.twitter.com/AlwayzInTrouble
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What’s great about this one is her husband’s pinned tweet. Really makes you think 🤔
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The beta is strong in hubbykins.
But they’re from “¢αиα∂α”, so perhaps it’s only to be expected.
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Yet another winnah:
These people are stupid not to lock down their accounts. Because everyone needs to know about the political opinions of a night manager of a CVS
LOL
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Buzz, your girlfriend… Woof!
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Last hurrah of the instagram/snapchat/whatever whore. Just look at her twitter timeline.
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“I will sucker punch your psyche”
Only the most sociopathic revel in their sociopathy this way. Most men instinctively understand this, but some are thirsty enough to risk it.
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Anyone who announces their Machiavellian intentions isn’t sociopathic, it’s just ham-fisted sabre-rattling. That fat bitch just doesn’t want her heart broken, yet again, and by increasingly less attractive suitors. If she was better looking and less of a chub, her whole “heartbreaker” persona might hold some water. But, she’s a fatty bro. Trust the phyzz.
Noticing that you’re being stabbed in the back is the mark of a good sociopath. Noticing that you’ve been stabbed in the back is the mark of a great Machiavellian.
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Well, she seems to be a webcam crone so pretty much what you’d expect from a wannabe porn whore.
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Serious mudshark enthusiast, I’m thinking
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To mudshark or not to mudshark…
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Nice eyes tho’
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Go for it Kentucky. YOU can change her.
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Go to your nearest male friend and have him repeatedly punch you in the face until you stop thinking that.
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Even the brothas are pumping and dumping that mess. She doesn’t do boyfriends because that offer ain’t on the table. Shit, she was probably way too neurotic to date back when she was in high school.
Makes me nostalgic about the pre-smartphone and Facebook days, chunky drunkies used to be such easy pickens. Thirsty Instagram omega compliments have convinced them they are holding hands during daylight chicks. Back in my day they were the numbers in your phone for when you’ve been drinking and smoking weed all night and everyone is passed out but you. But even if your buddies are awake they are super fucked up too, and aren’t in any state to judge you too harshly for going hogging.
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“Thirsty Instagram omega compliments have convinced them they are holding hands during daylight chicks.”
I may have been hasty in my “Thread Winner” proclamation. Can we have a recount?
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Nope, not my best material, it’s like saying the sky is blue, it’s pretty obvious.
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Still LOL’ed.
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if women that have ok looks somewhat well in their late 30’s are desperate, imagine this broad?
women dont understand biological clock. the guys that they want, have much better choices.
in tinder, out of curiosity, there are some many women in their 30’s with phd’s, travel pictures, etc who really cares for that? this, to me, actually even decreases them in my eyes
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Heh, she looks like every craigslist/backpage whore offering a bit of “companionship with a unique and exciting girl”….they are all have the same mental disorder.
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“She’s been hurt so many times that Haagen Daz stock rises and falls on her mood swings.”
I had to laugh into my forearm to avoid waking the sleeping babies in the next room. Thank you, CH. This is the type of quality content that keeps this crimethinker coming back year after year.
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I keep coming back just for the avatar of yours.
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Sign of these dark times that a fattie like this has the nerve (and the platform) to shoot her mouth off like this. Life lesson: the uglier a woman is, the nicer her personality should be.
Thirsty slobs who give this any attention are to blame here.
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I actually almost vomited from her face. It looks like she’s transporting a Sour Apple Warhead in her pussy.
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I’m thinkin’ it might have started life as a He. The attitude, and more, the chin.
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CH: given your voluminous output and literary bent (I’m assuming the parable of the thresher and the pearl diver was an original?), have you ever considered producing a modern adaptation of Dante’s Divine Comedy? It would not simply be a vain homage to the master, but an allegory updated for the peculiarities of our age, a poet’s guide for traversing our post-modern clown world. It would seem absurdly ambitious if most of the material weren’t already here.
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CH: given your voluminous output and literary bent (I’m assuming the parable of the thresher and the pearl diver was an original?), have you ever considered producing a modern adaptation of Dante’s Divine Comedy? It would not simply be a vain homage to the master, but an allegory updated for the peculiarities of our age, a poet’s guide for traversing our post-modern clown world. It would seem absurdly ambitious if most of the material weren’t already here.
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That photo is text book.
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Thot process.
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