Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Aug 26th, 2013
A recently published book by an old friend of Hitler’s called “The Young Hitler I Knew” offers amazing insight into Hitler’s personality and early life as a romantic teenager. Evidence surfaces that Hitler was (though the author never states it outright), by disposition or by experience, a beta male with a bad case of one-itis and zero … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Misandry, The Id Monster on Aug 23rd, 2013
Chateau Heartiste was on top of noticing and alerting the public to this trend of feminizing men a long time ago. And now ♥science♥ is providing the ammunition for CH’s mighty Guns of Pattern Recognition. During the past two decades, testosterone levels in American men have rapidly declined. This information comes from a long-term prospective study … Read more
The evidence: Man in the back left can hardly contain his joy. Or his perforated ulcer. His fingers grip his super-sized prize like a rock climber dangling from a cliff face with no rope. He’s not about to let her tip over and capsize into her friend. After all, what is better in life than … Read more
The white knight used to be an object of admiration, but lately he has become an object of derision and even pity. Urban Dictionary defines the white knight as: A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the “mother figure” … Read more
…and a nugget of game truth escapes from the swirl of vapid blather. The bolded questions are being asked by the beta male, and the answers are from girls he attempted to woo but failed miserably. Do you usually figure out if you wanna do more than make out with someone pretty instantly? Or, is … Read more
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Game on Jul 29th, 2013
The Beta Male Move of the Day highlights a classic beta male “tell” that women subconsciously register and which then powers down any nascent attraction that they may feel toward the man betraying himself by his beta behavior. BMMOTDs (or, colloquially, “Beta Movements”), can be egregious or subtle; the end result, however, is always the … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Culture, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jul 12th, 2013
Dan readied his stick and plunked a ball in a side pocket. Relishing his fleeting achievement, he raised his eyes to check if Nadine had bore witness to his excellence. She hadn’t. Gruff, caustic Robert, his misshapen nose and squirrel’s nest hair coaxing annoyed leers, was directing to a general audience of three girls a … Read more
Posted in Beta, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies on Jun 19th, 2013
Answer: What kind of man ruts with a land whale?A gay manA black manA betaAll of the aboveVoteView ResultsPolldaddy.com A clue to the sorts of “””men””” who willingly date human tubas is in the photo attached to this fatso’s confessional about getting befuddled stares from people when she’s out in public with her thin boyfriend. … Read more
Young reader “Barry” wants to know if his Yearbook note to a girl he knows (who also knows his friend “Greg”) is beta or alpha. Kelli, It has been so nice getting to know you this year. You are extremely sweet and foxy, I don’t know why Greg would want to spend any time with … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster on Jun 3rd, 2013
A reader writes, If this isn’t a bad prognostication for a marriage, then I don’t know what is. A friend of mine recently tied the knot with his college girlfriend. I admittedly do not know the bride very well, but generally she can be controlling and tough to warm up to. When you look at … Read more
