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We’re back for the 2015 punchable shitlib face semifinals! Bout 1: Matty “Yce Yce Baby” Yglesias vs Dylan “I’m hiding a buttplug” Matthews Don’t be surprised if your hand reflexively curls into a fist looking at Yglesias. And multiple viewings which could conceivably inure you to his smug doughboy plushness don’t seem to lessen the […]

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Moments Of Beta

A handsome couple – she: tall, easy on the eyes, he: older, shitlord face – walked by me and I overheard the following: Her: “You’re always questioning what I do.” Him: “No, I don’t do that…blah blah” He trailed off, but I heard enough to know that this man was a paper alpha, hidden beta. […]

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The polls for most punchable shitlib face of 2015 are closed. We have our winners who will advance to the semifinals. In what some are calling an upset akin to Buster Douglas-Mike Tyson, Matty “Polar Bear” Yglesias edged out [insert double entendre here] Ezra “Null Entity of Nepotism” Klein in Bout 1. Bout 2: Dylan […]

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Shitlibs are renowned for their watery-eyed, chipmunk-cheeked, effeminate, punchable faces. Why not set up a tournament-style bracket to find the most punchable, shitlib-iest face ever, as determined by reader vote? Why ask why? (Actual shitlibs will not be duking it out ringside for advancement to the March Manlets Final Four, as much as we would […]

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A photo of the San Bernardino female Muslim terrorist was finally released to the public, and, judging by her resemblance to Mohammed Atta of 9/11 infamy, it appears her husband, the primary shooter Syed “ we’re Farooked ” Farook, had a motive for prematurely releasing himself from this mortal coil: going home every evening to […]

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Ouch. But there is a ray of hope. This beta appears to have swallowed a crimson pill or two, as he has had the good sense to delete this pic from his Cuckbook profile, and all “you-go-eunuch!” comments attached to it. Are betas starting to feel the hot shame of their pussy-pedestalizing ways? Is the […]

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This is so sad, but not for the reasons ankle-biters think. A Frenchmanlet (you’ll understand the appellation in a minute), lost his wife, a fetching White woman, to the Muslim murderers in Paris, and now raises his infant son alone. He has what he imagines is a dispiriting message for his wife’s killers. Dear beta […]

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Ryan DeLuca is the wealthy CEO and founder of Bodybuilding.com, (the misc forum is a funny read). Dan Bilzerian is some kind of D-list actor, pro poker player, and “social media personality”. DeLuca’s hot trophy wife was recently plastered in a compromising pose all over Instaslam by Bilzerian, who taunted DeLuca with the photo and […]

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We share a hearty chuckle over the avoidable miseries of friendzoned beta males, but there are dead serious implications should the practice ever fall out of favor or get deprived of its seemingly endless source stream of dupes, chodes, and tools. The fewer beta orbiters willing or available to provide sexless emotional and financial support […]

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Thousand-Cuck Stare

We’re all familiar with the thousand-cock stare — the glazed, unfocused, hollow eyes of a broken slut in the grips of a delirium from having taken a few too many rides on the cock carousel. There’s a male analogue to the thousand-cock stare: This is the thousand-cuck stare, the tormented look of a man in […]

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