– Any time you’re out ordering chicken with a girl is the perfect time to use the “I’m a breast/leg/dark meat man. Whoa, that’s not what I meant!” line.
– A decent out-of-the-gate neg: Stroll up, look over girl puzzlingly, say “I don’t know if you’re worth a cheesy pick-up line.”
– Women will construe your complaining, however justified, as whining. Frame your complaints as facetious sarcasm instead.
– Watch for any hint that your woman has stopped trying to please you. If her bush is getting hairier, that’s a red flag.
– Holiday departments of stores are great pickup opportunities. “I was told Santa would be here. Have I been lied to my whole life?!”
– Flipping the sexes in classic female flirting is good game. For example: “I bet you say that to all the guys.”
– With women, ‘no’ doesn’t always mean no. However, ‘maybe later’ means no.
– If you’re dropping a girl off at her home and the prospect of sex is fading, ask “Can I use your bathroom?” Get your foot in her door. At least then you have a chance to convert.
– When you meet a girl for a date, look her body up and down. A girl who feels self-conscious will strive for your approval.
– Even if you don’t disagree with a girl, it’s a good habit to say ‘no’ to her on a regular basis. No means yes later.
– If a girl starts going on about how many guys give her attention, a quippy neg is “That must’ve taken a lot of work.”
– Keep the gift-giving to a bare minimum during the first year dating. Set a girl’s expectations low and she’ll always be surprised.
– I like to tell girls I had a weird dream about leaving them without a trace, and ask them, “What does it mean?” Small doses of dread bring big returns in love.
– Make fun of girlstride. You: “Been practicing your grand entrance?” *hand on hip, imitating her attention whore tromp*
– Fidgeting betrays attraction. Maintain your composure. If she fidgets, touch her arm and ask if she’s nervous around you.
– When you make a concession to a girl, exaggerate your sacrifice. A girl likes to feel she’s breaking an intransigent jerk.
– When a girl flexes her crudity muscles as a shit test to get a reaction, make a face of disgust and say “Eww”. Solid neg.
– Whenever you’re at a sticking point with a girl, recall a natural you know. Try to imagine his reaction, and do likewise.
– Guilt inducement can be a game tactic. If a girl acts poorly, say “Hey don’t dump your issues on me. We just met.”
– Take a girl home. Pour a drink. She says, “No thank you”, reply “No, this is for me.” Smile. Huge lubricating neg.
– State control is winking at a girl on the bus, receiving a snarl from her, and then pointing at your other eye and winking with that.
– You’ll know your game is tight when girls ask after sex if they were the best you’ve ever had, rather than the other way around.
– “Watching two lesbians make out. Disconcertingly, one has a man’s face and a ScarJo body. I’m torn. Do I feel horny or burning shame?” <– Say this kind of stuff to cute girls. Chicks dig men who leave impressions.
– How to reframe a blowjob: Tell your girl if she gives you a knobber you’ll reward her with longer sex.
– If a girl accuses you of a vice or character flaw, often best reply is to agree. Her nature is to reconsider her judgment.
– After you’ve agreed with her indictment of your character, tell her, “I want to be a better person, but it’s tough.” Chick crack.
– A false step is easily reclaimed with a simple “I meant to do that”.
– Terse charm > loquacious charm > charmlessness.
– Never apologize for the impudence of your package. Men should be slapping the world with their junk.
– Walk and stand as if there was an invisible wire attached to your dick pulling you forward from that focal point.
– Avoid formal dates. Passe, value lowering, & they lengthen time-to-sex. Stick to “I’ll be at [X}, meet me there” formulation.
– The most powerfully intoxicating word a man can say to a woman is “No”.
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Comment Of The Week: A Woman’s Love Is Free To Those Who Know The Price
Apr 27th, 2014 by CH
COTW winner is Burn It All (but not my fedora and new atheist soundbite collection dude), who writes,
A supreme tragedy of Western womanhood (from a societal perspective) is that the best years of their sexual scrumptiousness (age 15-25) are spent defiled by charming layabouts without a pot to piss in. But this should prove to men who opt for the golddigger bribery strategy that women aren’t attracted to your credit line or 2,400 sq ft heating oil sink. A wad of cash and a 1/2 acre lawn won’t make tingles erupt; those things just obtain concubinage from women who are already past their prime and willing to tolerate the boredom of beta male reliability.
The day that men wake up to this reality is the day civilization collapses into its origin goo. Which is why it will never happen. Men have their own hardwiring which acts to blind them to the machinery clanking away underneath the mating dance gloss so that their true masters — their genes — can propagate.
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