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How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test

Apr 25th, 2014 by CH

nuke the phone from orbit

Superb alpha frame. Mucho lulzo. But not very effective. There’s really only one way to pass a pregnancy shit test.

Disappear.

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