Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Escape, Misandry, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 11th, 2008
A reader sent me this link pointing to a pdf about two Tennessee Democrats introducing a bill to mandate paternity testing before the putative father’s name is entered on the birth certificate: Regardless of the relationship between a child’s parents, a genetic test shall be administered as provided in § 24-7-112 to confirm the paternity of … Read more
Posted in Culture, Escape, Self-aggrandizement on Jan 31st, 2008
Also known as the brozenge.* Here it cums!** Well, almost. If it does happen, here are my predictions: Market Penetration – deep and wide. Condoms are everywhere. So will be the male pill. Except for the CVS in my hood where they will be locked behind bullet proof glass and only accessible via an embarrassing … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, Tool Time on Jan 7th, 2008
I had this friend who was a money-chasing alpha in the financial sector. He kept a framed crisp dollar bill and a magazine photo of a random hot blonde hung side by side on the wall in his room. If you asked him why, he’d say, pointing to the girl and then the dollar, “She’s there to remind … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life on Jan 2nd, 2008
1. Shun losers. They will magnify your worst personality traits. 2. Acknowledge your strengths AND weaknesses. Improve those things about yourself which will benefit most from your efforts and avoid squandering your energy trying to attain minimal competence in areas you are naturally weak. 3. Dispel negativity. Always picture yourself at the top of the mountain looking … Read more
Posted in Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster on Dec 18th, 2007
Getting laid is so critical to a man’s well-being that if he needs to lie to get it I’m not morally scandalized. I liken it to the unemployed man who has to steal bread in order to feed his starving family. The sexless man would be negligent not to avail himself of the shadier moral choices to … Read more
Posted in Girls, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on Nov 16th, 2007
settle verb – to wake up one day and realize you are not god’s gift to the opposite sex It’s funny how this became a dirty word when everyone except the thinnest slice at the top of the human status heap does it. It’s like calling breathing a dirty word and refusing to acknowledge that you do … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life on Nov 11th, 2007
You should have listened to what mama saidAnd walked away with someone else insteadYou should have listened to what grandma saidAnd married someone more like Fred You should have listened to your inner voiceWhile you had time and still a choiceYou should have reached for the emergency brakeBefore it was too late [Chorus]You see the … Read more
Posted in Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on Nov 7th, 2007
There is no doubt the obesity epidemic in the U.S. tilts the dating playing field in favor of those women who manage to keep their figures. The growing bloat of half the female population guarantees that slender women are more in demand than ever, and I believe this is a major contributing factor to the runaway egos … Read more
Posted in Relationships, Self-aggrandizement, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Oct 8th, 2007
That’s what my mother told me over the phone yesterday in so many words. Mom: Why aren’t you settled down yet?Me: Just lucky, I guess?Mom: Don’t be a wiseguy. You’re dating these young girls during their prime years and not marrying them. Poor things.Me: I can’t believe my own mother isn’t on my side.Mom: You’re stealing … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster, Vanity on Oct 4th, 2007
There are many factors that contribute to a woman believing the world should fall in her lap (for example, being an American), but none are as important as how she perceives her looks compared to other women. I’ve found that the prettier a girl is, the more she feels entitled to special treatment and unearned rewards. I … Read more
