Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Escape, Girls, Love, The Id Monster on Dec 22nd, 2008
Psycho stalker Qu’est-ce que c’est? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better run run run run run run run away oh oh oh When you experience the love of many women you are bound to have an unfortunate run-in with a stalker. The formula goes like this: Number of girls in … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Foreign Girls, Girls on Dec 19th, 2008
The answer to yesterday’s post: The “do me in the ass” conversation was first. If she had said she was married first, I may or may not have proceeded with the dirty bang, but I would have thought a little less lowly of her. A married woman disenchanted with her husband, who lets you know … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Foreign Girls, Girls on Dec 18th, 2008
Her: I have to tell you something. Me: Oh man, here we go. What? Her: It’s going to make me look bad. I’ll understand if you hate me after this. Me: You’re a child molester? Her: I’m married. Me: [thinking about the last girl who forgot to mention she was married] Fucking great. Really? Her: … Read more
Posted in Girls, Relationships on Dec 10th, 2008
If you observe your girlfriend doing any of these things you had better be formulating contingency plans. She compares you to her girlfriends’ boyfriends. If you start hearing things from her like “Oh, Sara told me Heath — btw, don’t you think Heath is such a dreamy name for a man? — recently got back … Read more
Posted in Dating, Girls, The Big City Life on Nov 24th, 2008
Time for another colonoscopic glimpse into the fetid bowels of the urban dating scene. This city provides enough material for a book. Damian: I had a second date with that cute 25 year old chick I was telling you about. Me: Yeah? How’d this one go? Damian: After we warmed up a bit, she started … Read more
Posted in Escape, Girls, Rules of Manhood on Nov 19th, 2008
One of the advantages of having a lot of experience under your belt is the fun you can have amusing yourself by categorizing your exes. And then writing a blog post about it later. Fondly remembered She was a good girl (rare). She treated you well. She loved you right. But maybe she was a … Read more
Posted in Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Nov 7th, 2008
About five years ago I had a two month fling with a young girl. She had a cute face but was a little on the chubby side, probably 15 pounds over ideal female weight for her height. As a result, I didn’t put much effort into dating her, preferring instead to enjoy the easy sex … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, Ugly Truths on Nov 6th, 2008
I read this over at the Corner: Democratic pollster Stanley Greenberg says unmarried women made the difference for Obama. Back in 1994, when white male voters were said to be responsible for the GOP’s takeover of Congress, the media came up with a label for them: “angry white men.” Will the media now refer to … Read more
Posted in Dating, Girls, The Big City Life on Nov 4th, 2008
Zeets: Hey man, I just got this email from the chick I had a date with last night. Check it out. Hello. Just a quick e-mail to tell you sorry, but I’m just not interested. Thank you for that show of immaturity in my car yesterday, it solidified my decision. I wish you the best … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty on Oct 22nd, 2008
I had the following conversation with Zeets. Me: How goes the dating circuit? Zeets: That abrasive girl called me back. Her sarcasm is really grating. Me: What was it this time? Zeets: She asked me what I did this past weekend. So I told her I went to a Civil War reenactment, and she was … Read more
