Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Vanity, Videos on Jun 19th, 2012
I’m happy to inform guests of dishonor that the campaign to infiltrate polite society with the secretive butthex teachings of the Chateau is under way. A reader writes: I think you speak the truth about men and women. A few weeks ago I read your post about drawing smiley faces on your girl’s tampons, and […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Tool Time on Jun 13th, 2012
A more nauseating example of inept betatude would be hard to find. Reader Will sent a link to this plaintive wail from a forum member (I have no idea what communities these forums are meant to serve) who is perplexed that a whore he visits regularly no longer sees him “that way”. been seeing the […]
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Ah, that perennial conundrum. That gavel of masculine judgment. Does the quality or the quantity, or both, of women that a man beds determine his alpha mojo? The hosts have graciously elaborated on this topic in the past , which should have been the final word, but not all of the world’s 7 billion people […]
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A wealth of experience with women will clue a man into the dissonance between a woman’s words and actions, and gradually lead him to discover that the woman’s word is the exact inverse of what she wishes you to presuppose it is: not a verbal descriptive but rather a psychological misdirection to lull the unsuspecting, […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Apr 12th, 2012
A reader poses an interesting scenario: what do you say if a girl asks you about feminism? If you live in a big, blue urban enclave, it’s pretty good odds you’ll run into a chick — probably a lawyer or other man-jawed freak of nature — who hits you up with the feminism shit test. […]
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Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs on Feb 10th, 2012
Trick question: both of them! Isn’t it funny how our reflexive reaction to scenes of non-chivalrous behavior by men is to view them as intrinsically alpha? There’s something deep in our primitive subconsciousness that tells us “this cocky bastard must be the Grand Poonbah to be able to ignore polite convention and convince girls to […]
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Chuck Rudd over at GLPiggy has a funny post about a chick elaborating the kind of man every woman deserves. Needless to say, it’s the very Moloko Plus of female self-absorption. (What’re you offering in return, sweet cheeks? An ass the size of a barn door?) A commenter wonders where the equivalent “Every man deserves…” […]
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Scandalized reader “halisi” unintentionally offers a great example of a feminist ashamed of what feminism is really about. 1) Feminsim is NOT anti-beauty/pro-frump! There are plenty of feminists who like to wear designer clothes, wear makeup, and/or take the time each day to make themselves look beautiful. Jessica Valenti said it best (and I’m paraphrasing […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hope and Change on Jan 1st, 2012
How’s that for an omnibus blog post title? A reader sent a link to a hilarious blog called ‘Texts From Bennett’ which is a compendium of text message conversations between some dude and his 17-year-old white cousin who, with great pride, thinks, or rather wishes, he’s part black. I’ve been a reader for about two […]
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