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A new website, hetexted.com , is a gold mine of confirmation for the validity of game concepts. Girls post screenshots of their text conversations with men they like (or in some cases, don’t like) and ask the studio audience what it all means. The readers then vote on whether the guy in the text messaging […]

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An American woman in Florida was cited for riding a manatee , which is illegal. Poor woman. She’ll drown with that sea cow on top of her. One of those two is an endangered species. The other is an invasive species. Either way, naturalists lose.

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We here at Chateau Heartiste have been pretty uniform in our assertion that relationships and marriages are more loving, and more sexually fulfilling, when men and women abide their ancient biological roles . Happiness comes from respecting the god of biomechanics. Unhappiness from denying him. In a study sure to make feminists apoplectic, it was […]

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White Woman

I think white nationalists, though I sympathize with the lie-smashing spirit enlivening their mission, will have to come to terms with something unsavory: their “natural allies” answer to no master save one. Eh, this pic is too good to not meme-ify. Scoot over to quickmeme and the “ Perverted White Woman ” theme. Add your […]

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Readers have asked, “What was your most memorable pickup?” I can think of a few successful pickups that were very challenging and provided me with much spiritual fulfillment upon completion. But if we’re talking about picking up against all odds and natural law, under adverse conditions that would cause lesser men to wilt in defeat, […]

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V. writes: Yesterday it was my 7th month anniversary with my girl. She has been nagging about never celebrating it, so I wrote her name on the street with piss right in front of her and took a picture for the memory. Anniversaries. The word conjures images of beta males frantically buying gifts at the […]

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It’s funny when sex differences in perception are graphically illustrated by esteemed government agencies. Via CDC . Girls think the guys they fuck are steady boyfriends. Some of those “steady boyfriends” think the girls they fuck are casual hook-ups. Many of these misty-eyed girls are in for a rude surprise. Also, lol at the last […]

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Via S. Sailer : Is Obama sticking out his pinky? Forget the first half-black prez, what we have here is the first SWPL prez. No wonder SWPLs jizz their pants for this guy. Even better, you gotta love the field hockey player American girls chugging beer like dock workers. The one on the left looks […]

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Petition to make this the official logo of the modern, Western, feminist, entitled careerist woman. “I watch you die.” Ugly, bloated Western woman dressed in the latest fashion sits idly with look of perplexity as a man in distress collapses before her leaden gaze. She even leans away from him, offended at this breach of […]

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Reader James has a game-related question: Hey Heartiste I’ve got a question. What do you make of this: On a couple of occasions I had college age girls strike up conversation with me by telling me I looked like someone they knew. In a third occasion I just recalled while writing this, another college girl […]

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