An American woman in Florida was cited for riding a manatee, which is illegal.

Poor woman. She’ll drown with that sea cow on top of her.
One of those two is an endangered species. The other is an invasive species. Either way, naturalists lose.
Where pretty lies perish.
Oct 4th, 2012 by Heartiste
An American woman in Florida was cited for riding a manatee, which is illegal.

Poor woman. She’ll drown with that sea cow on top of her.
One of those two is an endangered species. The other is an invasive species. Either way, naturalists lose.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos
Last Leaf
There was a little tree
it grew alone
it grew proud
"I need no one!
I will plant my deep roots here
cover myself in the thickest bark
and reach to the sky
for there is greatness in me!"
And so he grew.
And then other trees planted their roots near it
And those trees shared messages between their roots
chemical messages
which helped them grow bigger, faster, and taller.
Until the day came that their canopies rose above the canopy of our prideful tree
and overshadowed it
depriving it of sunlight
until it began to lose its leaves
suffocating in the shadow of the giants above it
it refused help from trees of his kin
it refused to set seed
"I will grow!" it insisted
"I will rise to my greatness!"
and then it fell silent
when its last leaf
proud to the end
fluttered to the forest floor
to feed the trees that supplanted it
Now that we've skimmed the functional brahmins from India, all their poo-flinging train-splotching inbred cousins are streaming in by the millions.
I expect and hope this will redound badly on the jeet doctors and accountants who finally cracked into White shitlib superzips.
"You know this guy?!"
"Saar, please to understand, food expiration dates are for toilet shitters."
"What do you think about him hitting himself with a hammer to improve his looks?"
AOC: makes it all about women
Coconut oil by itself might get you to spf 7, which doesn't meet the FDA minimum threshold of spf 15 for adequate UV protection. Calcium carbonate as a texture additive might boost the spf a few points.
If you are prone to skin cancer, you should probably stick with the FDA approved sunscreens, 30 spf or higher.
Also, coconut oil is incredibly greasy. You like that feeling on a hot humid day? There are non-greasy sunscreen options that feel like talcum powder.
And yes, I know it's generally a good idea to get some unfiltered sun on one's skin.
Guess what these states all have in common?
Nigs?
They all voted for President Trump in 2024.
ffs
I would enjoy a public debate on the 2020 election fraud, but it should include the Kennedy election steal of Illinois in 1960, and the LBJ Senate election steal of Texas in 1948.
Air out all the dirty laundry and make it so that shitlibs can't keep going to the well of "election denialism".
Trump: "It was Iran"
Reality: "It was Israel and jewish influence in US politics"
"This is so terrible. Anyhow...."
I think it can get bad enough, but by that time Whites will be too outnumbered and scattered to effectively rescue themselves.
This was the idea behind accelerationism: to make it bad enough soon enough, before it's too late to do anything.
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2 piece swimsuits are a privilege, not a right… Hell.
LOL good call.
Shocking that either of those creatures is supposed to be a human female.
And I live in South Florida…. sigh…
No mercy in the Chateau!
lol
“It’s a wild animal. It’s not something to be ridden,” Susan Butler, a manatee expert with the U.S. Geological Survey in Gainesville, told the Times. “I can’t say that as a biologist I would ever, ever condone that, or say that (the manatee) wanted them to do that.”
wtf what about every nature show where someone is heavy petting a shark or whale or anything else
Ugh!
What do you expect form an ignorant immigrant?
Women in America are becoming an endangered species….they are being replaced by feminists and/or blimps.
http://www.nytimes.com/images/blogs/laughlines/thehugemanatee.jpg
Call me Ishmael…
Absolutely vile
Related: http://youtu.be/rUOpqd0rQSo
Why the hell is it illegal to ride a manatee? Who cares?
Left/libtards. Apparently, they do.
Please tell me you are preparing a post on the fat news lady that spent 4 minutes of air time justifying her blubber.
Check it:
http://bronanthebarbarian.com/2012/10/04/jennifer-livingston-fat-acceptance-new-overweight-superhero/
…wouldn’t have been able to tell that was a woman if it hadn’t been stated. Even with the swim top as a tell, her build, skin tone, and the weird shadows on her face make her look like some crazy overweight mexican man decided to get himself a sea pony.
I attended a scientific talk yesterday about the causes of obesity. The speaker, a slender young woman, assured us that fighting obesity was a “health” issue, not an “aesthetic” issue.
The hell it isn’t….
[heartiste: it’s both. but of course a woman would say that. it would cause too many bad feelings to wipe away self-medicating delusions that men don’t care that much about female beauty and thinness and they all have their own personal tastes anyhow so you go grrl. fact: living a successful happy life as a woman depends in great part on appeasing men’s desires which are fairly universal in composition.]
Oh, the huge manatee…
My first thought was were is the woman in that pic. Then I realized that was the woman in that pic and threw up a little in my mouth.
The sad thing is by todays standards shes not even that fat. I mean compare her to that 1000 lbs sack of human waste on that honey boo boo show and the girl in that pic is a fucking picture of fitness.
The manatee was happy. It thought it had its mother swimming with it. All that adipose tissue felt like home. Plus, it was quite buoyant. The manatee was floating along.
OT, but. Dude. That the article about a bacteria that can separate gold chloride? Your suggestion that it had any bearing on the market value of gold displayed a huge gap in your scientific knowledge. Huge.
I’ll assume you already knew gold is an element, so it can’t be “made” by a bacteria, or anything short of a nuclear reactor.
Ask yourself – if gold chloride was a common natural substance, why wouldn’t we already be separating it via common chemical processes to get the gold? We wouldn’t have waited until someone discovered a bacteria that could do it, we have huge chemical refineries doing it at least a hundred years ago.
Therefore, a knowledge person would conclude, correctly, that gold chloride is NOT a common natural substance.
Being judged when found wanting is what keeps our standards high.
hell on earth, I wouldn’t ride either of em…on land or sea
A hardened steel 12 foot harpoon is an entirely legal thing to own, carry, andhave ready to “use” to undo the biological pressure of fat whales and fat 34 plus
I just see the manatee in red shorts and a hat. Where is the woman?
Reminds me of the postcards they sell in Florida with this enormous fat woman stretched out on the beach..the caption says “Come to Florida-the foods great!”
That’s a man, I see a mustache
Manatee-on-manatee action