An American woman in Florida was cited for riding a manatee, which is illegal.

Poor woman. She’ll drown with that sea cow on top of her.
One of those two is an endangered species. The other is an invasive species. Either way, naturalists lose.
Where pretty lies perish.
Oct 4th, 2012 by Heartiste
An American woman in Florida was cited for riding a manatee, which is illegal.

Poor woman. She’ll drown with that sea cow on top of her.
One of those two is an endangered species. The other is an invasive species. Either way, naturalists lose.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos
Are those the lips rabbis get after sucking baby peen?
I didn't want to go down this road (again), because it's such a dank topic (like a whore's blistered womb chute), but the current troubles inspire me to splay my pearls of wisdom across the belly of Whoremerica.
Briefly, centuries of socially enforced and dispositionally organic monogamy, accompanied by very long eras of relative peace and prosperity, as Whites have experienced, results in the entrenchment of the one man-one woman mating system.
Not all men and women participate, but the vast majority do. It is a good system, because it incentivizes male investment in the wider society and in the future for their children, for whom they enjoy a high degree of paternity assurance.
There is price to be paid, though, and that price is the fulfillment of female hypergamous urges. In the monogamy system, women have to sacrifice their primal desire for the top 20% alpha men. That is part of the deal. (Meanwhile, the top 20% of men have to sacrifice their harems. Also part of the deal.)
In time, the deal sours for middle-of-the-belle-curve women, as the socially sanctioned suppression of their hypergamous instinct, coupled with the increasing domestication of the majority beta men available to them, reaches a saturation point beyond which bitterness, intersexual rancor, resentment of motherhood, and near-homicidal hysteria begin to seep from the cracks in the monogamy edifice.
War has typically been the answer for this problem, by culling many young men, but industrialization and the consequent population explosion has meant that war cannot come close to resetting the monogamy mate market with a brief respite of unchained hypergamy. (By dint of sex skew, the surviving men have a higher sexual market value.)
When modren wahms perceive that they are embedded in a mate choice regime that guarantees sexual access to historically weakened, domesticated men, while pumping up the wahms' egos with various cutlural shibboleths that extol "female empowerment" and grrlbossery, the stage is set for female spitefulness and man-hatred.
Occasionally, that spitefulness explodes in rage against the children of those weak men.
Not a testable theory, just speculation. Freely offered for your consideration.
All these cunts look like succubi. We're gonna need a bigger pit.
True. Millions of men deal with hysterical wives, and do so with a high degree of confidence that the wives won't actually spree murder their children.
Rarely, that bet goes sideways.
Petition to rename every US-adjacent geographic feature to "[X] penis".
Lake Penis
Gulf of Penis
Continental Penis
North Penis
Mexipenis
Baja Penis
Toronto (penis implied)
No one should blame the husband for the murderess's crimes, but it is fair to explore the possibility that male weakness can inadvertently engender female savagery.
The weak beta male can trigger homicidal ideation in the pre-Wall woman who feels shackled to his guardianship.
Like I said, there are dark nooks in the female psyche. So dark, that not even a phallic gutbuster can penetrate.
Trump didn't invent corruption or elite negligence or shabbos treachery or any of the vices and animosities that plague our current ruling trash in both parties.
But what Trump did do is remove the phony politeness and deceptive talk from the political class. Like an orange bull in an Israel satrapy shop, Trump crashes around clumsily exposing it all, and triples down on his scams, tone deafness and retarded hollow jingoism.
This is a great blessing to White racialists, because it moves the mass of normies closer to us. The mask is completely off, thanks to Trump's gargantuan ego and pathological narcissism. There will be no relief from either party, is the lesson to take from Trump.
This is also why Trump's election victory was the better option than a brownwhore presidency. A failed brownwhore reign would have simply reinforced the red team-blue team dynamic, as aggrieved Whites would have blamed "another brown Democrat"; but a failed Trump reign leaves implicit pro-Whites with no ally in Washington. It's time to look elsewhere for redress.
Late stage marketeering is when the branding substitutes for quality assurance.
It's shocking that we ever allowed this Gibs Dystopia to metastasize in the first place. It's as if the collective virtue and wisdom of the nation circled the drain at the same time, and the floodgates to lunacy opened.
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2 piece swimsuits are a privilege, not a right… Hell.
LOL good call.
Shocking that either of those creatures is supposed to be a human female.
And I live in South Florida…. sigh…
No mercy in the Chateau!
lol
“It’s a wild animal. It’s not something to be ridden,” Susan Butler, a manatee expert with the U.S. Geological Survey in Gainesville, told the Times. “I can’t say that as a biologist I would ever, ever condone that, or say that (the manatee) wanted them to do that.”
wtf what about every nature show where someone is heavy petting a shark or whale or anything else
Ugh!
What do you expect form an ignorant immigrant?
Women in America are becoming an endangered species….they are being replaced by feminists and/or blimps.
http://www.nytimes.com/images/blogs/laughlines/thehugemanatee.jpg
Call me Ishmael…
Absolutely vile
Related: http://youtu.be/rUOpqd0rQSo
Why the hell is it illegal to ride a manatee? Who cares?
Left/libtards. Apparently, they do.
Please tell me you are preparing a post on the fat news lady that spent 4 minutes of air time justifying her blubber.
Check it:
http://bronanthebarbarian.com/2012/10/04/jennifer-livingston-fat-acceptance-new-overweight-superhero/
…wouldn’t have been able to tell that was a woman if it hadn’t been stated. Even with the swim top as a tell, her build, skin tone, and the weird shadows on her face make her look like some crazy overweight mexican man decided to get himself a sea pony.
I attended a scientific talk yesterday about the causes of obesity. The speaker, a slender young woman, assured us that fighting obesity was a “health” issue, not an “aesthetic” issue.
The hell it isn’t….
[heartiste: it’s both. but of course a woman would say that. it would cause too many bad feelings to wipe away self-medicating delusions that men don’t care that much about female beauty and thinness and they all have their own personal tastes anyhow so you go grrl. fact: living a successful happy life as a woman depends in great part on appeasing men’s desires which are fairly universal in composition.]
Oh, the huge manatee…
My first thought was were is the woman in that pic. Then I realized that was the woman in that pic and threw up a little in my mouth.
The sad thing is by todays standards shes not even that fat. I mean compare her to that 1000 lbs sack of human waste on that honey boo boo show and the girl in that pic is a fucking picture of fitness.
The manatee was happy. It thought it had its mother swimming with it. All that adipose tissue felt like home. Plus, it was quite buoyant. The manatee was floating along.
OT, but. Dude. That the article about a bacteria that can separate gold chloride? Your suggestion that it had any bearing on the market value of gold displayed a huge gap in your scientific knowledge. Huge.
I’ll assume you already knew gold is an element, so it can’t be “made” by a bacteria, or anything short of a nuclear reactor.
Ask yourself – if gold chloride was a common natural substance, why wouldn’t we already be separating it via common chemical processes to get the gold? We wouldn’t have waited until someone discovered a bacteria that could do it, we have huge chemical refineries doing it at least a hundred years ago.
Therefore, a knowledge person would conclude, correctly, that gold chloride is NOT a common natural substance.
Being judged when found wanting is what keeps our standards high.
hell on earth, I wouldn’t ride either of em…on land or sea
A hardened steel 12 foot harpoon is an entirely legal thing to own, carry, andhave ready to “use” to undo the biological pressure of fat whales and fat 34 plus
I just see the manatee in red shorts and a hat. Where is the woman?
Reminds me of the postcards they sell in Florida with this enormous fat woman stretched out on the beach..the caption says “Come to Florida-the foods great!”
That’s a man, I see a mustache
Manatee-on-manatee action