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Spot The Manatee

An American woman in Florida was cited for riding a manatee, which is illegal.

Poor woman. She’ll drown with that sea cow on top of her.

One of those two is an endangered species. The other is an invasive species. Either way, naturalists lose.

29 Responses to “Spot The Manatee”

  1. redpillwifey says:

    2 piece swimsuits are a privilege, not a right… Hell.

  2. Young Hunter says:

    Shocking that either of those creatures is supposed to be a human female.

  3. And I live in South Florida…. sigh…

  4. Jack says:

    No mercy in the Chateau!

  5. lol

    “It’s a wild animal. It’s not something to be ridden,” Susan Butler, a manatee expert with the U.S. Geological Survey in Gainesville, told the Times. “I can’t say that as a biologist I would ever, ever condone that, or say that (the manatee) wanted them to do that.”

    wtf what about every nature show where someone is heavy petting a shark or whale or anything else

  6. The Dude says:

    Women in America are becoming an endangered species….they are being replaced by feminists and/or blimps.

  7. BrotherT says:

    Call me Ishmael…

  8. V says:

    Absolutely vile

  9. Xen says:

    Why the hell is it illegal to ride a manatee? Who cares?

  10. TLM says:

    Please tell me you are preparing a post on the fat news lady that spent 4 minutes of air time justifying her blubber.

  11. …wouldn’t have been able to tell that was a woman if it hadn’t been stated. Even with the swim top as a tell, her build, skin tone, and the weird shadows on her face make her look like some crazy overweight mexican man decided to get himself a sea pony.

  12. Anton says:

    I attended a scientific talk yesterday about the causes of obesity. The speaker, a slender young woman, assured us that fighting obesity was a “health” issue, not an “aesthetic” issue.

    The hell it isn’t….

    [heartiste: it’s both. but of course a woman would say that. it would cause too many bad feelings to wipe away self-medicating delusions that men don’t care that much about female beauty and thinness and they all have their own personal tastes anyhow so you go grrl. fact: living a successful happy life as a woman depends in great part on appeasing men’s desires which are fairly universal in composition.]

  13. Hindenburg II says:

    Oh, the huge manatee…

  14. GhostShip says:

    My first thought was were is the woman in that pic. Then I realized that was the woman in that pic and threw up a little in my mouth.

  15. The sad thing is by todays standards shes not even that fat. I mean compare her to that 1000 lbs sack of human waste on that honey boo boo show and the girl in that pic is a fucking picture of fitness.

  16. Fuckaire says:

    The manatee was happy. It thought it had its mother swimming with it. All that adipose tissue felt like home. Plus, it was quite buoyant. The manatee was floating along.

  17. Goldwater says:

    OT, but. Dude. That the article about a bacteria that can separate gold chloride? Your suggestion that it had any bearing on the market value of gold displayed a huge gap in your scientific knowledge. Huge.

    I’ll assume you already knew gold is an element, so it can’t be “made” by a bacteria, or anything short of a nuclear reactor.

    Ask yourself – if gold chloride was a common natural substance, why wouldn’t we already be separating it via common chemical processes to get the gold? We wouldn’t have waited until someone discovered a bacteria that could do it, we have huge chemical refineries doing it at least a hundred years ago.

    Therefore, a knowledge person would conclude, correctly, that gold chloride is NOT a common natural substance.

    Being judged when found wanting is what keeps our standards high.

  18. Fubsy says:

    hell on earth, I wouldn’t ride either of em…on land or sea

  19. Rum says:

    A hardened steel 12 foot harpoon is an entirely legal thing to own, carry, andhave ready to “use” to undo the biological pressure of fat whales and fat 34 plus

  20. scipio africanus says:

    I just see the manatee in red shorts and a hat. Where is the woman?

  21. !! says:

    Reminds me of the postcards they sell in Florida with this enormous fat woman stretched out on the beach..the caption says “Come to Florida-the foods great!”

  22. Drama says:

    That’s a man, I see a mustache

  23. Glengarry says:

    Manatee-on-manatee action

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