An American woman in Florida was cited for riding a manatee, which is illegal.

Poor woman. She’ll drown with that sea cow on top of her.
One of those two is an endangered species. The other is an invasive species. Either way, naturalists lose.
Where pretty lies perish.
Oct 4th, 2012 by Heartiste
An American woman in Florida was cited for riding a manatee, which is illegal.

Poor woman. She’ll drown with that sea cow on top of her.
One of those two is an endangered species. The other is an invasive species. Either way, naturalists lose.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos
Convenience and ease are the lullabies sung to Whites as they are swaddled in a straitjacket.
The kikes didn't "deal with" the Germans. Their Anglo shabbos mercenaries dealt with the Germans. Talk about Stolen Pallor!
Also, gotta love that yid gratitude. "Thanks, America, for your help! Now here's your orchestrated demise in return."
Also, Mamdani seems to be advocating for highly secure, closed borders. If you aren't from here, then it's "papers please!" before you can buy food.
Funny how that works. You have a single secure border at the national level, or you have many secure borders at the local level.
Either way, borders are the natural order.
It's fair (and easy) to criticize the idea of Whites being objectively the most beautiful race in the world, premised on the counter-argument that each race has an innate preference for the looks of its own people. One could say that Whites are just as biased as all other races to think their own the most comely.
The problem with this tepid take is that we have evidence that races from across the world strive to look White. Indians love to whiten their skin. Orientals get cosmetic surgery to widen their epicanthic folds. The male nigger can't stop asking "where da White women at?".
Sheeeit, even niglets prefer to play with White dolls.
https://news.ucr.edu/articles/2022/09/29/liking-another-group-doesnt-mean-you-dislike-your-own
While there is truth to the assertion that a racial beauty bias exists, there appears to be a competing truth that White is the pinnacle of beauty in the eyes of all.
Create the crisis (racial diversity, freakshow coddling)
Present the Orwellian solution.
Anticipate backlash.
Remove Orwellian solution, crisis returns even harder.
People beg for the Orwellian solution.
Happily give them what they demand.
Meanwhile, the real solution goes unmentioned and the people become slaves of Berg Brother.
The honor system only works with an honorable people. No Hajnalite Whites, no functional honor system. More diversity, less honor.
So this tracks with an increasing regularity of US election fraud.
Sounds plausible that might play a role, but then we'd see the most facially beautiful women from races which evolved in year-round cold climates, such as the Eskimos. But that is not the case.
I think certain races simply value facial female beauty more than do other races, and that one will find this favoritism in genocultural regions where monogamy became the norm early on, and men and women stayed together for many years to raise children. A man has to like what he sees of a woman if he sees her all the time.
A test of this hypothesis would be surveys asking men from various countries which female physical attribute they most highly value. Another clue would be surveys of sex positions; hypothetically, face-to-face positions would be less common or less preferred among races that evolved a nonmonagamous sexual market.
He'll change his tune once Bond is black.
Thousand Points of White
...a brilliant harmony, spread like stars, like a thousand points of White in a broad and peaceful sky.
White faces are objectively beautiful (although Orientals have a stated dislike for the "prominent" White nose).
European monogamy exerted a tremendous selection pressure for female beauty (which was then genetically redistributed to sons as well as daughters), because a man who plans to invest all his energy and resources into one woman, foregoing sexual opportunities with other women, will be very careful about the fitness quality of the woman he chooses.
Couple monogamy with a prolonged culling of European hunter-gatherer males during the age of megafauna hunts, and you have a sexual market in which fewer men have more women from which to choose, and those men chose the prettiest women...this is the evolutionary crucible which likely produced our captivating riot of hair and eye colors.
If you dislike the Darwinian explanation, you may lean on the spiritual claim that Whites are the true Israel of the Lord, and our race was blessed by God.
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2 piece swimsuits are a privilege, not a right… Hell.
LOL good call.
Shocking that either of those creatures is supposed to be a human female.
And I live in South Florida…. sigh…
No mercy in the Chateau!
lol
“It’s a wild animal. It’s not something to be ridden,” Susan Butler, a manatee expert with the U.S. Geological Survey in Gainesville, told the Times. “I can’t say that as a biologist I would ever, ever condone that, or say that (the manatee) wanted them to do that.”
wtf what about every nature show where someone is heavy petting a shark or whale or anything else
Ugh!
What do you expect form an ignorant immigrant?
Women in America are becoming an endangered species….they are being replaced by feminists and/or blimps.
http://www.nytimes.com/images/blogs/laughlines/thehugemanatee.jpg
Call me Ishmael…
Absolutely vile
Related: http://youtu.be/rUOpqd0rQSo
Why the hell is it illegal to ride a manatee? Who cares?
Left/libtards. Apparently, they do.
Please tell me you are preparing a post on the fat news lady that spent 4 minutes of air time justifying her blubber.
Check it:
http://bronanthebarbarian.com/2012/10/04/jennifer-livingston-fat-acceptance-new-overweight-superhero/
…wouldn’t have been able to tell that was a woman if it hadn’t been stated. Even with the swim top as a tell, her build, skin tone, and the weird shadows on her face make her look like some crazy overweight mexican man decided to get himself a sea pony.
I attended a scientific talk yesterday about the causes of obesity. The speaker, a slender young woman, assured us that fighting obesity was a “health” issue, not an “aesthetic” issue.
The hell it isn’t….
[heartiste: it’s both. but of course a woman would say that. it would cause too many bad feelings to wipe away self-medicating delusions that men don’t care that much about female beauty and thinness and they all have their own personal tastes anyhow so you go grrl. fact: living a successful happy life as a woman depends in great part on appeasing men’s desires which are fairly universal in composition.]
Oh, the huge manatee…
My first thought was were is the woman in that pic. Then I realized that was the woman in that pic and threw up a little in my mouth.
The sad thing is by todays standards shes not even that fat. I mean compare her to that 1000 lbs sack of human waste on that honey boo boo show and the girl in that pic is a fucking picture of fitness.
The manatee was happy. It thought it had its mother swimming with it. All that adipose tissue felt like home. Plus, it was quite buoyant. The manatee was floating along.
OT, but. Dude. That the article about a bacteria that can separate gold chloride? Your suggestion that it had any bearing on the market value of gold displayed a huge gap in your scientific knowledge. Huge.
I’ll assume you already knew gold is an element, so it can’t be “made” by a bacteria, or anything short of a nuclear reactor.
Ask yourself – if gold chloride was a common natural substance, why wouldn’t we already be separating it via common chemical processes to get the gold? We wouldn’t have waited until someone discovered a bacteria that could do it, we have huge chemical refineries doing it at least a hundred years ago.
Therefore, a knowledge person would conclude, correctly, that gold chloride is NOT a common natural substance.
Being judged when found wanting is what keeps our standards high.
hell on earth, I wouldn’t ride either of em…on land or sea
A hardened steel 12 foot harpoon is an entirely legal thing to own, carry, andhave ready to “use” to undo the biological pressure of fat whales and fat 34 plus
I just see the manatee in red shorts and a hat. Where is the woman?
Reminds me of the postcards they sell in Florida with this enormous fat woman stretched out on the beach..the caption says “Come to Florida-the foods great!”
That’s a man, I see a mustache
Manatee-on-manatee action