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Too many reader emails to do them all justice, so here is a sampling of some of the best ones from the past month.

Email #1

LD writes:

I imagine that hypergamy and neoteny are joined by perversity in the triangle of female darkness. Can you write about the history of mothers paedophiling their own daughters? It’s where things are heading now: I see it all around…at what point does slut culture and female sexual darkness manifest as the ultimate taboo for which women always blame men but for which they show stronger tendencies?

The Dark Triad of male psychological traits — narcissism, psychopathy, Machiavellianism — that are especially alluring to women has its equivalent in a female Dark Triad, which would include narcissism (hypergamy), caprice (emotional manipulation), and, like the reader says, perversity (alpha seed vs beta resource internal conflict). Female sexual and romantic innocence is the greatest trick the Cosmic Hamster has ever played on man.

When unleashed by social forces, the female sexual impulse is wilder, more dangerous and more perverse than the male sexual impulse. It is wilder because women have less experience than men controlling their horniness once it is activated. It is more dangerous because the wreckage a cheating whore leaves in her wake is much more extensive than that left behind by a cheating man (think cuckoldry). It is more perverse because women, being ultimately creatures of the body, at once enslaved by and enraptured by the rhythms of their physical sexuality and life-making force, are above no sexual or psychological degradation to a man of sufficient dominance, nor are they above participating in the transference of their sexuality to other women, even their own young daughters. The phenomenon of aging mothers whoring out their little daughters in pedophiliac beauty pageants is testament to the crass perversity that animates the female sexual psyche. Only strong social controls, taboos and shame can keep the dark nature of women in check.

The female Dark Triad is not particularly alluring to men, but the women who possess these traits are very good at manipulating men’s weaknesses for maximum resource extraction. A man would be wise to recognize the warning signs and avoid these kinds of women, or give them no more of himself but his detached penetration. Unfortunately, many female Dark Triads are also very pretty, and that makes it tough for inexperienced men, especially betas who aren’t used to sleeping with good-looking women, to keep them at a psychological arm’s length.

As for Western culture… well, yes. It is getting sluttier, crasser, more perverse, more uninhibited, and more pedophiliac, in spirit if not in action. And, feminists no doubt will be surprised by this, the pedo pushing is mostly done by women. From tot beauty pageants to schoolteachers having orgies with their alpha students, we are getting a glimpse of how woman appears when all constraints on the full expression of her id have been removed, and there is no leadership from an overarching patriarchal authority. Quite a sight to behold.

Email #2

A reader just wonders:

just wondering … im new to the game and once i read that we should make girls think we pick up a lot of chicks…not exactly  but we should act as if losing her doesnt matter..

Anyways on to the point…as a part of game…you should be selling yourself to chicks as the guy who gets laid a lot…and what if you use some sort of nickname to pass that kind of feel onto them..

Friends always call me stallone for a reason…and he’s a fucking badass of a guy….i was wondering if relying onto that nickname to to be known would be a good idea…or if it would make me look like a kid with lack of personality

Making a girl think you are good with women (preselection) is different than making her think you can live without her (alpha scarcity). You should be instilling both feelings in the women you meet. Nicknames can be useful, but I wouldn’t lean on them too much, because a nick can easily cross the line to goofiness. Nicknames shouldn’t be try-hard; that is, they shouldn’t sound like you’re conspicuously trying to puff out your chest. “Smash Master Jam” is right out. So is “Pussy Slayer”. Also, it’s always better if a girl hears your nickname from your friends rather than from yourself. Third party vouchsafing beats first party self-promotion.

Some experimental nicks you could try on for size: Boss, CEO, Casanova, Death Row, The Way (as in “he has a way with women”), Jacques or Pierre (don’t ask me why, but these French names evoke visions of pure romance in a lot of American women), Stone, Pace Car (good nicks are enigmatic and impel the girl to ask how you got it), Massive Furry Ballsack.

I’d also suggest you go around telling girls you only have a first name, and were adopted as an orphan by a hippie family.

Email #3

Reader asks:

I’m a 33 year old guy, completely average in every way and i can’t stand the dull uninspired drudgery my life has become, I recently started reading the site and you guys seem to have fun picking up girls so i thought maybe i would give it a try.

I scored a -3 on your test for men so the level i am starting off at is pretty low, I am not fat but not in the best shape either, I’m just under 6ft tall and about a 6 – 6.5 on the attactiveness scale but i’m probably not the best judge of that. My IQ is 150+ and I’m making just over £80,000 a year in a boring job that I am indifferent to.

I’ve never really had much luck with women, I don’t have much patience for the hoops they make you jump through, They don’t tend to notice my much anyway and to be perfectly honest i am not the best at socialising. I get easily bored with conversation and find it hard to pretend i am still interested. I don’t like smalltalk and i tend to fidget a lot.
I am highly critical of others and have a hard time keeping it to myself, I am often accused of being an arrogant arsehole.

So what can i do to turn my life around, to start enjoying socialising more and to have more success with women. Is there a definitive guide to game that will take me through the whole process or should i just give up and just continue paying hookers?

First, you need to reframe how you see yourself. You’re all negative, and there’s no need for you to perceive yourself that way. Try this spin instead:

“Things are pretty good for me. I’m tall, decent looking, and make good money. I demand more from women so I tend to get bored easily. Women can sense my high standards and they chase me to win me over. Things have been slow lately, but I expect it to pick up once I focus on getting out and meeting more women than I currently do.”

Say the above out loud to yourself. You should be feeling better within seconds. See how easy that was? The reframe is not only a powerful tool for leading women to your bedroom, it’s a great self-motivational technique. Inner game is not just mumbo-jumbo; you really can achieve more with the right mindset. Women will intuitively sense your positivity and they will gravitate to you, with little effort on your part.

As for guides, read the archives here. There are a slew of pickup books and website forums that you can read, too many to list here. Start with the Mystery Method to get grounded in the science and the art of seduction. STOP going to hookers. The act of paying for sex is feeding your negativity. You’re better off fapping, if you really need immediate sexual relief. The best alternative is to let your balls fill up with juice so that you have the inspiration to get out of the house and interact with women. Finally, I suggest hitting up a social event organized by a corporate entity, something like a cooking class. You have been out of the game for a while, and clubs might intimidate you at first. Ease into the scene by going to low-key, lower energy venues, and working your way up to venues with more energy (and more hot women).

Email #4

“Nate” writes:

Hey, thought I would share with you something about the mouth, and perhaps how it relates to women’s pleasure when giving ‘deep throat’ blow jobs.

Interestingly, babies are very good at this, and often try to continue doing this for a very specific reason.

Simply put your tongue against the roof of your mouth, and swallow. This will pull on your uvula in a very specific way. If you continue to do this, you will soon feel a very specific sexual pleasure in your pants. It is my thought that having a penis rammed up against the uvula gives a similar effect for the recipient of the cock.

News you can use, folks.

PS Tried it, achieved nothing but cotton mouth. However, I do think women get pleasure from throat jamming, but the reason has more to do with the good feelings that they experience by being orally degraded.

Email #5

The D.R.G. writes:

Mine is a niche market, created in part by following CH-principles…

Can the esteemed custodians of the Chateau and its commentariat offer any advice for dealing with (read: managing) pregnant girlfriends? Specifically, mid-20s Eastern European pregnant girlfriends who have never set foot in the U.S. (thank God) and whose beauty falls on the far right side of the bell curve.

The solid game, aloofness and jealousy-inspiring deeds that got me here are now described as “insensitive.” Declarations of my caring intentions and loyalty are being kindly requested on a daily basis.

It appears that 99% of what is covered in this venerable blog focuses on initial attraction and LTR game, but what of pregnant, hyperactive hormone, HB9, young EE game? The goal is to transition from cad to dad (a mighty challenge in and of itself!) and maintain the relationship without straying into minefield of betatude and loosing the alpha edge that got me to where I am today.

Details for consideration:

She is 7 years my junior, university-educated, a professional model (though not or much longer), New Age-ish, of middle-class origins, and very traditional regarding gender roles.

I am American, university-educated, work abroad nine months out of the year (willing to change but will take a huge pay cut if I do), currently make five times as much as her, and am also very traditional regarding gender roles.

I’m not fully informed on the science involved in this specific circumstance, but I’d guess your pregnant girlfriend was experiencing a flush of the “beta male reassessment” hormone oxytocin. This hormone is responsible for coaxing women to appreciate the particular benefits that a stable, reliable, provider beta male brings to the table. When a baby is about to land in her lap, the last thing she can afford is abandonment by a sexy cad who suddenly finds her unfuckable.

While this blog focuses on cad game because it is the type of game that most men don’t understand and fail to execute properly, “dad” game, aka “vulnerability game“, is just as vital to impressing yourself on women that you are a seductive, well-rounded, high quality man. After all, women only ovulate one week out of the month. The rest of the time, they are open to the (limited) charms of the emotionally rich man who can connect with them on a level beyond intriguing aloofness.

So I’m not surprised your girlfriend is with insecurity as much as she is with child. You probably won her with alpha charm, and now she needs some more signs of beta attachment. She is, on a very primal level, worried that you might leave her at the critical moment. So give her those signs. Backrubs, occasional compliments (pregnant women love reassurances that they are still sexy, even though most men are disgusted by the thought of fucking a woman with a giant bloated belly full of baby), and timely comparisons to other women that favor her are all perfectly acceptable “beta male” game tactics that will put her mind at ease and grow the love. If you are a natural alpha male, this kind of stuff might come to you with some difficulty, so you will have to make a concentrated, deliberate effort to soften your jagged edges and play the doting herb once in a while.

Just don’t go overboard. A little bit of beta goes a LOOOOOOONG way. And don’t give her the declarations of commitment when she expects them, like immediately after she has mewled for attention. Chicks HATE HATE HATE when their demands are promptly met. It’s one of the universe’s great paradoxes. Better to shrug her off teasingly after she has a spell of neediness, and accost her later with a warm hug and sweet nothing when she doesn’t expect it.

53 Responses to “Reader F’in Mailbag!”

  1. lolzzoozlzlzo

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    dis song goes out 2 all da heartistse readerz!! lzozozozoz

    “da professional womenz ode”

    alpha fucks and beta bucks
    dat is how we roll
    da butthexting cockass we fucks and sucks
    and in our anuthes it doth deosul
    alpha fucks and beta bucks
    it is da way of da fed
    to transfer assetss to dose who butthext
    cuckold dose who pay for our bread
    beta bucks and alpha fucks
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    da assetts from betas we plucks
    after da alphas desol us through our hole for poo
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    datsz what day taught us in mba grad school
    as da feiisnsits see no truth nor justice in their laws
    and say da great books for menz was all fools.
    yes, yes, i did very good on my gmats
    dey bernenakifed my soul away, left me with cats

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      “Da professionalem womenz ópera”

      futuit alpha et beta illos leones,
      dat Qualiter autem nos revolvet
      da butthexting cockass nos futuit et sugit
      et in nostri anuthes nocet deosul
      futuit alpha et beta illos leones,
      est da viam da pascebant
      transferre assetss ad dose qui butthext
      incestum dose qui solvere pro panem nostrum
      beta illos leones, et alpha futuit
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      post da Eliphaz desol nobis per nostra violet, poo
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      incestum da betas cockhold da Eliphaz
      datsz quo die nos docuit in MBA paulatim schola
      sicut da feiisnsits videre nulla veritas neque iustitia in suis legibus
      et dices da libris magni pro menz erat omne stultos.
      Verum ego me ipsum non gmats
      Dey bernenakifed animam meam, reliquit mihi feles

      zlzlzzozozozo

  2. yah man feel free to use it all anywhere lzozlzolzzoz i thk the matrix post would be funny in digital animation:

    http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/i-can-show-you-the-way-neo-but-you-will-have-to-walk-it-zlozlzlzozzlozlzlzo/

    alos one cock rule would rock as a animated rap:

    OMG both of you betado9uches above are violating THE ONE COCK RULE!!!

    You are alloowing chix to bring other COCKS into your mind lozlzlzzoz zlozllzl. The second a chick makes me think of another cock she is outta my house outta my mind or if she’s texting on a date which almost never happens because i almost never date i go “i gotta use the men’s room lzozlzl” and then i leave her with the bill. she can text her ten other cocks to comne over and pay for her drniks/dinner lzozlzlzllzlzlz and then,. after paying, they have full right to gizizizizizalizzz all over her lzozlz

    “I’ve been seeing this girl for a year. We live together and I’ve still got hand.”

    OMG lzozzlzll wtf are fuckity fucks doing with chix in your homes? lzozlzlzlz omg lozlzlzlzlzl looozers lzozlzlzlz1!! hzhzh

    THEY VIOLATE THE ONE COCK RULE THEY ARE OUT! OUT!

    OUT!

    O U T OUT! lzozlzlzl

    OMG lozlzlzozlozozolzl wft r u doing dating a chick 4 a yer did your dick fall off? Were yu chosen by Beernanke and given an award and medal to support today’s slutty slutt vampiressses cuckholders cockcutters?

    sounds 2 me it is the latter as u have no cock lzozlzlzlzl lzzozl

    and she made you think of another cock

    fucktard haven’t u heard of the one cock rule?

    hey yo!! let’s teach these douches somethin ’bout nbein a man yo!

    throw a beat over this way.
    yo yo yo yo
    yo yo yo

    now hit it!

    one cock rule one cock rule
    i ain’t no beta fool i ain’t no beta tool
    about another cock ya make me think
    i’m gone, yo bitch,
    let the betas buy yas yer next drink

    one cock rule one cock rule
    i ain’t no beats fool i ain’t no beta tool
    over vampires and werewolfe you ginas all drool
    letting their cocks touch your deep down stool
    then you blame the betas in school
    and transfer wealth for the bernanke gene pool
    jonah goldberg sends our alphas 2 die on foreign shores
    stuffing his face with dc pizza as they die in fiat wars
    neocon womenz repeating butthexers lies in their mags
    even after menopause and no need for da ragz
    telling young chickas to lust after vampires
    as they build their fiat empires

    one cock rule one cock rule
    i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
    about another cock ya make me think
    i’m gone, yo bitch,
    let the betas buy yas yer next drink

    let the betas pay to raise your bastard kids
    let the betas sign teh fiat masters marriage contracts
    theft in fiat inflation is hid
    as they swing their bankrupting axe
    i don’t care what last night u did,
    ever since i kicked ya gina out, i been relaxed.

    as they promote butthex across the land
    ripping out fetuses from parenthood planned
    as fathers form teh homes the neocons ban
    the atalnatic authoresses just don’t undertsand

    but when chix wakes up and her butt is sore
    it’s not my fault no–it’s cause she’s a whore
    as the fiat masters desoul women with butthex cock
    teach them to transfer wealth with pre-teen strumpet rock

    one cock rule one cock rule
    i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
    about another cock ya make me think
    i’m gone, yo bitch,
    let the betas buy yas yer next drink

    womenz womenz bernanke took advanatge of you
    you wasted your best years on vampires and werewolves
    and now you cry your tears cause of your sore anus
    stamp your little feet saying, “you betas must pay for this!!!”

    and aging neocon women promoting butthexing vampires
    teacxhing women to lust after the undead
    as the neocons suck the western world dry
    bankrupting it all,m enlsaving it debt
    while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly
    cry cry cry
    cry cry cry
    not for you or me
    but for themselves
    not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls
    but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes
    so many chances they had to marry a nice guy
    but he left her dry
    so whe butthexed with the asshole
    and now see her cry
    and wonder why
    and transofrm the entire univeristy
    into a program to further the fiat lie
    to transfer wealth and wage war and death
    to about fifty million more
    and redefine fifty cocks in her ass as empowered
    and not a whore

    all together now!

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    lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo

    one cock rule one cock rule
    i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
    about another cock ya make me think
    i’m gone, yo bitch,
    let the betas buy yas yer next drink
    alreayd seen yer pink stink
    bent ya over the sink

    and howscomes the bankers southpark never does satarize
    because everything is fair game–truth love honor–excpet for fiat butthexing lies.

    all together now!

    lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
    lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
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    AND THREE COCK RULE:

    ^^^^ to the 24 for or so tardbetadouches who voted my “one cock rule” rap down

    lozlzlzlzlozzllzlzlzlz

    what do ya want?

    a two cock rule rap?

    or three cock rule?

    three cock rule, three cock rule,
    i’m a beta herb my own cock won’t do
    i need a chick to cuckold me
    i need a chick on me to pee
    three cock rule, three cock rule,
    i love being the greater fool
    one cock in her mouth, one in her anus,
    i keep mine in my pants,
    and pay her bills and rent and fare for da bus.
    so she can club and grind, on denim cocks dance.
    three cock rule, three cock rule,
    i treat my lady like a nice guy,
    give her chivarly while with 2 others she doth lie,
    three cock rule, three cock rule,
    while your cock doth touch her stool,
    i play videogames @ home in my single mom’s basement,
    as teh fed fianance feminsits studies @ school,
    teaching her to love and bail out the butthexers,
    to persucte me 4 letting her live 4 free,
    while she tickles drummer/druggie cock until it goes
    splooge splooge splooge! tee hee tee hee!
    three cock rule, three cock rule,
    i’m the beta herb, teh cuckholded fool,
    i respect her, keep my cock in my pants,
    fund her with other cocks to dance.

    lozlzlzlzl

    or would u betaherbs prefer a five cock rule rap! omg i bet someofya would like dat! lzozl

    lzozozozo

  3. hey heartsistezzzee!!!

    reagridndg niknamamaesz, what do you thinkz about

    “DA GBFM LOTSAS COCKAS PUSYSYSYSYSY SMATER MASTERRR!!!”

    my firend thought it was over da top, but den again she iain’t ever seen my lostas cockakss zlzozolzzoz

  4. Dr. Zoidberg says:

    @ #3,

    Forget game books and guides at first and start with Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill and How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie.

    [heartiste: carnegie is basically proto-game.]

    Stack a positive mental attitude on top of good people skills and you have a rock solid foundation for life. Then the tiniest bit of game will go great lengths.

    [for the amount of time and effort it takes to make lots of money and achieve career success, you could do just as well with women learning game and applying it within three months time. this is not to say one shouldn’t make money or strive in all fields; just that, bang for your mental buck, game trumps everything else.]

    • immoralgables says:

      Great words spoken by the both of you.

      IG

    • Dr. Zoidberg says:

      True, I guess if you are starting out, the quickness of game and scoring a few lays will boost your confidence quickest and get you started down the path to alphadom. Guess I was kinda lucky in not really having trouble getting some, despite starting late, so I could work on other aspects of life.

      I’m still a believer in positive energy nets positive energy so all game with no career success or giving back is going to lead to a sad empty life. Game with positive societal contributions is going to score you a good fulfilling life and great fucking tail.

    • yah heartistse is right!!!!!

      game > moneeyz!!!!

      once upon a time money a decent salalry bought you a wife and home and kidz.

      today all a billion fiat bernanke dollars will buy you is a billion fiat berannkified chcicks who have been tuaght and programmed to cut of your dickxxkxkszkzkz lzozlzoz

      who take it in da butt in college
      from tucker max rhemes with goldman sax
      and then use the butthexting knowledge
      to fuck their fmaily in the ass with sass
      to take a man’z assets give it to the state fedzz
      who thusly enslave the man she wedz

      zlzozozlzozzlzllz

  5. Jokah Macpherson says:

    If this guy’s IQ is 150+ then he is not average in every way.

    • Scott says:

      You forgot to convert British iq to US iq. It’s like currency.

    • Anonymous says:

      No, but this something to offer that can’t be spent toward being an appealling jerk-ass… unless he’s a rat-evil mo’fo like a villian in a Bruce Willis movie.

    • Large Hardon Collider says:

      Claims of 150+ IQ in the states are pretty commonplace. Intellect is a status symbol; I’ve met people who confess to being unattractive, unhealthy, unhappy, or out of shape, but none who admit to even average intelligence. Though there’s always Keanu Reeves though, leading by example:

      “I’m a meathead, man. You’ve got smart people, and you’ve got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.”

      • uh says:

        Will never forget an interview in which he’s asked about reaction to his pregnant wife’s death, and expressed his disdain for people who rely on cheap sentiments like “everything happens for a reason” to cope with life.

        Dumb but wise. Also keeps his mouth shut.

  6. The Dude says:

    “The female Dark Triad is not particularly alluring to men, but the women who possess these traits are very good at manipulating men’s weaknesses for maximum resource extraction. ”

    She can hide those traits pretty well from guys by looking desirable. Your fatties, uggos, and feminists can only unleash those traits on a hapless beta.

  7. Paul Gay says:

    Fatty news anchor goes off the rails after viewer email:

    http://video.news8000.com/watch.php?id=36335

    • “I am more than just a number on a scale.”

      Agreed; you are at least 343 numbers on a scale.

      • Oh wait, she says “I am MUCH MORE than a number on a scale.”

        Damn straight!

        • The guy should send a second email saying “Sorry if I hurt your feelins, I thought I expressed my concern as politely as possible. Maybe you should take that hurt and let it motivate you to get you ass on a treadmill or eat a fucking salad instead of a Big Mac once in a while.

          You should see all the sickening support her and her beta hubby have gotten on facebook. Unreal.

          • The Dude says:

            Or used that nasty logic such as….your body doesn’t care about your hurt feelings about feeling fat. The heart works better when it doesn’t have to pump blood around a bunch of lard.

      • Paul Gay says:

        >christian player

        wtf?

    • We talked about this in another comments thread, but its worth talking about more. The guy who wrote that email wasn’t in any way a ‘bully’ he very politely expressed his concern. And more to the point, he was right, she is setting a bad example.

  8. Phillyastro says:

    Since this is the F’in Mailbag, I’ll ask my question here. Can anyone explain the relationship between game, hypergamy, and evo. psych with the Florence Nightingale syndrome? Unless I’m missing something, a nurse falling in love with her patient would seem to contradict Alpha game. Would this be an example of Beta game?

    • Not always; we talk about game a lot here, but tend to forgot the chemicals going on, such as dopamine and oxytocin (for women). Unlike many professions, nurses witness death and can sometimes carry an attitude of living only in the moment. If she’s concerned about her patient and he even makes a slight move, this fear of death (think ubiquitous dread game that you’re not even instilling in her) may drive her into your arms, especially if you tickle her dopamine triggers.

      Some patients may get better and then worse and then better, meaning that a woman’s emotions are constantly in a state of flux. In a sense, without even trying, the patient has a stage to win her over (but it’s not intentional).

    • Anon says:

      Rollo discussed this quote recently:

      “We can go on and on about how most women LOVE good beta traits, but they simply ARE. NOT. TURNED. ON. BY. THEM”

    • Lara says:

      He might already be alpha. Years ago, a local celebrity was in the hospital for a few days. A nurse, who worked there, told me the nurses fought over who got to take care of him.

    • !! says:

      I suspect it isnt beta game at all. I saw something a while ago talking about the amount of injuries the average prehistoric humans had and they said the only thing comparable in modern times was a rodeo bull rider. So I suspect those movie scenes where the woman is mending the action heroes wounds speaks to a primitive part in women-here is man who is unafraid (also why chicks dig scars). It would be interesting to see if the Florence Nightingale syndrome was related to injury type (say sports injury vs something clumsy like falling down the staircase)

  9. Gutts says:

    KUATO IS MY WINGMAN.

    • Anon says:

      I keep reading this slogan here.
      Wtf does it mean?

      • Anon says:

        Never mind. I just remembered that there’s this fantastic thing out there called google. And it’s my friend.

        • GeishaKate says:

          Which allowed me to find this gem: “It’s a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn’t betrayed you, the only friend who won’t be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.” – Eddie Sherman (from the Seinfeld episode “The Fatigues) :)

  10. Whitehall says:

    As to Email #1, “The Memoirs of Casanova” contains a great chapter where he bonks a mom and her daughter at the same time.

    Same old, same old. People don’t really change.

    His autobiography is a great read, BTW. This man was more than a man with a way with women, he was a great man living during interesting times.

  11. Half Canadian says:

    Estrogen production in pregnant women is MUCH higher than normal. There’s something chemical going for attraction during this time.
    I think, primarily, its to assist with keeping the baby, but tertiary effects also happen.

  12. Anon says:

    OT

    Beta researchers listening to what women say:

    “researchers found that females didn’t necessarily believe men should be more dominate in sexual situations”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2213058/What-Christian-Grey-say-When-comes-sex-women-taking-charge-youre-29.html

    • Days of Broken Arrows says:

      They should follow this up with one of those surveys where they all say the thing they value most is “a sense of humor” then ask why Carrot Top isn’t considered the Ultimate Male.

  13. Rum says:

    In the Medicine-World everyone knows about hot nurses – and more commonly hotter nursing students – who find excuses to jerk-off or fellate spinal-cord injured young men confined to bed or wheel chairs. It seems to be an accepted, almost expected turn of events.(just dont get caught) It is actually easier when the guys have the more devastating higher cervical injuries. They make better erections , and being Quadroplegic, are less able to get away if they desire to do so. And if they have a trach and need a ventilator they are not going to complain much, nicht var?
    I have only ever heard the nurses side of why they feel compelled to do this. A weirdly high percentage of nurses who act this way went to a school where all of the teachers were Nuns.

  14. wingwoman says:

    I’ve noticed lately that high IQ people tend not to like small talk. It might be they need to re-frame communication as almost speaking a foreign language to make people comfortable and get some depth to the conversation. That guy seems highly critical of himself and negative about his life. He’s sounds passionless. Defiantly stop using hookers it’s a crutch. Make his life interesting and be more interested in other people and what’s important to them. Limit the amount of small talk at first to manageable amounts and gradually increase it. Join a group of high IQ people and find fellow small talk haters might be more enjoyable and less effort.

    Throat thing doesn’t work.

    Chicks don’t hide those traits people just willfully ignore them. Love gogles are more powerful than beer goggles.

    As far as nicknames go stick with the French Mon Cherie.;)

    Be nice to preggers chick, being pregnant makes woman feel vulnerable. I can explain the don’t do things right away. Listening and remembering count for something more then simple obeying so we shut up.

  15. Anon says:

    Pregnant chicks ain’t that bad.
    It’s just that you need more variety when your girl is pregnant. I don’t get men who are repulsed by preggers, ok it’s not that sexy (fetishists apart) but not to the point of repulsion like with a triple chinned landwhale.

    I can’t really go for 5-6 months (where the belly reaches critical proportions) fucking only preggos, but I wouldn’t ignore her either. I would just really long for more action on the side.

  16. Igniss says:

    Fantastic and very positive advice in all cases. Bravo.

  17. Trimegistus says:

    A pregnant woman’s belly is pretty sexy if it’s your kid in there.

    Also, pregnant women are sex lunatics during the second trimester.

  18. Emma the Emo says:

    “(pregnant women love reassurances that they are still sexy, even though most men are disgusted by the thought of fucking a woman with a giant bloated belly full of baby”

    LOL! I disagree that men hate sex with pregnant women, but lmao.

  19. Email #3 needs to use escorts until he gets his self respect back. He can afford it and he might find it’s the best use of his time and money anyway. Escorts sometimes fall for their clients. That used to be my goal. It worked several times.

  20. Cauthon says:

    E-mailer #5 doesn’t care about advice. He just wanted to brag about himself.

    And ya, I’m being a hater. So what?

  21. Don says:

    Looking at some footage from that series “to catch a predator”. Is it just me or do most of those guys qualify as beta material?

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