Slate , that bastion of feminist mental gymnastics, has an article about some male porn star who appeals to women because he supposedly embodies nonthreatening boyishness. In the winter issue of Good Magazine , Amanda Hess has a fascinating profile of James Deen , a young, handsome porn star who is becoming famous for actually […]
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From this story : I’ll start. “King Kong swats at a cheap tipper.”
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Hat tip to Gmac for tweeting a link to this hilarious fat girl meme . I laughed and laughed. I read somewhere that the Census Bureau (or was it the CDC?) predicts that 80% of Americans will be OBESE by 2050. Imagine that. A whole country full of waddling fat asses. Where do I renounce […]
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A masochistic reader (you’d have to be in love with your own pain to read any of the yeasty discharges fouling up Jizzabel) sent along this turgid confessional from a feminist who got banged out by a player four hours after they met for a first date drink. Her account of the date leaves the […]
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The only thing this picture is missing that would make it the absolute perfect representation of the de-balled and de-souled modern SWPL man-lite is a “vibrant” infant tucked into the fat bride’s meatloaf arm. secret secret, i’ve got a secret! You might call this the 21st century Western equivalent of the drawing and quartering.
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Id Monster on Aug 30th, 2011
Me, during an evening of sitting on pea green, chocolate brown and beige boutique furniture, drinking $14/four-pack beer, and ricocheting rapid-fire witticisms about supper clubs, pop culture icons and travel mishaps with a mixed group of men, women and gay non-math-oriented professionals carousing through the twilight of our nation’s greatness: Me, during a night of […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Jun 19th, 2011
Maciano submitted the winning entry. Congratulations! You win… well, nothing. But you do get to enjoy the glow of pride. I can’t upload the pics for some reason, so you’ll have to do with links. Maciano: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wv9/ Second place is dalai ganja: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3×93/ Runners up are SOBL: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xq4/ and Mingus with the double embedded metameme: […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Jun 17th, 2011
Following in the lineage of Roosh’s “ Typical American Woman ” meme (which feminists infiltrated and menstruated all over), here is my contribution to the art form. It’s a Friday. Knock yourself out adding captions to this Pulitzer-worthy photo. I’ll post the best memes on the blog over the weekend.
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Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs on Jun 17th, 2011
I’m hoping to start a new meme along the lines of Epic Beard Man . A photographer strolling the streets of downtown Vancouver during their riot after the loss to the Boston Bruins (Po’ Canada!) snapped a funny pic of an enraged Asian nerd wielding a hockey stick like a light saber. I’m the juggernaut, […]
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Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Jun 8th, 2011
A reader emails to express his wonderment that his nerdy friend has a smoking hot girlfriend: Generally this blog is the truth but this defies nature: my friend is a nerd who clocks in plenty of hours of world of Warcraft and other shit. When I heard he had a girlfriend I was happy for […]
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