I’m hoping to start a new meme along the lines of Epic Beard Man. A photographer strolling the streets of downtown Vancouver during their riot after the loss to the Boston Bruins (Po’ Canada!) snapped a funny pic of an enraged Asian nerd wielding a hockey stick like a light saber.
I’m the juggernaut, bitch!
Well, this isn’t something you typically see at riots. When the riot isn’t that dangerous to personal safety, the Asians and white hipsters come out to join in the fun. I bet this guy wouldn’t last until morning if he struck that pose during the Katrina riots.
We need more diversity!
I SAID SHITTY CHICKEN! NOT SHITTY BEEF!!!!!!
Mortal Combat!!!!!
LOLCAT text added to most of the photos: “Hipster is the new Black.”
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!?!!??
I was thinking we should make a meme with that photo but call it “Overreacting Rioter.”
Epic Beard Man my ass. My young ruddy summer beard is way more epic.
Dude wasn’t a rioter – He grabbed the hockey stick from a rioter who just broke the window and was screaming angrily at them to stop
Yes he was, there is a video where he breaks these windows.
Yeh nevermind… I hadn’t seen the video yet – only the reports that he was a “hero”
Aiiggh! Rioting sucks! [Smashes glass.] Uh…
Have you ever watched Asian TV? Asians riot all the time. Really violent destructive ones. When they do get pissed off, they go kamikaze. Even the Chinese and Koreans. Their trade union disputes make ours look like hippie love-fests.
Yeah dude, y’all must’ve forgot the wrath of Asian riots. They know how to burn shit down:
Genghis Khan
Seung Choi (aka The Virginia Tech Rioter)
etc.
etc.
Just wait till all those dispossessed Chinese with no women make their way west.
Koreans can obliterate city blocks and immolate themselves – and others – without remorse.
Be careful who you call a pussy. 100 pissed off Koreans are perfectly capable of running up damage in the hundreds of millions.
But as a rule they don’t do it.
LOL That is the funniest shit I’ve read all week.
I think I like Koreans now.
Oh yeah, more immigration please…
NO TICKEE NO SHIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy is also great.
http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/riot9.jpg
[Ed: No daylight in that beard. Truly epic.]
What do you mean they sold out of STARCRAFT?
Here I’ll give you a quick tutorial so you can read his lips! hee! hee!
What a picture of Vancoover Canadiastan.
Good thing, the government confiscates
all their guns
Vancouver has a large asian population, and here I’d been thinking the riot was a shanda for the Chinese. Hard to know what to think about this guy.
Was this a facebook riot?
Great, let’s all spread this idiot’s “victory” around the Internet. This would be a funny pic if it weren’t for the huge glass windows he just smashed in the background. I have nothing against creating memes, but your arrogance and condescension towards people who actually respect others’ feelings and property is astounding. That insult isn’t just about this post, by the way.
How about if I worked my entire life to get enough money to start a business, and it’s on the brink of succeeding, and then someone smashes up all my windows so that I can’t pay next month’s rent? And then the insurance company blows you off because it’s damage from “war.” I’m sure I’ll be laughing that it’s all good “as long as nobody got killed.”
[Ed: Chillax, brah. I’ll be the first one cheering when this guy gets hauled into the paddy wagon.]
“Come at me bro!”
Quintin,
Having that much sand in your vagina is really unhealthy. The asian rioter has been arrested already, and it is because his picture was splashed all over the internet.
http://blog.deliciousjuice.com/2011/06/16/only-human/
MarcTheEngineer
Dude wasn’t a rioter – He grabbed the hockey stick from a rioter who just broke the window
Don’t think so.
It’s more impossible to grab a hockey stick from a Canadian,
than it is to grab a Krispy Kreme from a fat chicks’s paws
“Why must I always be JUST FRIEND!!!1!1!!!”
[Ed: aaand we have a winner.]
Riots make it safe for omegas to don the mask of manliness, if only for a moment.
His name is Jason Li: http://www.vancouverriots.com/jason-li-vancouver-hockey-riots
His name is Robert Paulson.
@Robert W. (Vancouver)
His name is Jason Li: http://www.vancouverriots.com/jason-li-vancouver-hockey-riots
Just saw the vid.
That’s not a riot! That’s a staged media event with a lot of lookieloos standing around. You kids today just don’t know how it’s done.
rioting because your team lost: gay
” I am mow ley,hear me roar”.
At least in the area of getting sex, this guy isn’t going to have any problems. I’m sure that the publication of this image everywhere will be enough to get him girls until it dies out, regardless of how stupid he looks in it. Any publicity is good publicity, I say, and it probably applies here as well.
Look at http://www.gamesareforchildren.com/index.php?/archives/403-Effect-of-obesity-on-relationships.html for my reply about obesity and dating.
That’s not a riot! That’s a staged media event with a lot of lookieloos standing around. You kids today just don’t know how it’s done.
Now that would be some clever hockey PR.
But you don’t really think…
Looks like a bank bldg.
Who do they fund?
Just sayin’.
More pussification of Western nations– short, nerdy asian guys need to riot too!
srsly tho, ur pussy rocks!
THIS was a riot:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Washington,_D.C._riots
Asians shot at blacks during the LA riots.
@lolz
Asians shot at blacks during the LA riots.”
Koreans.
The rage exhibited can be accurately attributable to the ownership of a meat flute 1/1000th the length of the stick at hand.
Lol, I was so surprised to see this skinny kid with the hockey stick in his hand.
I guess he needed to let his pent up aggression out.
My major is civil engineering, but I wanna make rioting my living!
The Asian face with its shallow bone structure and delicate features tends to look parodical when contorted into extreme emotional expression. Parody/Comedy = ok. Drama = not so much.
That’s why, Bruce Lee, for example, can cross over: he has relatively deepset eyes and angular, as opposed to round, features. Asian women universally can’t act in the emotive-expressive sense; but in their stoicism or formality they can suggest complicated depths.
On the other hand, white and black guys look silly doing martial arts. There’s a golden ratio when it comes to height, BMI, speed and dexterity. Black guys = too long. White guys = too stubby and inflexible.
So, the guy in the picture looks ridiculous, agreed. Mainly for the dissonance between his projected “rage” face and his girly frame. That dissonance is amplified not only the cultural assumptions about Asianness, but by a biologically-felt incongruity. Asians are meant to be more contemplative (except for Mongols); the face is not meant to convey extremes of emotion. Spock looks Asian. Also girls look stupid when they spew venom.
I’m so glad to have a forum in which to post my years of eugenics data and observation. I’m Asian btw, and I will respectfully kick your ass if you disagree…
Half that city is Asian. Mix that with the entitlement most young people there feel from being supported by the state their whole lives and you get the above little cunt throwing a tantrum. Don’t they know the winners are supposed to do the rioting?
@ Polichinello
“Why must I always be JUST FRIEND!!!1!1!!!”
Well done, sir.
TOO FUNNY!!
Asian guy got locked up: http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/18/infamous-vancouver-rioter-arrested-for-his-role-in-destruction/
you guys gont know shit about canada.
firepower, i have enough guns to arm a small country.
You guys are a joke. You would never be in a riot. you would sit at home in your yuppie swpl house and drink craft microbrews.
And what about you hbders? I’d say 99% of the rioters, and especiallly the ones who looted, were white. Look at all the pictures. It’s not a conicidence that you picked out the only one with a non-white. So much for seeking truth. More like seek the truth that promotes your agenda.
[Editor: The asian rioter pic happened to be the funniest. Knickers in a twist much?]
“rioting because your team lost: gay”…..imo it’s incorrect to assume that this riot occurred because the team lost…it would have begun regardless of the outcome of the game….you don’t bring a backpack full of Molotov cocktails or other incendiary devices into the downtown core unless you are planning to create mayhem….and there was a number of guys that did just that….but still, the streets were relatively safe as the author of this piece pointed out…and when I look at the pictures I get the feeling more of a high school party out of control then a full fledged riot….having said that….those who perpetrated crimes are going be held to account….that’s a given.