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Enraged Asian Rioter Meme

Following in the lineage of Roosh’s “Typical American Woman” meme (which feminists infiltrated and menstruated all over), here is my contribution to the art form. It’s a Friday. Knock yourself out adding captions to this Pulitzer-worthy photo. I’ll post the best memes on the blog over the weekend.

136 Responses to “Enraged Asian Rioter Meme”

  1. Bvgatti says:

    RIOTING?

    SAFE FOR OMEGAS TO PRETEND THEY HAVE TESTICLES.

  2. Polichinello says:

    I’ll stick with my original caption.

    Harrumph.

  3. askjoe says:

    Just Stanley Cup?
    Why no win Lombardi Trophy?

  4. Cadnerd says:

    All your base are belong to me!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Beta?

    Omega!

  6. what says:

    @Cadnerd
    “All your base are belong to me!”

    ???
    Your humor is still in the freezer? You need to thaw it out some more. hehe!!

  7. Polichinello says:

    Fuck you, TIGER MOM!!!

  8. Polichinello says:

    Oh, if you want an oldie:

    MO-O-ORTAL KOMBAT!!

  9. Roosh says:

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wph/

    Where’s the main meme link to see all the entrants? Weird it’s not displaying.

  10. davver says:

    I gotta say, photo is still funny on the 20th viewing.

  11. JK says:

    This is my humble contribution:

    http://qkme.me/3wpg

    http://qkme.me/3wpj

  12. David says:

    Here is my attempt:

    http://qkme.me/3wrq

  13. Anonymous says:

    I’m just going to leave this here…

    http://www.quickmeme.com/memes/3wpx/

  14. Anonymous says:

    “menstruated all over” ??
    I miss Roissy.

  15. Lovekraft says:

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wsb/

    What’s the name of this meme? Doesn’t show up on “Newest”. Would help in finding other entries.

  16. raliv says:

    “Where’s the main meme link to see all the entrants? Weird it’s not displaying.”

    this

  17. The_King says:

    It would be an instant classic if he was wearing a Virginia Tech t-shirt.

    Frustrated Asians are very dangerous.

  18. bvgatti says:

    ok off my lazy ass…

    http://qkme.me/3wts

  19. A.B. Dada says:

    “You’re always glued to your phone when you’re with me, my love.”

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wty/

    • Anonymous says:

      Yeah, well, fuck civilization, morals and anything but being a destructive animal, you know.

    • My Name Is Jim says:

      So to summarize her article, women are primed to take the alpha seed, get preggers, and then stick the bills to the beta who loves her. Yawn, we knew that.

  20. Maciano says:

    I vote for Raliv: true and funny

    My take: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wv9/

  21. askjoe says:

    OMG, Maciano FTW @ 6:05!

  22. Maciano says:

    Another one, this shit is too funny: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wxw/

  23. sharp says:

    An obvious one:

    http://qkme.me/3wye

  24. J-Hole says:

    Ohhhh…so suddenly addicted to memes…target number one…

    …SCUMBAG GIRL –> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wyy/

  25. guy says:

    I look like that guy 🙁

  26. Anon says:

    I am that guy. This shit is not cool.

  27. Commander Shepard says:

    Off topic but have any of you seen this? CR’s worldview is spreading to HuffingtonPost. of all places. The times are changing.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/vicki-larson/picking-the-wrong-mate_b_873044.html

  28. PA says:

    Beautiful song from ‘The Tree of Life’: [Tweet]

    If you liked that Zbigniew Preisner composition, you may also like this. Preisner/Kieslowski collaborations are worth taking a look at.

  29. William Hung says:

    My major is civil engineering, but I wanna make rioting my living!

  30. Paladin says:

    Strange how there is no link to the main meme gallery, and it doesn’t show up in the meme list either? Anyone found the main link?

    In the meantime, here’s mine:
    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wqt/

  31. VG says:

    Where’s the main page for this meme? Some of these are hilarious!

  32. VG says:

    When black guys riot, it’s just one column in a newspaper. When Asian guys riot, it’s a meme.

  33. M says:

    This isn’t funny: it’s racist.

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

  34. j-style says:

    THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!

  35. ASPIRANT says:

    I’m not someone for sour grapes or anything, but it’s always annoying and slightly cringe-worthy when people who aren’t really that creative try to be.

    I guess I’m spoiled by the goons.

  36. john says:

    Allow me to add my “lovin’ spoonful” of humor: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xrd/

  37. john says:

    Shit! i see somebody else was going in the sam direction ,so lemme try this: http://www.quickmem.com/mem/3xro/

  38. Gorbachev says:

    Some white guy took my woman.

  39. The LP 999 says:

    Hilarious!

  40. serge says:

    http://i.imgur.com/1Nn33.png
    example of aloof alpha causing hamster spinning ftw

  41. Actually, haven’t seen this yet: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xwh/

    I think I win.

  42. Deutsch says:

    ITT: The Chateau fails to grasp the basic law of memes: meme-forcing threads should never contain the word “meme”.

    [Editor: mybad.*

    metameme!]

  43. davey says:

    You mad bro?

  44. Killer Instinct says:

    This skinny kid would get his ass kicked in the hood. I’m tired of these SWPLs and their counterparts trying to feign toughness. Toughness is the earned mark of a hard life, and these idiots deserve nothing less than utter mockery.

  45. Gramps says:

    Ahem…

    Getting back on a more important topic. The nature of women.

    Follow this link below. Article on divorce for the upper middle class woman. For the reflective mind, there is a lot of important information.

    Note firstly it is in the Fashion and Style section. What the h*ll? Breaking up a family in the style section?

    Note the total lack of male voices. All about women and their endless needs. No mention of males doing wrong. No mention of male needs. They do mention female infidelity. The women are complaining that there is more shame now, in the upper middle class, to divorcing. Imagine. Getting shunned for cheating on your husband and destroying your family. Imagine being held accountable for your actions!!! That’s for men! Note too how divorce is infectious among woman.

    Nothing in this article contradicts any of the most “misogynist”, aka, realistic, depictions of married female behavior on this blog site.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/19/fashion/how-divorce-lost-its-cachet.html?_r=1&hpw

    Getting laid: Good.
    Getting married: Bad

    • Anonymous says:

      Finally realizing that divorce is a bad thing, eh? I wish my ex-wife had had that sink in (or, at least, read this article) before deciding “I want someone who’s happy all the time” like we all should normally be manic or come with Prozac.

  46. Gramps says:

    Oh. About making fun of angry Asians. Not a good idea.

    They are the most violent gangs in the country (USA), I believe. At least on the West Coast, or so I have read. Those guys are serious bad assess.

  47. Killer Instinct says:

    Gramps, I think you might need a bit of reeducation on American gangs. The worst gang in America and based largely out of Southern California is M13, a Hispanic group that was originally formed by fugitives from El Salvador. Follow this up with the infamous Crips and Bloods, and perhaps the most violet of all gangs, the Aryan Brotherhood, which is masterminded behind the bars our maximum security prisons.

    Now, as we move into Japan and parts of urban China, the underground mafias that operate are quite scary–wealthy off of drug trade money and violent as all hell. Asians in North America are, however, another matter completely. The vast majority are very wealthy, and would fit nicely into SWPL category. They populate academia, science, engineering and even journalism–but they are far from tough. Most live in very sheltered conditions, confined in the bubbles of academics and economic gain. This is all fine and good, and there is no need to have a problem with it. But to pose as a hard rioter? To pose as man who has been molded the harshness of poverty and violence? It deserves scorn and mockery.

  48. PA says:

    Put this dorky kid in a Korean army uniform (either ROK or DPRK) and suddenly he’s pretty fucking scary.

  49. Cadnerd says:

    PA, you mean that PLA are just fluffy puppies? I dunno, Vietnamese seem to think so, but I suspect a bit of bravado, though they did beat their hide once or twice.

  50. Anonymous says:

    I am beta, hear me roar!

  51. davey says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369743/Gurkha-fought-Taliban-awarded-Gallantry-Cross.html

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1296136/As-Gurkha-disciplined-beheading-Taliban-Thank-God-side.html

    why you hating for? always got more respect for asians than niggers, no matter how tough or ghetto you think they are. They not doing shit cept killing eachother, acting tough and selling poor quality drugs. Basically doing everything thats rapped about, but poorly.

  52. Joe T. says:

    Can we please have a post about SlutWalks? Why is it that in all the video and pictures of all these protests around the world, I haven’t noticed one woman attractive enough for me to even remotely want to fuck? Is there a connection between lesbians and the “Slutwalk” movement that they aren’t telling us about? Why are most of these chicks, at least in English-speaking countries, chunky cunts with orange and blue spikey hair? I thought sluts were girls who at least tried to be hot to the opposite sex.

  53. Londoner says:

    Completely off-topic – sorry – but look at this repellent Facebook “group”:

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150663638340327&set=a.10150286422030327.507728.535995326&type=1&theater#!/anjani.fanclub

    Sums up many things, IMO.

  54. Lovekraft says:

    Still wondering why, when i went to quickmeme, I can’t find all these entries? Did that dude hack the site?

    even under search “rioter” there only shows around three of them.

    Any reason?

  55. Anonymous says:

    Someone had to do it…
    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3z9j/

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