Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on May 30th, 2013
Apparently, the discouragement needs more voltage. realmatt (who is likely a troll nicking another commenter’s handle) comments in response to an earnest lad asking for a little help on cold approaching girls at college: You can fake it till you make it until the cows come home but if you’re a big fat Nothing at … Read more
Posted in Beta, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on May 30th, 2013
I’m a stay-at-home dad to twin 4-year-old girls who are already smarter than me, and my wife is a brilliant doctor who kicks ass and saves lives every day. From an article by a nominal man who feebly spurts many words onto Slate’s page describing how much his penis scares him. Congratulations, Mr. Andy Takes-It-In-The-Hinds, … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Biomechanics is God, Marriage Is For Chumps on May 29th, 2013
Some religious organizations have long argued that widespread contraception use leads to higher divorce rates because severing the connection between sex and procreation also severs the emotional connection between spouses. The duty one feels to one’s spouse is weakened when the primal bonds of sex and the consequences which normally follow in the state of … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, The Id Monster on May 23rd, 2013
Which of the three photos in this series of the same man taken at different times in his life strikes you as the face of a hard alpha? A soft beta? A man who has checked out? How about the man in this series? And, finally, what about this man? Make your guesses, then go … Read more
Posted in Beta, Pretty Lies on May 6th, 2013
Drive-by hater “k8″ whiningly demurs: Has it ever occurred to you, that this “game theory” stuff is just another way of appeasing women? Has it ever occurred to you that make-up is just another way women appease men? Has it ever occurred to you that men must make more conspicuous up-front effort to attract women … Read more
Posted in Beta, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on May 2nd, 2013
Behold your modern White man of the West. Honored descendant of great warriors: …brilliant thinkers: … and sturdy yeomen: Fatter, wimpier, more pathetic. Bequeathed a noble heritage that perhaps surpasses every other culture’s heritage come before or since, the modern Western White man disgraces his forebears in all manner, by every measure. His disgrace and capitulation … Read more
Posted in Beta, Hitting The Wall, Hope and Change, Love, Reader Mailbag, Ugly Truths on Apr 30th, 2013
A reader with an urgent family emergency has turned to the Chateau for help. I have been reading your site for many years now and thank you for all of the wisdom you have shared. Your blog has improved my life in many ways, and I humbly ask your advice now to convince my brother … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Current Events, Love, Marriage Is For Chumps on Apr 24th, 2013
So Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the older Muslim Boston bomber brother, had a loving white American wife of WASPy lineage who donned his approved Islamic head coverage and bore him his hell-spawnage. Some have asked, where was Katherine Russell’s father during her descent into badboy servitude? If the photo of the dad after news of Tamerlan’s death … Read more
Sitting near me, facing away, was a frumpily dressed woman. To her side stood her boyfriend (or husband, couldn’t see the hands for ring verification), who was carrying two backpacks in one arm and had his other arm resting on his woman’s shoulders. He leaned over and kissed the top of her head. A minute … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Apr 9th, 2013
VS. Barack Obama apologizes for calling Kamala Harris ‘best-looking attorney general’ U.S. President Barack Obama has apologized to California Attorney General Kamala Harris for causing a stir when he called her “the best-looking attorney general” at a Democratic fundraiser this week. Yeah, yeah, Putin dispatches enemies abroad with polonium-tipped umbrellas, and you’d probably not want … Read more
