Posted in Culture, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Feb 13th, 2008
In the last post discussing the Japanese embrace of all things A.I., one of the commenters mentioned that Japan’s ratio of engineers to lawyers is 10 to 1, while the U.S.’s ratio is the reverse: 1 to 10. Because I have a special contempt for most lawyer chicks which impels me to fuck them hard, […]
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Posted in Culture, Globalization, Tool Time on Feb 12th, 2008
I went to a Japanese cultural exhibit at the Kennedy Center. The crowd pleasing favorites were the robots. This guy rolls around answering questions in a chipper voice and shaking hands: He’d make a great politician if his answers were a little more vague. This robot, made by Toyota, plays the trumpet using a complicated […]
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Role playing is an effective method for bonding with girls. I like to role play with my dates, whether it’s preplanned or spontaneous. The act of assuming different personas and creating impromptu storylines seems to strike at a very primal core in women, making them giggle and light up with waves of pleasure. It’s like […]
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Posted in Culture, Current Events, Tool Time on Jan 16th, 2008
9:12PM – is it me or does no one speak grammatical english anymore? sometimes i have to remind myself how overflowing with the bounty of stupidity most of humanity is. 9:14PM – girl in pink dress looks 10 years older than her age. plunging neckline ineffective on such a small bosom. next! 9:16PM – interesting […]
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Posted in Beta, Tool Time on Jan 8th, 2008
If you are a pussywhipped beta whose girlfriend will get tired of having you as a girlfriend… if you stop mid-wipe after taking a shit to do her bidding… if your balls climb up into your chest cavity every time she chews you out… if the thought of her being displeased with you gives you […]
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I had this friend who was a money-chasing alpha in the financial sector. He kept a framed crisp dollar bill and a magazine photo of a random hot blonde hung side by side on the wall in his room. If you asked him why, he’d say, pointing to the girl and then the dollar, ”She’s […]
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Posted in Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Dec 14th, 2007
Why do some men use the toilet to piss, splashing droplets of urine all over the seat, when there are two perfectly good, AVAILABLE, urinals nearby? You suck, toilet pissers.
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Posted in Culture, Current Events, Tool Time on Dec 10th, 2007
The English woman who was jailed in Sudan for letting a kid in her class name a teddy bear Muhammed is profusely apologizing for causing offense to fundamentalist freaks: I was very upset to think that I may have caused offence to people – very, very upset about it. I’m just an ordinary middle-aged primary […]
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Posted in Game, Misandry, Tool Time on Nov 22nd, 2007
A commenter by the name of dizzy (judging by the spittle she sounds like a maladjusted feminist battleaxe with a neurotic fear of masculine desire) attempted to downplay the effectiveness of game in response to this post . The guys who wrote the “game” books capitalized on an early information disparity. But the market has […]
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Posted in Beta, Guy Rules, Tool Time on Nov 6th, 2007
I have this old friend who used to be a guy’s guy. Loved guy stuff , did guy things, and nurtured fierce loyalty to his guy clan of close buddies. He was a ferocious looking beast with a barrel chest as deep as it was wide who could hip check and shoulder blast his way […]
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