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A girl invited me to a party over the weekend. She said the crowd would be mixed with some gay guys and trannies in attendance. Her social scene is alternative so I know what to expect when I hang out with her. I called Zeets and told him I was going to this party. He […]

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Bartender Hush Money

I have two or three favorite bars/lounges I like to take dates. I’d prefer to be more creative but logistics are just as important as venue atmosphere, so I always wind up asking girls to meet me at the same few bars. I live in an area densely packed with nightlife locations so it’s easy […]

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In the quest to uncover any hidden patterns in my dating experiences that might help me streamline operations, I’ve done a back of the cocktail napkin calculation of the total number of girls I’ve dated that led to intimate relations, assorted by which days I first met those girls. I wanted to see if some […]

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Girlfriend or Fling?

It’s been a while since the last scientifically sound assessment . I like analyzing groups because the interplay between everyone helps me decide which girl would be open for a same night lay and which one would be worth toughing out a few dates with before sexing. The far left girl is clearly a fling. […]

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Going Car-less

My experiences with the DMV aka double jeopardy tax collection agency, the greatest racket in the history of mankind auto mechanic, and owning a car in a city where your length of residence can be read, like tree rings, by the number of dents and broken sideview mirrors it has, leads me to seriously contemplate […]

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Window Stories

When I was a teenager, I kept in shape running along the boulevard-wide streets of my placid suburban neighborhood. Unlike my runs around the city, I never had to look over my shoulder to make sure a car or bike messenger wouldn’t careen into me. A car drove by once every half hour, tops. There […]

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City streets to drive are harrowing frustration mounts all red lights no room to spare lanes are narrowing oh fuck there’s a biker in my sights he’s on the street obeying the law no bikes on sidewalks where people roam but this potholed lane can’t fit us all i hit the brakes he ain’t armstrong […]

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I shared space (acreage) on the elevator today with a woman pushing 300 pounds. One of the VPs, a portly middle-aged man with strong body language, got on with us. She exchanged a pleasantry with him and he briefly acknowledged her with a head nod. She began telling him a story about her weekend when […]

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Date 2 Location Reviews

First dates should almost always be simple affairs over drinks or tea. No dinners, no nights out on the town, no extravagant expenditures. You want to keep expectations at bay and create a comfortable zone of unzipped-lipped, nimble-tongued, playful jive. The two of you are reading each other like schematics to the bank vault and […]

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in eight fab steps. Identify your target demographic. 2. Dress the part. 3. Frequent your designated list of certified hip venues. Do not commit social hara-kari by showing up to the same place twice in one week. 4. Take pics of yourself having fun in certified hip venues. Hold camera steady at arm’s length or […]

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