City streets to drive are harrowing
frustration mounts all red lights
no room to spare lanes are narrowing
oh fuck there’s a biker in my sights
he’s on the street obeying the law
no bikes on sidewalks where people roam
but this potholed lane can’t fit us all
i hit the brakes he ain’t armstrong
cars to the left of me biker to the right
i want to smash his sweaty face in with all my might
no room to maneuver there i stare
at this fat fuck’s plumbers crack in spandexwear
i’m late for work driving slower than idle
my sanity will suffer in a short while
this sidewalk policy is dumb and dumber
bike nerd needs to get off the road before i run him under
finally an opening to get around!
it’s a tight squeeze his ass is profound
i hit the gas and pass unopposed
then spew my carbon footprint right up his nose.
“…it’s a tight squeeze his ass is profound…”
Wait, WTF???
Did you by any chance write this at work?
gatsby – yeah i snuck that in there to see if the class was awake.
Love when the Bike nerds curse at drivers busily talking on their cellphones!
Bicycles probably go faster than cars during Rush Hour. I can maintain 25 MPH when it’s not too bad.
whatever, he’s on point, these bicyclists give me a fuckin heart attack, they should knock it off…
It was bicyclists that originally got roads paved. So cut us a little slack. Plus riding a non carbon fiber road bike on the sidewalk feels like someone is jackhammering your balls.
Why I paid 2k for a carbon fiber road bike instead of a used car.
Give me an old cool bicycle, and I’ll ride around the city for days.
oh my god, your syllables are awful