Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life on Dec 2nd, 2007
Ugly people canoodling in public. It’s not cute. It’s not charming. It doesn’t make people go “aww” to themselves. Please, kindly take your ugly nuzzling to the privacy of your homes and draw the shades. Think of the beautiful people’s feelings.
Posted in Foreign Girls, Game, The Big City Life on Nov 26th, 2007
I hit a new club recently with a guy who runs a pickup workshop as a second job. As soon as we entered I knew I had found paradise — the whole place was filled with East European babes. I didn’t even need to see their round, high-cheekboned faces and pouty lips up close to know where they … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life on Nov 19th, 2007
A girl invited me to a party over the weekend. She said the crowd would be mixed with some gay guys and trannies in attendance. Her social scene is alternative so I know what to expect when I hang out with her. I called Zeets and told him I was going to this party. He … Read more
Posted in Dating, Rules of Manhood, The Big City Life on Oct 17th, 2007
I have two or three favorite bars/lounges I like to take dates. I’d prefer to be more creative but logistics are just as important as venue atmosphere, so I always wind up asking girls to meet me at the same few bars. I live in an area densely packed with nightlife locations so it’s easy to arrange dates within … Read more
Posted in Dating, Self-aggrandizement, The Big City Life on Sep 25th, 2007
In the quest to uncover any hidden patterns in my dating experiences that might help me streamline operations, I’ve done a back of the cocktail napkin calculation of the total number of girls I’ve dated that led to intimate relations, assorted by which days I first met those girls. I wanted to see if some days were better for meeting a slutty sexually … Read more
Posted in Girls, The Big City Life on Sep 14th, 2007
It’s been a while since the last scientifically sound assessment. I like analyzing groups because the interplay between everyone helps me decide which girl would be open for a same night lay and which one would be worth toughing out a few dates with before sexing. The far left girl is clearly a fling. Everything about … Read more
Posted in The Big City Life on Aug 24th, 2007
My experiences with the DMV aka double jeopardy tax collection agency, the greatest racket in the history of mankind auto mechanic, and owning a car in a city where your length of residence can be read, like tree rings, by the number of dents and broken sideview mirrors it has, leads me to seriously contemplate … Read more
Posted in Escape, The Big City Life, Ugly Truths on Aug 8th, 2007
When I was a teenager, I kept in shape running along the boulevard-wide streets of my placid suburban neighborhood. Unlike my runs around the city, I never had to look over my shoulder to make sure a car or bike messenger wouldn’t careen into me. A car drove by once every half hour, tops. There is nothing like … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Jul 27th, 2007
City streets to drive are harrowing frustration mounts all red lights no room to spare lanes are narrowing oh fuck there’s a biker in my sights he’s on the street obeying the law no bikes on sidewalks where people roam but this potholed lane can’t fit us all i hit the brakes he ain’t armstrong … Read more
Posted in Culture, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Big City Life on Jul 26th, 2007
I shared space (acreage) on the elevator today with a woman pushing 300 pounds. One of the VPs, a portly middle-aged man with strong body language, got on with us. She exchanged a pleasantry with him and he briefly acknowledged her with a head nod. She began telling him a story about her weekend when the elevator … Read more
