Posted in Dating, The Big City Life on Dec 8th, 2008
More wisdom from the dating trenches of this city full of glorious yuppie headcases. Zeets: So we’re talking on the phone a bit, things are going well, and I ask if she’s free. She says “I’m busy every day this week, but next week works.” Immediately, I lose all interest in her. I tell her […]
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Posted in Dating, Girls, The Big City Life on Nov 24th, 2008
Time for another colonoscopic glimpse into the fetid bowels of the urban dating scene. This city provides enough material for a book. Zeets : I had a second date with that cute 25 year old chick I was telling you about. Me: Yeah? How’d this one go? Zeets: After we warmed up a bit, she […]
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Posted in Dating, Girls, The Big City Life on Nov 4th, 2008
Zeets: Hey man, I just got this email from the chick I had a date with last night. Check it out. Hello. Just a quick e-mail to tell you sorry, but I’m just not interested. Thank you for that show of immaturity in my car yesterday, it solidified my decision. I wish you the best […]
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LXXXXXX XXXX Fri 10pm – m4m (staircase to sidewalk) Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-10-11, 9:16AM EDT you walked down to the sidewalk from the west bldg, made eye contact, then went back inside your bldg….second staircase. you had a hat on and i was dog walking. I got excited until I noticed it was from […]
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A while back, I was sitting in my favorite bar savoring a delicious bison burger and a beer which I imagined was the best beer in the world because it had a long German name. It was a slow Sunday afternoon and the bar was nearly empty. Across the bar, about fifteen feet away, a […]
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What do you do when a girl you are gaming brings up the subject of politics? Politics and religion are conversational buzzkills, no doubt, but sometimes when a girl is getting to know you she’ll be curious where you stand on political and religious matters. Usually, these are weird, emotionally unbalanced, nerdy girls who think […]
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Dear beloved Chi Cha this ode is for you if your lounge was music it would be a Bachian fugue many a lady whore have i lured to the glow of your blood red boudoir appletini-stained sofas hookah smoke swirled above us drinks that hurt my bank account greasy doorman checks us out through it […]
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This short video was shot at a local German restaurant specializing in a delicious variety of sausages. The woman playing the piano struck me as incredibly ugly. Later, I discovered she was blind when a small child walked up and requested a song — she didn’t look at him but only cocked her ear in […]
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Black Cat Unless you’re a member in good standing with one of the three main cliques that call this dump home, forget about it. Insular, pretentious, haughty little fucks that are the mirror image of the douchey Late Night Shots crowd act as the designated in-group gatekeepers. Watch out for androgynous betaboys knocking over drinks […]
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Zeets on game: Me: [while helping him set up a new TV I belch loudly] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCHHHH. Zeets: Was that a neg? [imitating me approaching some girls] Hi, I’m… BEEEELLLLCHHH… haha hey girls that was a neg! You like me now! Zeets on long distance cockblocking: Me: So there’s this girl who lives in another country […]
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