Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Physiognomy is Real, Sluts, The Id Monster on Dec 10th, 2018
Ralph Stanley walks away with this week’s COTW: These “social trend” clickbait articles love to pretend they are somehow “shedding light” on some unknown truth about female sexuality — as if the muslim world hadn’t been covering up their women for hundreds of years. For chrissakes, they literally force their women to wear blankets (with … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Goodbye America, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry, Sluts on Nov 30th, 2018
You’ve gotta get a load of this slore. She’s taken enough loads, it’s time for her to give one back. Wear a biohazard suit. An inquisitive sleuth [name redacted] provides the backstory: A 3 year old son by one man, currently pregnant by another man, and she still manages to rope in some poor sick … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Love, Sluts on Nov 26th, 2018
And you think if you save a ho, you could make them stop, don’t you? You think if a ho loves you, you won’t fap alone in the dark ever again to that awful shrieking of the thots. An old Swiss woman shows soyboys how to properly patrol the thots. Reminder that you’re never to … Read more
Posted in Foreign Girls, Globalization, Sluts on Nov 21st, 2018
A reader had passed along a quick story about his time with a Ukrainian chick, and it was too funny to keep buried in the Chateau vault. This is a Ukrainian girl who had a notch count of 1 when she left Kiev and she stayed in San Francisco over the summer and fucked 13 … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Sluts on Nov 7th, 2018
From Ralph Stanley, Hey Ariana, I re-wrote the lyrics for you! One taught me herpes One HPV And one taught me pain Now, whenever I pee I’ve loved and I’ve lost More than a hymen It hurts when I pee So, look what I’ve caught Look what you taught me Crabs, gonorrhea Syphilis too Chlamydia … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Love, Science Validates Game, Sluts, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Oct 24th, 2018
Study: People with fewer sex partners report happier marriages The Shitlantic is just now getting around to reporting on a subject which was discussed extensively years ago on this very ‘umble blog. Yes, Virginia, sluts really do make bad wives. Sluts are unhappier in marriages, which makes them higher infidelity (and cuckoldry) risks. If you … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Sluts, The Fuggernaut, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Oct 4th, 2018
Some commenters said the photo I had linked here wasn’t of CBF, so I deleted it. The points made in this post remain in tact, though, because they are universal and separate from any specific case. I changed the post title to reflect this change as well, that this is a post about sex, lies, … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Pretty Lies, Sluts, The Id Monster on Sep 20th, 2018
Christine Blasey Ford said she “would be prepared to testify next week,” so long as senators offer “terms that are fair and which ensure her safety.” – New York Times “terms that are fair and which ensure her safety” = she gets to freely slander a good man, no questions asked. Please clap. A reader … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Sluts, The Id Monster, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Aug 31st, 2018
The Chateau is no longer an outpost in a dark world. The dark world is an outpost of the Chateau. File under: Ladies, if you act like a slut, you’ll be treated like a slut. Subcategory: Liberal women, rape fantasies, and the PoundMeToo SMV signaling hysteria: A Theory of Femme. Via Steverino: Why Are Liberal … Read more
Posted in Attention Whore of the Month, Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Hitting The Wall, Pretty Lies, Sluts, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jun 6th, 2018
Julia Allison is a media whore, “relationship” blogger, reality TV participant, and poz pusher for esteemed clam mags like Cosmo. In other words, civilization’s late stage dead weight. At age 37, single and childless, she had a gratuitously delayed revelation. Overcome with the emptiness of her life and womb, seized by the unfamiliar sting of … Read more
