From Ralph Stanley,
Hey Ariana, I re-wrote the lyrics for you!
One taught me herpes
One HPV
And one taught me pain
Now, whenever I peeI’ve loved and I’ve lost
More than a hymen
It hurts when I pee
So, look what I’ve caughtLook what you taught me
Crabs, gonorrhea
Syphilis too
Chlamydia gave me
A thick yellow goo
And for that, I say
Thank you, nextForget a baby
HIV maybe
A daddy complex
Thank you, next
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