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From Ralph Stanley,

Hey Ariana, I re-wrote the lyrics for you!

One taught me herpes
One HPV
And one taught me pain
Now, whenever I pee

I’ve loved and I’ve lost
More than a hymen
It hurts when I pee
So, look what I’ve caught

Look what you taught me
Crabs, gonorrhea
Syphilis too
Chlamydia gave me
A thick yellow goo
And for that, I say
Thank you, next

Forget a baby
HIV maybe
A daddy complex
Thank you, next

[crypto-donation-box]

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