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Category Archive for 'Self-aggrandizement'

Settling

settle verb – to wake up one day and realize you are not god’s gift to the opposite sex It’s funny how this became a dirty word when everyone except the thinnest slice at the top of the human status heap does it. It’s like calling breathing a dirty word and refusing to acknowledge that […]

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You should have listened to what mama said And walked away with someone else instead You should have listened to what grandma said And married someone more like Fred You should have listened to your inner voice While you had time and still a choice You should have reached for the emergency brake Before it […]

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There is no doubt the obesity epidemic in the U.S. tilts the dating playing field in favor of those women who manage to keep their figures. The growing bloat of half the female population guarantees that slender women are more in demand than ever, and I believe this is a major contributing factor to the […]

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That’s what my mother told me over the phone yesterday in so many words. Mom: Why aren’t you settled down yet? Me: Just lucky, I guess? Mom: Don’t be a wiseguy. You’re dating these young girls during their prime years and not marrying them. Poor things. Me: I can’t believe my own mother isn’t on […]

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There are many factors that contribute to a woman believing the world should fall in her lap (for example, being an American), but none are as important as how she perceives her looks compared to other women. I’ve found that the prettier a girl is, the more she feels entitled to special treatment and unearned […]

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This article about looking for love at an Obama political rally made me laugh. ”You are likely to have similar political views, and those often cross into other things that aren’t politically affiliated,” says Colleen Kluttz, a 29-year-old TV producer who’s hitting the event tonight if work allows. I suppose it makes intuitive sense to […]

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In the quest to uncover any hidden patterns in my dating experiences that might help me streamline operations, I’ve done a back of the cocktail napkin calculation of the total number of girls I’ve dated that led to intimate relations, assorted by which days I first met those girls. I wanted to see if some […]

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A Business Idea

I have to hand it to the women who started this website where jilted girlfriends send in photos and rap sheets of their alpha male badboy ex-boyfriends as a warning to other women. It’s a pretty good concept, though judging by the limited database of cads the site has amassed and the immense number of […]

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Female Rapists

Reading about these horror stories left a bad taste in my mouth: Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him. “My little boy was there, he was up at bat, […]

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Forget flying cars and interstellar travel, the next big thing to radically transform society will be sexbots. Japanese girlfriend substitutes , lifelike dolls , porn saturation … all signs are pointing toward a technological coalescence of immense implications for relations between the sexes. It’s a horny new world on the horizon of men having sex […]

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