Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Game, Marriage Is For Chumps on Nov 14th, 2008
I had a friend who used to wear a cheapo gold plated ring whenever he was out in a public place where there might be hot chicks, even though he wasn’t married. I asked him why. He beamed with pride as he said “The looks I get from girls quadruples when I wear this. It’s like … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps on Nov 12th, 2008
If you insist on ignoring the plain facts of day and all the advice I give here, and act against your self-interest by getting married, you should at least take care to avoid investing in any product that carries a high risk of MASSIVELY depreciating after the first bite of wedding cake. You don’t want to be left … Read more
Posted in Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps, Tool Time on Aug 11th, 2008
Like a swarm of locusts or a flock of shitting geese, the bachelorette party is the most loathsome sight in the club. When I see them stumble into my favorite bar holding hands like a train of circus elephants I don’t think “Oh, here comes fun!”, I think “If they ask for my underwear I’m … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Marriage Is For Chumps, Maxims, Misandry, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jul 23rd, 2008
Chateau Maxim #3: In the state of nature, men are expendable. I want you to keep in mind the above law as you read my brief take on F. Roger Devlin’s outstanding (and MSM blacked out) essays on gender dynamics and the sexual revolution. The truth of that law is the explanation for everything you see around you today. … Read more
Posted in Culture, Globalization, Marriage Is For Chumps, Status Is King on Jun 10th, 2008
As I’ve said before, marriage as it is currently constituted is the worst deal imaginable for men: You give up on all other women forevermore only to run a better than 50% risk that the aging pussy you’re stuck with will walk off with half your money and the house on nothing more than her … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Marriage Is For Chumps on May 7th, 2008
One of the telltale signs of the escalating emasculation of mainstream American culture has been the trend of wives keeping their maiden names, either in whole or in ridiculous hyphenation. And then selfishly passing on this matronymic abomination to their children. Men relinquish so much autonomy and prerogative to pursue their natural male desires when they get married … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Marriage Is For Chumps, Relationships, Ugly Truths on May 1st, 2008
The longer a woman is in a relationship, the less often she wants sex. A woman’s sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research. Researchers from Germany found that four years into a relationship, less than half of 30-year-old women wanted regular sex. Conversely, the team found a … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps on Apr 9th, 2008
This is a public service announcement. End alimony and no-fault divorce. If women were forced to deal with the financial consequences of failed marriages with high risk cads they would be more discerning about choosing provider betas for husbands. If women did not have the option to unilaterally walk away from a marriage no questions … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Escape, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry on Jan 14th, 2008
This article lays out pretty thoroughly just what a raw deal marriage is for men. Divorce is twice as likely to catch husbands by surprise as it is wives. In a 2004 poll by the AARP, one in four men who were divorces in the previous year said they “never saw it coming.” (Only 14 … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps, Relationships, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Oct 26th, 2007
Anyone who has heard the complaints of married men about their wives’ letting it all go to pot after the first bite of the wedding cake would not be surprised by this study. As if there wasn’t already enough to argue against the raw deal for men that is modern marriage, we now have slovenly fatness to toss into … Read more
