Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Pleasure Principle on Jun 15th, 2017
It’s true for most non-r-selected men that female thinness trumps everything else about women’s attractiveness. As a consequence, fat chicks get nosex, nogsex, or dregsex. Them’s the breaks for the bulbous brigade. It’s also more or less true that as a man’s sexual market options, real or perceived, shrink, his standards loosen to accommodate girls … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hamster of the Month Contest, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Jun 7th, 2017
File under: Too funny No further shivving, yer honor.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Jun 5th, 2017
Women prefer to lay with taller men, generally. There is a visual dominance aspect to this preference that synchronizes with the female craving for men who are socially and psychologically dominating. In short (heh), women like the feeling they get when they literally and figuratively have to look up to men. Less remarked upon is … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on May 27th, 2017
It’s generally a good idea to avoid those with indiscriminate tastes and passions. The wind blows them whither, and the buffet table bloats them thither. AKA NO FAT CHICKS.
Posted in Comment Winners, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Pleasure Principle on May 23rd, 2017
Comment of the Week winner is Pill, with this compare and contrast of sex with a tightbody waifu and sex with a fatbody average american woman. In my limited experience. My first bang was a chubby girl. Great curves, tits, hips. But she just had too much weight. And a belly at times almost looked … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Girls, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on May 15th, 2017
A thought occurred to me while noticing a boy-hipped, broad-shouldered manjaw crank out a 10-rep set of man-pushups at the gym without breaking a sweat. She wasn’t half-bad in the facial area, and her body, despite its cylindricality, was thin and taut. Her lunge-carved ass broke the straight line of her figure, supplying just enough … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos on Mar 6th, 2017
Did everybody have lunch? Good, because you’re about to have it again! Behold (with a wide-angle lens), a primer on how to have fat sex. You’re about to enter (at orbital velocity) a world of fatties describing their sex lives and the necessary…adjustments….they must make to accommodate their morbid obesity to nature’s most instinctive act. … Read more
Posted in Beta, Globalization, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Feb 17th, 2017
This story comes by way of The Sun, a Brit tabloid, so take it with a flat of salt, but if it’s accurate reporting then the Chateau doesn’t hesitate to claim that you are about to read the tawdry details of a male who can proudly wear the Cuck of the Century crown (a pink … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Girls, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Self-aggrandizement, Sluts, Ugly Truths on Sep 14th, 2016
The sexual market is the one market to rule them all. That’s a classic Chateau maxim. But reader Daffyduck thinks there may be evidence of a Current Year contradiction of the maxim. My question to the proprietors is this: if the sexual market is the primary market, why do so many women (the vast majority … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Feminist Idiocy, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Pleasure Principle, Tool Time on Jul 23rd, 2015
Twitter twats hired Randi Lee Harper as an “Online Abuse Prevention” schoolmarm, and continue to employ her, despite a mass (heh) of gathering evidence that she is fat, drug-addicted, mentally unhinged, and a disingenuous liar. So why is she still working there? Does she have dirt on Twatter executives? Or is the entire Twatter HR … Read more
