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Skinny Chick Insurance

It’s true for most non-r-selected men that female thinness trumps everything else about women’s attractiveness. As a consequence, fat chicks get nosex, nogsex, or dregsex. Them’s the breaks for the bulbous brigade.

It’s also more or less true that as a man’s sexual market options, real or perceived, shrink, his standards loosen to accommodate girls with “cushion for the pushin’”. (Or so he will try to convince himself.) This means, for example, that older men who haven’t any compensatory attractiveness traits will “unexpectedly” discover the latent fuckability of chubby younger women. (But never the fuckability of chubby older women. Even LSMV men have a floor to their mate criteria.)

If options = instability, then lack of options = floating standards.

So we may conclude that shrinking sexual market options from, say, rapidly advancing age or sudden bankruptcy, contribute to men’s willingness to rut with juvenile manatees. But there’s an additional factor at play here. I have gleaned from random conversations I’ve had over the years with buddies that we all agreed there was a time in our lives — middle school to high school — when we exclusively craved the skinny chicks with 0% conspicuous body fat, and wouldn’t look twice at any sweet sixteen girl who had a touch of mature woman plumpness round the hips ass and thighs. (In Lolita, Humbertx2 called these plumply ripe women older than the age of 12, “cows”.)

Then, as we entered our 20s and as our SMVs were rising, our whoreizons BROADened and the allure of egg-laden, exquisitely curvy, hourglass-shaped feminine women became more apparent than it had before. Note that exquisitely curvy doesn’t mean FAT. It means Gal Gadot. Or a randomly chosen Playboy Playmate of the Month.

I suggest this minor male hindbrain phenomenon is related to the subconscious fear in every man that the woman he eventually chooses to make honest will get fat on his watch. The Fear is mostly relevant when considering those women who are marriage material. It doesn’t factor as urgently in short term flings or one night stands, which is why less-than-super-skinny chicks with future porker potential don’t turn off horny men just looking for fun. However, when a man is seeking a life sex partner (so solly, that’s what the marital dotted line amounts to for men), he will shoot for a younger, skinnier woman safe in the knowledge that she will stay desirably thin and fuckable even if she puts on five or ten pounds over the years.

Commenter Days of Broken Arrows explores the same topic:

“If I’m being honest, though, and obviously I’m biased, I think that the skinniness fetish is more a modern thing promoted by the homo fashion industry…”

DoBA: Some of it is. But some of it is also a form of insurance that helps protect against the woman putting on so much weight after you get married that it seems like you’re with a man. I addressed this in a post that disappeared. But you notice this as you get older.

Too many wives of my old high school friends gained weight and cut off all their hair. They now look like drag queens. They’re so masculinized that you’d never guess what they looked like in college.

While marrying a thin woman doesn’t prevent this happening, it makes it a better bet than exchanging vows with a female who is already porking out.

Like I wrote above, when I was a stripling teenlord I wouldn’t notice any girl who had even an exxxtra half pound of fat on her. It was the slimmest babes who grew my meat flue. As I got older, I still was disgusted by fat chicks, but a pound or two in the right places no longer offended my senses with the same intensity. I think that DoBA’s theory is right, we (White) men are programmed to prefer especially skinny chicks when screening for an LTR girlfriend or wife because it’s insurance against them getting too fat when older.

This theory — Skinny Chick Insurance — is related to the concept of women’s “residual reproductive value” (you down with RRV?), which has been discussed at CH. In sum, men prefer younger-than-prime-fertility women and thinner-than-normal-weight-according-to-the-1950-MetLife-weight-tables women because those women give men access to their total fertility window and to the longest time they are at a sexy skinny weight. If a man invests in a woman, he wants that beauty rolling off the lot brand new and the interior smelling like patent virgin leather.

156 Responses to “Skinny Chick Insurance”

  1. tomjones says:

    I will add this: You get a skinny chick pregnant, she pushes out a baby, she gains some weight during the pregnancy, but she quickly loses that weight. She returns to pre-baby body. She’s likely to become skinny again.

    It’s insurance against them getting too fat after having kids.

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    • mendo says:

      A lady in our office, she’s about mid-30s, maybe older, just had a kid. She’s still got some gut-hang. And, it’s her second kid. I noticed after she pushed out the first kid, her entire wardrobe changed. She wore more black and long shirts to cover up her ass, despite wearing leggins. It once was a nice ass but has since had a mild explosion of the worst kind. In fact, she never lost the gut-hand from the first kid.

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  2. many folks say that eggs are valuable and rare
    and sperm is plentful and cheap
    and thus that
    men are disposable

    this logic
    combined with the feminist movent
    would suggest that
    the entire armed forces
    should be manned “womanned”
    by the army of single womenz
    now approaching
    menopausezlzoozozzlzoozo

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    • tteclod says:

      an excellent idea

      kill two birds with one stone

      better than ‘grandma got ran over by a reindeer’

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    • wolfie65 says:

      There used to be units called ‘forlorn hope’, they were made up of volunteers and were the first into the breach and thus the least likely to survive.

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  3. Nads says:

    If you want to know what they will look like in 25 years, look at mom. Genetics don’t lie.

    Years ago, I dated a solid 9. I told her I knew she was a keeper because her mom looked good. Her parents ended up getting a divorce in the next year and they all moved away. The girl and I broke up but I kept in touch with them all. Her mom later told me she appreciated my comment and she would never forget it. I made a joke the next time she was in town we should get together. Little did I know….

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    • Pauly says:

      This. My mom warned me WRT my HS girlfriend. Fast Forward 20 yrs and she’s in the 200 lb range, worse than her mom was at that age.

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      You’ve probably seen the girl. Thoughts on her mom?

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      • wolfie65 says:

        Adjusted for age, I’d give both about 8.5.

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      • Nads says:

        Not familiar with either. What does the bottom half look like on each one? They both are pretty and I agree with Wolfie – high 8 to 9 for each (adjusted for age).

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  4. Well I don’t hate fat chicks. I would never call a chick fat for any reason. I tend to feel sorry or fat girls. Its often a mental health issue with many of them so maybe the skinny thing is selecting for mental health. Complete guess here.

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    • carlos danger says:

      Fat people eat to conceal emotional pain. Most have fucked up relatives or parents that dick with them mercilessly. They eat to feel better and the fat becomes a protective cocoon which is a downward spiral. I am as you on this subject. Some of the things said here about fat women are exceedingly cruel. The cruelty makes it worse.

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      • tomjones says:

        This is absolutely true. Eaters conceal pain. 90% of fatties have asshole relatives or asshole schoolmates.

        Contrary to popular belief, drinkers are NOT concealing pain. They just like to get drunk. Have fun. Party. Only a minority of drinkers drink to conceal emotional pain.

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    • wolfie65 says:

      There are some f@t girls who could be very pretty if only they had the wherewithal to drop X number of lbs.
      There’s a Mexican lady who sometimes turns up at one of my haunts who was probably at least an 8 20 years, 3 k1ds and 60 lbs. ago.
      It’s sad, kinda like looking at the ruins of ancient Greece or Rome.
      You can still see that this was probably very beautiful when it was actually new, active and full of life….now, it’s just a bunch of broken rocks.

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    • farmlegend says:

      Whatever. I’m all about the fat-shaming, 24/7.

      The obesity epidemic has truly fucked over Joe Average American Dude.. The pool of slender, sane, available women who aren’t part of an alpha harem has shrunk radically in my lifetime.

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  5. wolfie65 says:

    The homo fashion industry doesn’t promote a ‘skinniness fetish’, they promote- for obvious reasons – the tallest chestless hat racks with the most angular features they can find – in other words, the women that most resemble prepubescent boys

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    • zodak says:

      guys who are into fashion models are ghey. they are flat chested & have boy hips.

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      • wolfie65 says:

        Now if we’re talking BIKINI models, that is a whole other story……

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      • tomjones says:

        fashion models are hit and miss. Some are flat chested and boy-hipped. Some are va-va-voom!

        If she has a very beautiful face and feminine nature, I’m willing to overlook her small tits and flattish ass.

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      • tublecane says:

        @tomjones-Fashion models are 99% miss and 1% hit. Even ones with large breasts (for a fashion model), like Cindy Crawford, are otherwise masculine. They count on you not to notice, with all their little tricks. But it’s plain to see if you do your homework.

        Even for those that are attractive enough to not require the “for a model” caveat, none of them are va-va-voom.

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  6. louis sir says:

    Concur. I’m getting older. I find that younger girls gain an allure to them that I wouldn’t appreciate in my mid-20’s. Basically, I’m not chasing chubbies but a bit of youthful fill is still ok. I walk into a store and the young clerkette is nice even if she’s not a pilates instructor.

    Isn’t gal gadot a fucking beanpole? Not exaclty a charlotte mckinney

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    • itsme says:

      i think as we get older we appreciate the young fillies even more than when we were younger because the women our age have lost most of that allure. they’ve been beaten up by life, their skin is no longer smooth and taut, they don’t have estrogen seeping out of their pores, their voices sound more manlike, etc…

      men in their 50’s and 60’s will still stop and stare when a gaggle of high school girls walks by.

      ‘i would not want to meet the 18 year old you’ – said no man to any woman, ever

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      • Craig Willms says:

        Indeed. I am that man in my 50’s married to the same beautiful woman for decades. However, along comes this thing called menopause and the lust goes out the window (hers and mine) and the pounds come flying in. I find myself entranced by young, thin women, but utterly helpless as I am devoted and in love with my wife still. I never used to understand why older men would trade-in their pretty wives for a younger model and buy the Corvette convertible. I do now!!!

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    • mmaier2112 says:

      No joke. Gal Gadot has no chest. She’s not that pretty, either. Wonder Woman should be stunningly beautiful, not simply un-fat.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        I still shake mah haid in wonder when I see Lynda Carter in her heydey. Damn near as perfect a specimen as you’ll find.

        And Wonder Woman ain’t supposed to have no hammer, neither. 😡

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    • nonya says:

      re: gal gadot

      And she’s a choozen 1 to boot!

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  7. mendo says:

    I was always the outlier of our friends when we’d go out. I had more discriminating tastes, but that was only because I didn’t have the energy to talk to uglies or fatties or their hybrid sisters. These men had no shame

    I’d cringe when my buddies would be talking to some fuggos/fatties and I would meander the bar or place until they wanted to leave.

    I knew I had to get some new friends when one friend told me: “sometimes you gotta fuck a fat girl” after I scoffed when he wanted me to glance over at some cow that took residence across the bar from us.

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    • Haven M. says:

      I had a friend who was a natural. His problem was his T was so high, he’d sometimes drag you into hitting a duo of handgrenades if he didn’t land a 10 within the first hour of being at a club. Of course, his relationship material was only 8+ territory (because 9 and 10’s don’t exist*)

      * actually he related that 9’s and 10’s are a pain because they’re all friends with gangsters or are escorts or have male friends who are basically rich and attractive or really rich and have access to good drugs.

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      Not fat chicks (it’s the law!)

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  8. The fat phenomon is very new. Fat women didn’t exist below the age of 40 just 100 years ago.

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    • wolfie65 says:

      The f@t phenomenon didn’t really start to take off until the 1990s.

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      • Oleaginous Outrager says:

        And lard-asses always scream “Rubenesque!”, ignoring millennia of art contrary to their desperate attempt at redefining beauty.

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    • Lord of the Gulf Stream says:

      Not even 100 years. In 1938, this was a circus side show freak, The Fat Lady:

      Don’t know how to post a pic, but just look at that. People used to pay money to see such a thing. I see cows that fat every day now.

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  9. Also, a Lolita reference?

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  10. Lord Sir x says:

    a thin woman with a non obese mother.

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  11. >> It’s true for most non-r-selected men that female thinness trumps everything else about women’s attractiveness.

    Mostly true… the favorite girl in my current rotation is “Ukrainian porn star” thin. Her wrists are about the size of golf balls, and there is a three-finger gap between her smooth thighs.

    True.

    And yet…

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  12. >> It’s also more or less true that as a man’s sexual market options, real or perceived, shrink, his standards loosen to accommodate girls with “cushion for the pushin’”.

    I would actually argue the opposite… that once you have a lot of options, girls of different size/shape are MORE welcome, not less.

    It depends if you see different shapes as a compromise… or as variety.

    The average guy isn’t getting much skirt, so he actually doesn’t know what the various types are like… for HIM. He’s guessing. Once you have more skirt coming thru the model… why not find out. Not a super fatty, nothing gross… but a girl with some weigh… sure.

    if she has a pretty face, shiny/fertile hair, great skin… I’m in. Enthusiastically. No “compromise,” because I’m not comprising.

    Again, K-selector types only get one choice. Better make it count. But R-selected… tasting a young chubby girl doesn’t have the same cost it does for a guy that has to “put a ring on it” before he can molest the cute little thing.

    Like I said… my favorite, it’s true, is rail thin. She is a very hot girl.

    My 2nd favorite is not fat, not even chubby, but soft… her body isn’t anywhere near is “visually pleasing” at the thin girl, but the way she feels, what it’s like to fuck her… probably better. She is magically.

    And that is a great point… “visual gains” are a kind of trap, unless they aren’t. The second girl is more responsive, she’s dirtier, and she’s more durable (I can fuck her harder than I can the skinny one).

    Do you want to look at her, or fuck her? You can optimize to both, for certain… but I’ve fucked enough girls to know that QUALITY of sex isn’t not directly correlated to how she looks.

    “Paper hotties” are not hot at all.

    One last note… I have a young Korean girl in the mix. Made out with her yesterday for the first time. She is “thicker” than 90% of the girls I’ve dated in the last year… and she has me SOOOOO turned on. I am really hoping to have a lay report about her on my blog soon. She is… such a tempting little girl, despite a fuller body. I can’t wait to get her naked.

    But again… she’s not my only choice. So I appreciate the variety.

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    • plumpjack says:

      “once you have a lot of options, girls of different size/shape are MORE welcome, not less.”

      true, because it requires less investment for each one.

      “She is “thicker” than 90% of the girls I’ve dated in the last year… and she has me SOOOOO turned on.”

      I can not overemphasize how important it is for guys looking for an LTR to choose a woman who turns THEM on, regardless of what the sexual market says about her. beauty that everyone can appreciate from afar isn’t necessarily the beauty that makes your dick hard enough to cut diamonds. YOU’RE the one who’s going to be laying there with her, night after night, investing in her, not all the pin-up ping, pointy-elbows judging, SMV e-x-p-e-r-t-s.

      obviously you don’t want to be with a girl who you have to put a bag over her head to take her out in public, but there’s a often a sweet spot between a 6 and 10 where a girl has the exact combination of physical and behavioral attributes to unlock the most secure deposit box inside your seminal vesicle vault.

      if choose that girl where you have that visceral attraction to her it makes the work of maintaining a relationship with her way less burdensome.

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      • plumpjack says:

        *porn-fappin not “pin-up ping”

        wtf

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      • Cracker says:

        another pro comment plumpjack.

        having a girl who can still light you on fire with both looks and personality, even after knowing her for a long while, is the easiest way to ensure a healthy and happy LTR for the long term.

        my lady still gets my juices going full on with a cute little smile or even a simple goodbye peck on the lips. we have as much fun in the bedroom as 10 years ago when we first started out and that carries over into everything else.

        happiness in the bedroom makes for a happier life overall. that’s a fact that can’t be stressed enough.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        happiness in the bedroom makes for a happier life overall. that’s a fact that can’t be stressed enough.

        When a relationship is on the rocks, look in the bedroom… that’s where you’ll find the rocks.

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  13. Days of Broken Arrows says:

    I love the idea that I inspired a post that’s going to send the Jezebel crowd into “rage spirals.” Nothing makes me happier. Wait, actually one thing makes me happier: thigh gaps. LOLZLOLZLOLZ. Thanks for the shout out.

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      The Thigh Gap Fairy brings a gift:

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      • nonya says:

        How the hell did you get a picture of my wife?

        Seriously tho, post 2 of my progeny, that’s her, just with more hip width.

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      • tublecane says:

        That thigh-gap fad is beyond me. It is neither here nor there regarding beauty. It hits the limit of feminine thinness,which is only attractive up to a point. Because women are supposed to have wide thigh circumference than men. Praising a gap between the thighs is like praising a flat chest.

        You may be willing to live with a flat chest in order to trade for thinness, because the woman in question may be feminine enough without full breasts. But flat chests are not attractive in themselves. Neither are narrow thighs.

        Maybe it’s the abstract qualities that capture attention, like the body us a piece of modern art. You enjoy how the negative space suggests the vagina situated above. Again, that is neither here nor there as regards actual feminine beauty.

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  14. Tiberius says:

    Frustrating that such truisms have to be retold so often just to keep back the tide of lies the current cultural climate propaganda machine is trying to inundate us with

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  15. plumpjack says:

    a girl who’s​ prone to a leaner build also has to have the right attitude if she’s going to maintain it. this generally means she follows “the middle path”. ie., doesn’t drink much or smoke, eats a healthy diet, exercises regularly, and is not prone to fanaticism or working out her mental health issues by abusing her body.

    girls who left the gates thin, but are fucked in the head, will crash land somewhere down the road. either they’ll be unable to maintain their thinness as the stress of life wears them down and they develop bad habits, or they’ll go nuts with diet and exercise as they approach the wall and end up looking like an old greyhound, ribs and vertebrae​ sticking out everywhere.

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    • tteclod says:

      “…or they’ll go nuts with diet and exercise as they approach the wall and end up looking like an old greyhound, ribs and vertebrae​ sticking out everywhere.”

      just saw that yesterday on something non-Caucasian (mestizo? – I can’t seem to discern much better than black – white – Asian – other lately)

      she looked like a dead but fleshy skull on an starved body

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  16. “If options = instability, then lack of options = floating standards.”

    Am I reading this wrong? It seems to me that it should read “if options = stability, then lack of options = floating standards”. Floating standards is an example of instability.

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  17. mendo says:

    Li’l Asian, tight puss

    Kekekekek

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  18. tteclod says:

    “…Gal Gadot…”

    I don’t see it.

    Neither do I comprehend Melania.

    What is it with ya’ll and the alien chicks.

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    • Agreed. Gal Gador has the type of face that is pretty now, but will be wierd in 10 years.

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    • Cracker says:

      i agree about gal gadot. she has a nice face and i’m partial to brunettes so she’s fine in that department.

      but that wonder woman costume with the padded bra and hips did her a lot of favors. all other photos of her show she has very little in the way of womanly curves. small tits and small hips do not do it for me.

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    • V. says:

      Might be an older guy thing. My old man (ok, mid 50s) comes up to me and says, “I dunno but… this new Wonder Woman girl looks very young.” He was as surprised as I was to find out Gadot is 6-8 years older than Lynda Carter. (Me, I know she’s a Hebe, but… uh, I prefer brown eyes.)

      I don’t get Melania either — those elbows could cut butter — but I concede she has a classical elegance about her. Grampa Donald did pretty well all things considered.

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    • tublecane says:

      Heterosexual males who find women like Gadot attractive are either judging on a sliding scale (at least she’s not fat, at least she has clear skin, at least she’s prettier than most men, etc.), have had their minds corrupted by homo beauty standards, or are ignorant of what she actually looks like. Because they go to great lengths to hide these women’s features: make-up, costumes, poses, lighting, CGI, etc. Study her from multiple angles, preferably in candid shots, and you’ll see the truth.

      Why they hire these model-types and trick us into thinking they’re Lynda Carter-types instead of just hiring Lynda Carters from the get-go I leave to conspiracy theorists.

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  19. EbolaChan says:

    (((Gal Gadot)))…and she’s a good example of the jewish phenotype, square body with poor waist to hip ratio. Given, she’s a unicorn as far as attractive tribe-members go. I wouldn’t say curvy, tho.

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      I found another (((unicorn))) who could easily pass as having come from the other side of the Mediterranean, Shimrit As:

      It’s going to be so sad to watch her grow older and lose the battle to her tribal heritage.

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      • EbolaChan says:

        Wtf…she escaped the curly hair and the nose! I’ve seen a few ‘okay’ ones irl, but the redpill’s sunk so deep it’s tinted my genetic appraisal. Still would, tho.

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      • Les Saunders, Protestant says:

        There’re a good number of girlz who are reasonable facsimiles of this above specimen in Tel Aviv; tans, slim bodies for lack of eating too much and a generally healthier lifestyle than in North America. They’re either Sephardick, Yemenite, or “indigenous” Jews. The Russian/Ukrainian Jewesses aren’t bad – like Mila Kunis (Odessa Jew), or blondes. The absolute worst are the Amerikkkan Jewesses. Disgusting, inside and out.

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      • wolfie65 says:

        Just like there are hot Black girls and hot Arab girls – between 1-3% of the total population – there are some hot J3w1sh girls – but there’s always something off.
        I recall one Ukrainian-1$r@3li who was HOTHOTHOT from the neck down – Playboy centerfold HOT – but that nose could have chased a troll back under the bridge.
        Another extremely smart one was very classically pretty, if a little flat, could have easily passed for just about any Mediterranean nationality, but her legs were basically matchsticks.

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      • Les Saunders, Protestant says:

        Wolfman, honest question: are you getting laid?

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      • Jaded Jurist says:

        I spent a summer in Tel Aviv, a block from the beach. Can confirm that unexpectedly hot women regularly populate those fine sands. Most of them are playing that paddleboard game (ping pong without the table) with their friends, which allows them to get an all-around tan and to burn calories.

        I once saw a tall chick so hot and tight of body that when she jogged to retrieve the fallen ping pong ball, I could observe no inch of her body jiggling, save for a mammalian gland or two. It’s one of those burned-into-the-retina moments. It may have been the above chick.

        I say all of this fully aware of the JQ and its many legitimate underpinnings. Hot is hot, however.

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  20. hard9bfcp says:

    Before I hit puberty, I noticed only face and t!ts. Suddenly, at age 11, I noticed curvy hips, @ss, and thighs. I was never attracted to skinny bishes after that. I am 100% White European-American.

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    • mendo says:

      Yup, I was the same way in noticing hips. Came at around age 13. Girl in my history class would arch her ass to the back of her seat. I was like, wow, great ass, but what made it great were her hips.

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    • louis sir says:

      FWIW, when I was taking propecia, my fav p0rn star was jenna haze, now more teen tits like H Michaels and W westgate (before her glorious funbags turned into socks filled with wet cheese).

      hormones.

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    • Cracker says:

      same here. a womanly figure is a sign of health and fertility in every race.

      and attraction to feminine womanly women is a sign of masculinity. men who are attracted to women who are not feminine (skinny, muscular, fat, boyish etc.) are almost always lacking in masculinity.

      they are in essence attracted to masculine traits instead of feminine ones. feminine seeks masculine. masculine seeks feminine. that’s how it works and nature will balance things out so there is one of each in each coupling. i like being the masculine one so my girls better be feminine. no ifs ands or buts about that.

      i would probably settle for a skinny girl if the only other option was a fatty but she would by no means be a first choice. i need womanly softness or i’m out.

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  21. Not sure where to put this, but let me give another plug for the Oliver Stone/Putin interviews.

    Bonus: Oliver Stone is getting killed in the press for saying Israel interferes in our elections more than Russia. The actual clip was edited out of his appearance on Colbert. Someone could call for Whites to be murdered and they wouldn’t edit that out; but an obvious and demonstrable fact can’t be allowed to see the light of day.

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  22. Pauly says:

    Question for the crowd. It feels like girls who are currently in the 20-30 age range are getting a lot fewer boob jobs than the 35+ crowd did at the younger age. Is it me, or are there more girls who are ok with A/B cups and focusing on getting a butt instead (no implants, workouts)

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    • mendo says:

      If anything, they’re more focused on getting tattoos.

      But I see where you’re going with this. I can’t say I have noticed this, but with twerking being all the rage for these sheep, it’s probably true.

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    • Cracker says:

      yeah, they are very focused on the butt now

      that’s why they all have such exaggerated back arching in every pic now. check out any fitness ‘model’ pics and it’s all about positioning themselves to look like they have a huge swayback and @ss. once you start noticing it, it gets comical to observe how much they contort themselves to look a certain way.

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    • Les Saunders, Protestant says:

      As far as I can discern, the only girlz getting boobjobs these days are strippers/escorts. Civilians are focused on being slim and doing squats. Big boobs aren’t “cool” any more. Media is pushing giant negro asses like crazy, which partially accounts for the slackened attention on boobs.

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  23. skorzecin150 says:

    Speaking of skinny (ish) gals, it seems Lauren (possible mudshark) Southern is actually one of (((them)))…..

    https://twitter.com/lauren_southern/status/601934068217872385

    Crap I have no idea how to direct link.

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    • Yes, she is Jewish. And change that to “definite” mudshark just like Tomi Lahren.

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      • RecoveringBeta says:

        More of their demoralization propaganda. “Here’s a sexy blonde speaking for the right!…just kidding, she’s ((())) and Fucks black men because whytes aren’t man enough.”

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      • mendo says:

        I don’t think she’s a real blonde either.

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      • WW have already been indoctrinated. They don’t require propaganda at this point. Yes, it is demoralizing that even our tiny percentage of WN women can’t restrain from mudsharking.

        Ask the most 14/88 WW if she would ever mudshark and she’ll give a flirty giggle. I estimate 99% of desirable WW have mudsharked. Fuck WW. They have already sided the enemy.

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      • George Cobb says:

        Lauren Southern isn’t Jewish. The parent tweet was referring to her Danish grandparents and Jews, both of whom fled the Nazis.

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      • Dig deeper. She is a mischling. And in any case – why should I give a fuck what a mudsharking half-Jew woman thinks about anything?

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    • Lauren is one of (((them)))? Mah heart! Mah soul!

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    • Les Saunders, Protestant says:

      She’s an alt light huckster, like Thernovich and McInneth. But if they get normies to vote Trump, then we’ve already made significant progress.

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    • skorzecin150 says:

      I have no idea how twitter works, but the original link is dead.

      This one still works though:

      @willfull19 Jewish people are still recovering from the holocaust, my grandparents escaped the Nazi’s in Denmark & lost everything.

      — Lauren Southern (@Lauren_Southern) May 23, 2015

      And Mendo yes, plenty of pics of her with substantial dark roots. Just like ((them)), wanting desperately to attain the northern european physical perfection that they can never have naturally.

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      • wolfie65 says:

        There’s a YT vid where she talks about being upset about her DNA results, which show her to be Spanish rather than Danish.
        I could have told her she’s not Danish, I know very well what they look like.

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  24. Scoundrel says:

    I want a girl who is slender, and has been that way all of her life.

    You don’t want a girl who has been heavy in the past, even if she’s now slimmed down, because GUARANTEED she will be heavy again some day.

    A girl who is slender and has never been big is the best bet for maintaining her slenderness into the future.

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  25. GB says:

    Interesting stuff about teenage selectivity. I went to HS in the 80’s in a metropolitan suburb with lots of pretty and thin girls. My brother went to a small country HS in the sticks. I’d visit and be disgusted with the quality of girls, literally zeros in comparison. Funny thing is after a couple of days I’d adjust and start considering the prettier ones as acceptable.

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    • Days of Broken Arrows says:

      I went to high school in the 80s too. Back then my friends and I were picky about girls. Unless the guy in question was dating from the top of the heap, we were merciless in our razzing of each other.

      Nowadays I get on Classmates.com and the old yearbooks seem like they’re full of models. The girls are white, thin, clean-looking, and not tattooed. Also, no girls were wearing bedsheets on their head and none had dots.

      The 80s might have seemed modern at the time, but in retrospect, they now look like the end of the an era which began in the 1950s. To make a TV comparison, i hindsight, there is little difference between “The Donna Reed Show” and “Family Ties,” although it seemed so at the time. These days it’s all “Fresh Off the Boat” and “Jane the Virgin.” Different world.

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    • Funny thing is after a couple of days I’d adjust and start considering the prettier ones as acceptable.

      I used to hit up this dive bar by my house that was 80% guys and 20% chicks. Most of those chicks were not attractive but occasionally you’d get a younger girl in there who all the guys would flock to. I remember hitting on one of them, getting rejected and not thinking much of it after. A few years (and more attractive women) later I saw her at a different local watering hole and was ashamed I’d ever even considered her as potential material.

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  26. Jaded Jurist says:

    May I present a couple thousand words:

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  27. Jaded Jurist says:

    And the corollary:

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      The truest shiv of them all:

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    • Metal in her navel totally ruins her entire presentation.

      YUCK.

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      • Jaded Jurist says:

        Really! I didn’t know there were men who didn’t enjoy a tidy navel piercing on a woman. You learn something new every day, etc.

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      • Cracker says:

        i don’t like them either. same goes for the upper ear piercings and nose rings. they make a girl look low class and signal that she’s slutty.

        facial piercings are obviously the worst but anything more than the traditional one hole in each ear is a slut/trash tell.

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      • skorzecin150 says:

        Have to agree, slut tell. WSB though. But I’m old, low standards.

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      • Jaded Jurist says:

        They’ve always been a turnon to me. I see them as show-offy, but not necessarily slutty. I convinced Mrs. J to get one and am very pleased with the results.

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      • Publius says:

        90% of female lawyers under 30 now wear a nose ring TO COURT and have visible tats.

        They have been taught that there are no rules and they cannot be judged for anything.

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    • mendo says:

      The chick in the gray sports bar is Australian: Nicky Whelan.

      She was looking good in the movie Hall Pass. Only good thing about the movie.

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      • wolfie65 says:

        Lemme guess: Hall Pass is a sort of Revenge of the Nerds clone in which (((nerd))) wants and gets Hot Blonde – right ?

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      • mendo says:

        No. It’s about beta men who get a hall pass from their wives, that is, they get one week where they can look, flirt and engage any women they find attractive.

        While the guys don’t actual bang any broads–Owen Wilson has his shot with Nicky (she gets nude,!), it’s one of the wives that ends up boning a younger stud and the hubby never finds out about it.

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      • Jaded Jurist says:

        I haven’t seen Nicky Whelan in anything other than photos and a brief interview with her and her rocker boyfriend (some Motley Crüe band member, as I recall). Seeing her with him instantly shot down her desirability factor. But one can still appreciate what she had and squandered.

        PS – I watched some chick flick with Cameron Diaz in it for exactly the same reason you watched Hall Pass, it seems, heheh.

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    • pavetack says:

      Body type inflation on the dating sites. Guys caught on that “Curvy” means “Porky”, so women started using “Athletic”. No, Hot Dog Eating contests are not athletic events, and neither is a $10 buffet marathon. “All You Can Eat” is a warning, not a challenge, lady.

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      • Jaded Jurist says:

        *“All You Can Eat” is a warning, not a challenge, lady.* <– I MUST remember to use this line someday, in real life.

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  28. Jaded Jurist says:

    Have I been shoahed? One last try:

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      Apparently not, when I log in on a different device. My apology for the unintended spam.

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    • mendo says:

      You love this picture, eh JJ?

      But I guess you’re trying to get your point across.

      (Though I know it’s the mod bs at play)

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    • Corvo says:

      This is the only forgivable type of spam. It wasn’t too bad scrolling through most of these apart from thunder thighs up there.

      Definitely lean towards thinner girls for wife/mother material, and definitely see how her mother looks.

      After 4 kids, my girl is as skinny now as she was when we met. The b-cups were a bit of a tradeoff, but the secret is to just keep her pregnant or nursing … been blessed with C for most of the last decade.

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  29. cortesar says:

    Jewish suspects arrested over swastika graffiti on synagogueshttps://t.co/hiVa5p7Xsb

    — Maurice Pinay (@MauricePinay) June 13, 2017

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  30. “…the subconscious fear in every man that the woman he eventually chooses to make honest will get fat on his watch…”

    Completely founded. Seeing so many former girl classmates from HS today waddling around with their 2.2 kids, it’s obvious that wearing that ring was like pulling the cord on a Navy life raft.

    I’ve also noticed the number of babies borne has a drastic non-linear detrimental effect on the female bod. 0 is of course best of all aesthetically, but some women can have had 1 and snap back into rockin’ shape, like the Russian plate I had earlier this year. I was dumbfounded at how tight and toned she was.

    At 2 offspring, there is irreversible distortion to the body parts, salvageable perhaps by heroic amounts of plastic surgery. But most can’t afford that or don’t bother: by then they’ve got BetaBuck$.

    3-4 does horrifying things, I can’t even…

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    • wolfie65 says:

      Amazing how heavy rings can be.

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    • Sentient says:

      Not true Hackett… it all depends on the girl. CH’s admonition is right, pikc a thin girl for an LTR. Look at her mom first off… look at the upper arm where the tricep and bicep meet the shoulder, this needs to be thini. Look at her wrists.. thin! Look for thigh gap…

      These things matter. Add in a girl who is pleased by the way she looks, and a healthy eater and you are in good shape.

      my wife has had 5 kids, she has never gained more than 40 lbs when pregnant and neve rnot lost it all within 8 months or so.

      her pant size went from a 24 to a 26. That’s all the change.

      Pick the right one. Be discerning.

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      • Hackett To Bits says:

        @Sentient
        I ask for your pardon, sir. I should’ve qualified my observations with “many”; I didn’t mean “all”. With the modern Western lifestyle of little to no manual labor and an explosive excess of available calories, the risk of post-partum female body distortion increases for the population, and the risk increases for individuals in a non linear way for additional children. We treasure the exceptions.

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  31. Carlos Danger says:

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  32. Omar says:

    Eh, Gal Gadot has unfeminine hips; pretty narrow and straight

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  33. Divine Son of Codreanu says:

    Gal is very pretty for a Jewish girl.

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  34. I bought a different sort of insurance: big tit insurance. This means even as she grows in weight, the tits will grow proportionately and you’ll never feel like you’re with a man.

    Skinny chicks are also disproportionately flat-ironing board chicks. When they get older and that testosterone kicks in, you have a wrinkled face, short thin hair (from under-nutrition) and still a flat board chest. Yes she’ll be skinny, but so what? So is your best buddy Tom.

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  35. herbie says:

    @ the one minute mark would maximum cushion for the Herb. Anymore is unnecessary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgK_Er7WZVg

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  36. The Alt-Right DM says:

    Louis Prima, shitlording it up back in 1958:

    Closest to the bone/
    Sweeter is the meat/
    Last slice of Virginia ham/
    Is the best that you can eat

    Don’t talk about my baby/
    She’s slender but she’s sweet/
    Closest to the bone/
    Sweeter is the meat/

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  37. dnarby says:

    Yeah, so no… For the vast majority of men, attractiveness of women is all about waist to hip ratio https://infogalactic.com/info/Physical_attractiveness#Waist.E2.80.93hip_ratio

    If you’re attracted to skinny chicks it’s likely because you have a measure of r-selection, as their physique is closer to a per-pubescent female.

    Women look for shoulder to waist ratio in men… So lift more, pussy.

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    • tublecane says:

      A girl can be skinny and have a good waist-to-hip ratio. Skinny doesn’t mean straight up and down. Though, admittedly, a girl can lose attractiveness in the hip area by losing weight. Same with breasts. Then again, attractive hips can go with an otherwise masculine look, and that particular feature, though it always stands out, will lose its power.

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  38. Chipmaker says:

    Any woman over the age of 40 who has a fit body and isn’t a bona-fide gargoyle is fuckable. Not being a lardass is its own route to being a 9 eventually.

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  39. I get all this, but you’re going to spend a lot more time trying to find a girl with a non-ugly face, in most US areas. That’s not a libtard anyway.

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  40. Haven M. says:

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    • tublecane says:

      That t-shirt belies reality. You can’t tell much from that picture, given her position, her outfit, and the angle. But even given that, just look at her. No wonder she was a fashion model. She has definite male features.

      I wouldn’t go out of my way to call her ugly, but if she’s being held up as some sort of beauty standard, and on this website of all places, something is seriously wrong. Like I said, just look at her. She looks like a boy.

      This is the sort of result you get from skinniness uber alles. Men can be skinny, too. Attractive women are supposed to be skinny and feminine at the same time.

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