Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on May 27th, 2017
It’s generally a good idea to avoid those with indiscriminate tastes and passions. The wind blows them whither, and the buffet table bloats them thither. AKA NO FAT CHICKS.
Posted in Comment Winners, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Pleasure Principle on May 23rd, 2017
Comment of the Week winner is Pill, with this compare and contrast of sex with a tightbody waifu and sex with a fatbody average american woman. In my limited experience. My first bang was a chubby girl. Great curves, tits, hips. But she just had too much weight. And a belly at times almost looked […]
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Girls, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on May 15th, 2017
A thought occurred to me while noticing a boy-hipped, broad-shouldered manjaw crank out a 10-rep set of man-pushups at the gym without breaking a sweat. She wasn’t half-bad in the facial area, and her body, despite its cylindricality, was thin and taut. Her lunge-carved ass broke the straight line of her figure, supplying just enough […]
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos on Mar 6th, 2017
Did everybody have lunch? Good, because you’re about to have it again! Behold (with a wide-angle lens), a primer on how to have fat sex . You’re about to enter (at orbital velocity) a world of fatties describing their sex lives and the necessary…adjustments….they must make to accommodate their morbid obesity to nature’s most instinctive […]
Posted in Beta, Globalization, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Feb 17th, 2017
This story comes by way of The Sun, a Brit tabloid, so take it with a flat of salt, but if it’s accurate reporting then the Chateau doesn’t hesitate to claim that you are about to read the tawdry details of a male who can proudly wear the Cuck of the Century crown (a pink […]
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Psy Ops, Tool Time on Sep 28th, 2016
Hillary Clinton’s (aka thecunt’s) GayMillennial staffers found a Taco Belle surrogate who could putatively bolster the Dems “war on women” trope against Trump and the Deplorables. Alicia Machado, a Venezuelan import and former Miss Universe, claimed that in 1996 Trump had “fat-shamed” her for putting on 60 pounds in nine months (she alleges that he […]
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Psy Ops, Shiv Of The Week, Ugly Truths on Sep 22nd, 2016
This story had me laughing. A little boy who didn’t know any better drew a picture of his fat mom looking like a blob. But the turning point came in February 2014 when her son Thomas proudly came home with a picture he had drawn at school. Meryem added: “It was a family portrait with […]
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Girls, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Self-aggrandizement, Sluts, Ugly Truths on Sep 14th, 2016
The sexual market is the one market to rule them all. That’s a classic Chateau maxim. But reader Daffyduck thinks there may be evidence of a Current Year contradiction of the maxim. My question to the proprietors is this: if the sexual market is the primary market, why do so many women (the vast majority […]
Posted in Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Aug 15th, 2016
Via fagsnark central: More and more women are now dying in childbirth, but only in America […] Part of the uptick in cardiovascular-related deaths is because more pregnant women in the US have chronic health conditions such as hypertension , diabetes , and obesity , all of which put them at a much greater risk […]
Posted in Hope and Change, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Jul 6th, 2016
The Chateau is long on record espousing the aesthetic benefits of fat shaming on a mass (heh), coordinated scale to reduce the disfiguring incidence of blubberbutts in the United States of Asstronomical Fattitude. There is no nobler cause than reasserting the primacy of Truth and Beauty and beating back the satanic incursions of Lies and […]
