Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies on May 26th, 2016
“I told him ‘jump on the grenade’ , not ‘strap yourself to the ICBM and ride it to hell’ .” Is this a case of a rare, genuine fatty fucker feeding the belly and the ego of a blustering megabeast? I considered this photo and the man who is part of it for submission to […]
Posted in Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Feb 8th, 2016
A recent social science study found that female obesity elicits disgust in people. This study examined the relevance of disgust to evaluations of an obese target person, and the connection between disgust and prejudice toward that person. Participants ( n = 598) viewed an image of an obese or non-obese woman, and then evaluated that […]
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hope and Change, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Dec 1st, 2015
A group calling itself “Overweight Haters Ltd” is handing out leaflets on the British subway. “perverted chubby-lover” 😆 😆 😆 I swear this fat shaming shiv could have been pulled straight from the CH sheath, word for word. Are the Chateau’s very special lessons percolating through the wider culture? This ‘umble blog doesn’t have millions […]
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, Hamster of the Month Contest, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Nov 24th, 2015
There’s no better way to start your week than getting down into the slop with squealing pigs, but in the porcine annals of oinkery this magnificent squeal must rank as one of the most try-hard, butthurt boar bleats ever to disgrace a social media trough. The title alone could convince the judges to give her […]
Posted in Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Relationships, Ugly Truths on Oct 20th, 2015
A hefty part of the reason for the high divorce rate has to do with the female version of marital abandonment: obesity. When a girlfriend or wife gets fat and, ERGO, unattractive to her boyfriend or husband , she has in effect CHECKED OUT of the relationship. (Much like a man who has taken up […]
Posted in Attention Whore of the Month, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Sep 30th, 2015
A rich vein of Game material can be mined from the antics of attention whores. Why let a dumpy skank’s cry for attention go unexploited for profit with much cuter, thinner girls? In any texting or messaging scenario with a Prime Femininity girl you want to gentlemanly court bang, there will be instances when she […]
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Feminist Idiocy, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Aug 25th, 2015
Another cherished feminist and equalist shitlibboleth falls. Fat chicks were never attractive to men. There never was a “fatopia” in history when low sexual market value manatees battled the patriarchy’s beauty standards and won. Fat women have ALWAYS been repulsive to the vast majority of men. And CH has long been on record reminding the […]
Posted in Current Events, Feminist Idiocy, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Pleasure Principle, Tool Time on Jul 23rd, 2015
Twitter twats hired Randi Lee Harper as an “Online Abuse Prevention” schoolmarm, and continue to employ her, despite a mass (heh) of gathering evidence that she is fat, drug-addicted, mentally unhinged, and a disingenuous liar . So why is she still working there? Does she have dirt on Twatter executives? Or is the entire Twatter […]
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Jul 22nd, 2015
…to a gay man scouting for a green card. For evidence, see this try-hard article and accompanying photos. Dat gay face . He’s the one with the thousand cock stare . She is totally his citizenship beard. They will make traditional love precisely once. He will need mass quantities of drugs to commence the act […]
Posted in Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on May 28th, 2015
Compare and contrast. America, then: America, now: America the Beautiful to America the Beastly in eighty years. You think this is frivolous, if amusing, griping. Ugliness in body and of spirit, and the crooked celebration thereof, is a defining feature of exhausted, declining cultures. Pampered softness has made Americans, and especially American women, ugly, crass, […]
