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“I told him ‘jump on the grenade’, not ‘strap yourself to the ICBM and ride it to hell’.”

Is this a case of a rare, genuine fatty fucker feeding the belly and the ego of a blustering megabeast?

I considered this photo and the man who is part of it for submission to the next Beta of the Month contest, but three red flags have me convinced this is staged (and thus not up to the Chateau’s impeccable BOTM contest entry standards).

Before I give those clues away, try to find them yourselves.

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Ok, here’s where the porkster failed in her mission to further a credible fat acceptance agit-prop.

  1. The feminist fatty hashtags are too “on the snout”. No woman, not even a bitter disguntled obesity, will oink repeatedly on Instagram about “beauty standards” and “body love” when she’s just received an engagement ring, fulfilling a fantasy that most women hold dear since girlhood. Powerful feelings of love, yes real love not “body love”, will supersede a normal fatty’s political agitation programming, and the hashtags will say instead #justengaged #lovehim #imgettingmarried etc.
  2. Whenever a woman starts a thought with “So”, particularly a “so” with three “o”s, it’s a good bet whatever follows is complete bullshit. “Sooo” is the shorter version of “No, but honest-to-God…”. Liars say this a lot.
  3. Finally, the dead giveaway… any fatty fucker worth his blubber-induced boner will know that his porky princess’s sausage links require the dashingly-dilated, goatse’d ring to make it past the second pig knuckle, where the fat really starts to accumulate. Look closely and you’ll see her ring propped indolently above her second finger goiter.

Conclusion: This is a gay BFF, or a brother, or a deeply respectful low-T male feminist friend, conspiring with a fatty fat to help her collect lard-warming feelz in the fake social media universe. Is it still beta? Yes. But it’s not the kind of guileless, inept betatude that normally qualifies a man for BOTM candidacy.

If I’m proven wrong, that won’t change much. A fatty who believes her stroke of luck wresting a marital promise from the equivalent of a human unicorn — the fatty fucker who isn’t also a rotund beast with no better options — means that the world is filled with men who would shower love on her if only “thin privilege” or the pastryarchy would stop “telling them” not to, is still a fatty laboring under delusions of glandular.

Every fatty — and I mean every one of them — would experience improved romantic prospects if they pushed away from the trough.

154 Responses to “Sooo this (didn’t) happen: Adventures In Fat Chick Delusion”

  1. Well, there is the EEEE rack on the WarPig…

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    • Ponce du Lion says:

      We keep it classy at Olive garden….milk in a wine glass!

      A photo posted by Nichole (@bluestockingnich) on

      The whale lover looks to me like a pedo or a person with some mental ill. Maybe he’s a cannibal

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      • Corvo says:

        “Maybe he’s a cannibal”

        lolollolzolzlzozlzozlzl

        That’s the best explanation I’ve heard. He’ll be trading in that milk for a nice Chianti soon . . .

        Seriously, the foot massage while eating chocolate cake does look sinister now, like he’s fattening her up on purpose.

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    • In all seriousness – and if it’s real not fake, then lets hope & pray for Whyte Bunz in Whyte Oven – but in all seriousness, if that WarPig doesn’t lose some serious lb-age, then the vascular surgeons are gonna be lopping off her extremities one by one as the diabetes turns them gangrenous.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        She has a very pleasant face – if she could lose 100 lbs, and retain, say, a D-Cup Rack afterwards, then she could be a strong HB 7.5. Maybe even an HB8. Well, let’s just hope & pray for Whyte Bunz -> Whyte Oven.

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      • Laguna Beach Fogey says:

        Fuck that, brah. Have you seen her Instagram?!

        https://www.instagram.com/bluestockingnich/

        Good Lord.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Wow, she looks a lot OLDER in those pictures – as though she’s pushing 40. She looked much more like 25yo in the pic which CH posted.

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      • plumpjack says:

        this is likely real. she’s probably older, and Sicilian. sicilian women are genetically gifted in the art of gas lighting, as well as blowjobs. (am I right Corvo?) every time this poor schlep says he’s having second thoughts, she puts down her half gallon of Hagen daas and viciously tears into him telling him he’s a small-dicked coward. then when he caves she sucks him off.

        she’s more strong willed than he is, so he probably doesn’t know which way is up and which way is down anymore.

        all he wants is for the pain to stop, and thinks he’s found a reprieve by agreeing to m@rry this boar. one day he’ll just disappear, or he’ll die at 32 of some rare brain cancer.

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      • Corvo says:

        I don’t know, I never hooked up with one. What I do know of Sicilian women comes by way of my mother who, while not a fattie, definitely had the “spare the rod, spoil the child” mentality . . . except translated into Sicilian it was more like “spare the broom and the big wooden pasta spoon, spoil the child.”. Man I’m not kidding she knocked a door off the hinges once . . .

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      • bookooball says:

        Just because the buns are white doesn’t mean the wheat was organic, CO… Whiteness is quality, not quantity.

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      • paulyester says:

        Holy Crap. She claims 370. That’s almost 2 of me and I’m 6’3″

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      • mendo says:

        370? I didn’t know they could pack shit that large.

        Seriously though, she could pull a Homer Simpsons and be on morbid obesity disability.

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      • plumpjack says:

        after checking out her Instagram page (wow), I’m now convinced this guy is a legit contender for botc (beta of the century). the guy is fit, decent looking, white, and utterly emasculated

        massaging his 400lb wife’s feet while she eats cheesecake and chocolate cake at the same time:

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      • Mean Mr. Mustard says:

        “”Fuck that, brah. Have you seen her Instagram?!””

        Ohhh HOLY JEZUS !!! ….. The Horror …. the Horror!

        She looks like Tony Soprano’s and Bobby Bacala’s lovechild.

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      • kaminsky says:

        This is a setup of some sort; The guy is ripped. Likely a gay guy in a second tier lib city. Not a full-blown Seattle, SF, Austin or Portland but a second tier place where the guy is basically the liberal version of a hick/poser. A full-blown lib wouldn’t be posing so hard in terms of ‘fat acceptance’ cred. Maybe he’s from Iowa somewhere or whatever the poser lib city is in Ohio. He’s new to being a lib and he has all the enthusiasm of someone new to a cult/religion/hobby. Thus the gung-ho, try-hard behavior. Maybe even a foreigner. I doubt a straight lifter would be a chubby chaser.

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      • FUBSY says:

        Maybe he’s got a huge insurance policy on her and they honeymoon near a Krispy Kreme and move in next to a KFC?

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      • itsme says:

        I doubt a straight lifter would be a chubby chaser.

        i disagree – i know a couple of lifters who have chubby/fat gf’s.

        when you think about it, it makes sense. what better way to maintain the physique than to lift heavy every night?

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  2. midnight toker says:

    imagine having this walking down the aisle towards you. good god.

    Wedding photos are in! #effyourbeautystandards #honormycurves #radicalbodylove #newlyweds

    A photo posted by Nichole (@bluestockingnich) on

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    • Corvo says:

      He’s crying like a girl FFS

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      • MZ says:

        10 to 1 he’s a pillow biter.

        Bet there’s a tag on that thing she’s wearing that says “Omar’s Tent and Awning”.

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      • kaminsky says:

        He’s got to be a foreigner with an IQ in the 75-85 range who is looking for a green card and really saw some shit wherever he grew up. He cried because he saw her do it and read it as a cultural thing, thus he assimilated on the spot. Losing his visa and being sent home might mean certain death to this guy.

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    • Amasius says:

      She’s still growing. She’ll look like that Hawaiian guy who sang “Over the Rainbow” in five years.

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    • quixotic says:

      omg she looks like danny devito penguin from the batman movie bahaha

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  3. racerxx says:

    yeah I noticed the ring right away. Fingers like delicious mini-sausages.

    Putting the proposal on a pizza was the Coup de gras. You could say he “harpooned” his catch.

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    • Shortest Straw says:

      There’s also the body language. A true fatty fucker / low status loser wouldn’t be putting his hand on her arm in a dominant pose.

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    • In the Land of Delusions where the War-Pigs lie.

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      • whorefinder says:

        Don’t talk about Nicole in such language.

        War pig rape!

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      • Also fake smiles. Real engagement = real Duchenne smiles

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      • Ripp says:

        So proud of Trump.

        He is pissing off everybody and its awesome. LOL.

        Watched ‘Kill The Messenger’ the other day. about the journalist who brole the CIA crack story in the 90s. so so movie. but there is a scene where Ray Liotta, the CIA agent tells the reporter:

        “you’ve discovered a monster and youre about to drop a bomb, right over the target. and thats where you get the most flak.”

        referring to the onslaught of lies and crap the govt did to discredit him.

        Trump is right over the target, and is indestructable. The cucks and libs and fags are afraid more than ever.

        I love it.

        Make America Fucking Great Again

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      • Ripp says:

        “The Republican Party has set a party record this year in pre-convention state election turnout with over 28 million votes to date which is 136% of the record high voter turnout in 2008. That’s four million more votes than the Democratic primary race this year.”

        The Trumpenreich Rises

        oh the cucks and shitlibs must ve furious.

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  4. G VIC says:

    The ring only halfway down the finger is such phenomenal comedy i can barely stand it. Unreal

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  5. […] Sooo this (didn’t) happen: Adventures In Fat Chick Delusion […]

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  6. Corvo says:

    Yeah – the ring stuck halfway down her finger was glaringly obvious.

    This past weekend I sat next to a fattie on a short flight (< 2 hours). She was nice enough, almost to the point where my inner nice guy was feeling sorry for her thinking about all the cats in her future. Then the stewardess came by with drinks and snacks; coffee for me, regular Coke and cookies for her. She mumbled something about needing some sugar and I just kept my mouth shut and got back to reading.

    It’s a never-ending series of decisions made for shallow short-term benefits (yummy yummy!) rather than profound long-term benefits (husband, kids, rings that fit on your fingers).

    Given that the only thing most women have to do to dramatically improve their lives is simply *look* better, it’s pathetic that so many fatties are out there; and now promoting it like it’s a good thing.

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    • Anton says:

      “It’s a never-ending series of decisions made for shallow short-term benefits (yummy yummy!) rather than profound long-term benefits (husband, kids, rings that fit on your fingers).”

      It’s pretty much as simple as this…

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    • Pwn says:

      A friend dated a fattie, not terminally obese as the one in this picture, but fat. I was flabbergasted by how much stuff she put in herself. I used to be high all day back then so I was eating tons of junk myself, but she outdone me despite not smoking and being 6″ shorter. What’s funny about fat chicks is that for all their whining, they sabotage their own relationships with their insecurities.

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    • itsme says:

      i don’t know a single fat person who isn’t constantly thinking about or stuffing their faces with sugar/high fructose corn syrup.

      there’s a morbidly obese fat dude in my office who keeps his desk drawers filled with candy. i once signed for a delivery for him from amazon – a small box that was surprisingly heavy. turns out, it was 2 10-pound bags of gummy bears. shit is dense enough to be used in bulletproof vests.

      when he’s not gorging on candy at his desk, he’s snoring loud enough to wake the white walkers. he’s literally unable to stay awake for more than half a minute if he sits still. i’ve been in situations where i’d be speaking to him and less than 30 seconds later i’d hear him snoring.

      plus, he smells.

      #fuckthisfatearth!

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  7. plumpjack says:

    someone please Photoshop a Greenpeace logo on this guy’s shirt. i can’t do it right now.

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  8. She could be a legit 7 if she made the effort.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      If, when all was said and done, she could retain a large portion of The Rack, then she’d be even higher than that.

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    • Pwn says:

      A six in eastern Europe. For fucks sake, just because most of your women are obese doesn’t mean you have to grade them on a curve. Just look at that chin and imagine it without being surrounded by fat.

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    • kaminsky says:

      No. It’s too late for her. If she dropped a bill and half, she would be wearing her own flesh like a snuggie. Way too late. And she needs to drop at least a bill and a half. At least.

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    • Scanman says:

      “She could be a legit 7 if she made the effort.”

      No. See Instagram pics sans makeup.

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    • Not a chance. She’d have to:

      1) Actually want to lose weight; she’s made it obnoxiously clear that she doesn’t
      2) She would need baryatric surgery, which can be risky for someone so large
      3) She would need to lose 220 lbs minimum, or about 60% of her weight
      4) She would need multiple liposuctions and plastic surgeries to take away the heavy excess skin, also very risky and expensive.
      5) She would need regular exercise to strengthen her overtaxed cardio and respiratory systems.

      or:

      She could go on telling herself she’s more beautiful the way she is, and she has the flattery of her manlet and her fat friends to prove it, pass the bon bons.

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  9. Enfant Terrible says:

    Promoting fattie love is just another way to promote more social degeneracy.

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  10. Pastryarchy. Gonna have to use that one.

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  11. Wrong Side of History says:

    I look at gammas as the revolutionary proletariat in the war against beauty.

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  12. Anton says:

    Brother and sister….

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  13. Squibby says:

    It’s real. There’s a mental illness for every body type. She found a man with fat fetish.

    Regarding point 3: His brain isn’t wired right. He genuinely doesn’t properly perceive her mass.

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    • Ironpusher says:

      He looks like a sperg, probably has a decent job. I’m willing to bet she’s the first vagina possessing creature to show him any interest and he is the first “man” without a permenant sun tan to show her any. A match made in low smv heaven. He could of course do better, but he doesn’t know that and probably never will.

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    • Sentient says:

      Shallow Hal Rape!

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      Judging from the cringing smile, I don’t think fat broads are the only disgusting thing he’s into.

      I wasn’t aware there were white down-lowers, but there you are.

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    • Scanman says:

      Poor chap must have also been born without an olfactory system.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      There’s NO WAY this is real… this guy’s gay face gives gravitas to the You Mad, Bro meme.

      The non-fitting ring was the other big tell.

      And massaging her feet as she eats cheesecake? That’s the big tell he’s homosexual, because this kind of depravity and F#ck You to normal people is their hallmark modus operandi.

      Move depravity into the mainstream eye, towards the center, and all other swineries move closer to the center with it.

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  14. -A says:

    I really think that she got a friend or relative to pose for it and then photoshopped those fake ass looking pepperoni slices onto that pizza. Maybe even the pizza itself. I hope she used gimp to do it. It would be a splendid foreshadowing of her not-too-terribly distant future.

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    • scientivore says:

      I think they’re M&Ms. Of course that doesn’t make any sense, but neither does anything else about this, so there you go.

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  15. Mob Barley says:

    Also, who the F proposes with a pie of pizza??!!

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  16. Anonymous says:

    Hey, maybe she has money and let’s him keep some side action?

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  17. itsme says:

    trigglypuff approves!

    lolzozlzozlzozolzollozl

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  18. whorefinder says:

    My comment has been eaten 3 times now.

    Fix this shit rape!

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  19. plumpjack says:

    this is likely real. she’s probably Sicilian. sicilian women are genetically gifted in the art of gas lighting, as well as blowjobs. (am I right Corvo?) every time this poor schlep says he’s having second thoughts, she puts down her half gallon of Hagen daas and viciously tears into him telling him he’s a small-dicked coward. then when he caves she sucks him off.

    she’s more strong willed than he is, so he probably doesn’t know which way is up and which way is down anymore.

    all he wants is for the pain to stop, and thinks he’s found a reprieve by agreeing to m@rry this boar. one day he’ll just disappear, or he’ll die at 32 of some rare brain cancer.

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  20. Hosswire says:

    Her Instagram suggests that this monstrous mismatch really happened, or that this is an extremely elaborate & long-lived troll.

    Trigger warning to the faint-hearted & weak-stomached: There are “fatkini” pics.

    There are also a lot of pics of her husband’s abs & toned body with her gloating comments about how hot he is.

    So I guess traditional body standards are okay to apply to men, by women.

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  21. Rum says:

    The first clue that the foto is fake is the fact that the pizza has not been eaten.

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  22. Eric says:

    Proposing to your fat girlfriend with a message on junk food….ring that doesn’t fit on her finger because it’s too small and accentuates her fatness…also makes you look incompetent because you didn’t get her ring size before blowing $ on the engagement ring…she doesn’t mention his name in her social media post = bullshit

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  23. I’m going with genuine BOTM, chubby chaser.

    If it were staged with her BGF, the BGF would notice the failure of the ring to clear the sausage casing and would make sure it were sized correctly. Straight Beta? Wouldn’t dare mention it.

    That’s a guy who ‘doesn’t see her imperfections’…his hand on the blubbery flipper is mate guarding.

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  24. FB (Former Beta) says:

    I had sex with a fatty…once…it was like making love to a refrigerator or a couch or some other large object…the experience completely left me weirded out about fatties and I won’t touch them. The fkn smell! What is that fkn smell!

    OT: I haven’t posted in awhile–my girl and I are having a baby…hot damn! I am 48…Heartiste: you helped make this happen…she is a beautiful large bosomed 7…I am bald 5’7″ , not “good looking” (at all) , but take charisma, confidence and humor…and women love that. They don’t care too much about looks…

    In five years: Heartiste will be on Fox with his own show….haha. We are seeing a massive realignment, trump, Heartiste, many others…

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  25. plumpjack says:

    the opposite of miscegenation marketing:

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    • Moses says:

      Oh dear. Non-PC non-white people present a conundrum for SJWs. Only white people may be non-PC!

      When I was in grad school there was an outspoken Chinese guy in class. He would say the most delightfully shocking non-PC things in class discussion. Think a Chinese Nero.

      If a white guy had said what the Chinese guy said our SJW black professor would have ripped his head off. But she just didn’t know how to process it. You could see the conflicting forces battling in her head “Non-PC alert….must be punished….but….non-white man is ally….does not compute”. There was everything but smoke coming out of her ears.

      I always stopped surfing and paid attention when that guy raised his hand.

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      • I’m from England and I am a race self-loathing Paki (is there a term for this?). I went to a university in Leeds to study Psychology (I know, I know; I quit before the first year was up) and I was like this Chinese guy you describe.

        What made it even more exciting was that as you expect, the Psychology class was 95% female with no exaggeration. 4 out of 5 lecturers were female and all the other “males” in the class were as you expect. When I was unable to bear the Marxist propaganda under the guise of psychology, I simply shouted out my disagreement. Many times this involved topics about gender.

        Before the lecturer was even able to answer, several ‘mature’ students (who always sat at the front) turned around and didn’t know how to react. They resorted to a sort of ‘we’re on your side, what are you doing?!!’ sort of attitude. It was always, always the single mums who felt they needed to figure themselves out by studying psychology – who would argue.

        I found it amusing until I could no longer bear the entire institute.

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    • Moses says:

      Btw you can see this “only white people bad” in action in the Albuquerque Trump rally video someone posted yesterday. Attendees had to run the gauntlet through a mass of epithet screaming, menacing SJWs and foreigners bearing Mexican flags. The video shows they screamed only at white people (even families with young children) but were silent when people of color attendees walked by.

      It’s time to take back our country from these horrible people.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      God bless the Chinese.

      But where’d they find the shuckin’, jivin’ negro?

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    • PA says:

      This goes back a decade-plus. A New Zealand beer ad. Watch it to its last frame:

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    • PA says:

      That clothes detergent commercial is a response to an older Italian commercial in which a dweeby Italian boyfriend comes our of the washer as a negro.

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    • itsme says:

      among the asians i know, a good number of them are trump supporters. if i had to guess, i’d say that among non-whites they probably have the highest percentage.

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  26. Corvo says:

    On a completely unrelated note, here’s Harvard for you:

    “The goal of abolishing the white race is on its face so desirable that some may find it hard to believe that it could incur any opposition other than from committed white supremacists.”

    http://harvardmagazine.com/2002/09/abolish-the-white-race.html

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    • Ripp says:

      Lock and load. Bring it on brownies and commies.

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    • plumpjack says:

      written by (((Noel Ignatiev))), known proponent of something called “critical race theory”

      From wikipedophile:
      “Critical race theory (CRT) is a theoretical framework in the social sciences focused upon the application of critical theory, a critical examination of society and culture, to the intersection of race, law, and power.”

      the comments of the article Corvo posted are reassuring that this garbage is not flying as easily that it used to.

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      • cortesar says:

        (((susan sontag))

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Ms. Sontag tries to sneak in one of her own (((tribe))) with those other giants.

        And a vaccine and few neat Broadway musicals certainly don’t redeem HER people neither.

        The ironic thing is that the chutzpah of these (((frontrunners))) always overrides their much-vaunted smarts, which never stops them from signing their own death warrants.

        So much for “high IQ”.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • cortesar says:

        Furthermore you would not make such an argument in the first place cause some may ask what about Michelangelo, Vermeer, Donatello, Rembrandt….
        and so on.List does not end neither does Eskimo’s envy and hatred
        towards the higher culture and THE higher man they will never be even if they triple the enormous amount of shekels they swindled

        Note that she did not mention Spinoza one of a very few from here tribe that should be there
        Many times did I encountered the viscous hate Eskimos harbor towards the man who lived and rejected talmudism 500 years ago

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  27. Major1 says:

    “Pastryarchy”.
    This is why I return time and again to CH.
    No one else crafts the nuclear bon mot quite this well.

    I believe this picture is real.
    Young women use the intro “Soooo” all the time now. I hear it every day. Just another meaningless conversational tic emanating from the vacuum of a girl’s mind.
    The hashtags? Please. Young women literally think in terms of hashtags. Several women with whom I text routinely end sentences with one or more hashtags. #creatingdramawherethereisnone #itsallaboutme #i’mavictim
    I spotted the too small ring perched on the too big finger. Galaxina’s paramour is so besotted with love (i.e., a toxic amalgam of desperation, gratitude, relief, and oneitis) that he, like an anorexic, actually sees her as thinner than she actually is. He went to Jared! And carefully picked out the ring he thought would fit his gorgeous and desirable fiancee’s delicate digit.
    She, unembarassed, has already reassured him that it is not a problem, that they will go together to exchange it for the right size, that she loves it, and that he is so cuuute!!!! #i’llfuckyouuntilevenibecomerepulsedbyyourcreepybetalove

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    • midnight toker says:

      #i’llfuckyouuntilevenibecomerepulsedbyyourcreepybetalove

      yep. that’s the sad part. it will happen.

      she will (or maybe already is) become more and more disgusted with him every day for loving and adoring her. she knows she’s wretched so how much love and respect could she possibly have for a man who would settle for that?

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  28. YIH says:

    I was thinking ‘shopped. But the pizza was real!

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  29. cortesar says:

    Chinese commercial
    It is obvious that Eskimo have not learned them to hate themselves
    (yet)
    Compare with cuckmertials that we exposed to

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    • Enfant Terrible says:

      ahahahahaahah…that is hilarious, lolllllloolll…Imagine a commercial like that playing in the good ol’ USA.

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      • kaminsky says:

        SJW’s would get their minds blown, trying to decided between hating;

        the racism

        the Asian girl for her rack

        the Asian girl for having ‘starved’ herself to get under a buck 35

        the director for objectifying the Asian girl’s rack

        the green shirt for not freeing her nipple

        the black male’s objectifying whistle

        the director for having committed violence against the black

        the people who think the black male shouldn’t have been allowed to immigrate

        the patriarchy for forcing the girl to do the laundry

        the black guy for being attracted to a non-whale.

        the Asian guy at the end who is cis-gendered

        the black guy for being such a wuss that he got shoved into a washing machine.

        the wasted water

        This might be how SJW’s meet their end. When they simply can’t decide what to hate anymore. It could splinter them.

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      • Ripp says:

        what a great commercial.

        lolz

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    • Corvo says:

      The fact that there are a billion of these little slant-eyed shitlords always gave me some comfort during the darkest anti-White days.

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      • kaminsky says:

        Me too. And at the risk of being even more popular here, the 80 million or so young, easy Chinese females who look great walking around in a thong and heels is also an incredibly comforting thought in the midst of this crumbling and increasingly pointless world.

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    • Pwn says:

      That’s pretty close, except in reality the guy would be white.😄

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    • Corvo says:

      Normally I wouldn’t post this kind of anti-White propaganda, but in this case it needs to be pointed out: this commercial is a carbon copy of a typical negro-worshipping commercial from Italy years ago:

      Contrast the Eskimo-free race pride of the Chinese (and most Asians) with the cucked, negro-worship of the modern feminist-poisoned West.

      Whites are waking up.

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      • Corvo says:

        The Italian commercial is just a couple of shades away from the anti-White negrophila we find in American commercials in the current year.

        Watch both commercials and then decide which is the product of a sick, degenerate, poisoned society.

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      • plumpjack says:

        maybe the guy she threw in the washer was supposed to be a joo?

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      • Corvo says:

        plumpjack — meh, if he’d had one of those little yamaka beanie hats on maybe.

        Reminds me of two recent Trump Hat anecdotes from my subway rides around NYC. Although it’s been pretty quiet, no near-fights with Latinos for a couple of months.

        The other day I was standing in a crowded train car when an Eskimo rocking a yamaka beanie got on and stood right in front of me, facing me, looking down at his iphag. At one point he looked up at me and then noticeably looked up at my hat and stared at it for a couple of seconds; I caught his eye and then looked up at his beanie and said “Nice hat!” He just looked back down at his phone and moved away at the earliest opportunity.

        Last week sometime I got on a train heading home from work, there was Muslim girl in fill headscarf sitting down directly opposite where I was standing and facing. The train was stopped in the station for about 5 minutes (it was the first station so each train waits about 5 minutes). She looks up at my hat and her face twists into cuntish disgust and she gets up and walks off the train and I see her walk into the next car. Man, if only my Trump Hat had such magical powers over every goatfucking raghead, I’d be like a new Johnny Appleseed traveling the country ridding the United States of the Muslim scourge . . .

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  30. jr says:

    Maybe apropos, what to make of women on dating sites eg OKC, for example, a 46 yo woman, mildly attractive, okay face, nothing to lust after, looking for a man 35 to 50 years old. So you’ll accept 10 years younger but only go up by 4 years? Is this some kind of tell of her character and her expectations that seem out of whack or is it just supply and demand fundamentals? I see this a lot, but quite a few women put themselves 5 above and 5 below so I guess nawalt.

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    • midnight toker says:

      doubt it’s an indicator of anything. probably just had a birthday so her age went up but she hasn’t updated her preferences yet.

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    • Just Saying says:

      but only go up by 4 years?

      This is what I call “women’s fantasy” as a 50+ yo man, I only date women under 25 for anything long term – that means several months. I may take a dip in a 35 yo old for variety but only when they are something special. The key is having the choice, I only surround myself with young women, and make sure that I’m in control – so I stack the deck. But I’ve found women have all sorts of rules, but you will find that none of them apply to YOU if YOU excite her and get her juices flowing. It is that simple. So never listen to what a woman says – it’s almost always BS.

      And the fatty in the original post – god, disgusts me just to think about that much lard waddling around on two legs…

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  31. Vincent says:

    Photoshop?

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  32. Cunt Wrecker says:

    Disturbed’s song, “The Sounds of Silence”, the cover, is pretty good. The dude sings it well. But what I realized was how few protest songs there are out there today. That sing fits into the 60s as it does today. Makes me realize that this comment site and a few others are the stand against bull shit are the few beacons of regulating it.

    But, where are the bands that should be making comment about this time in life? Not cynical bull shit, like a jewish comedy that makes you later realize you’re laughing at yourself, but a song that strikes the nerve.

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    • hans says:

      Standard music industry is dying and thus you´ll never find this playing on radio, the corpse of music TV has long since rotten away.
      They are now completely controlled by the tribe and their obvious child retardation program through stupid songs is everywhere.

      You may find a couple of good songs on the jootube, but I´ve got no idea either how. All I do on there is digging up old 80/90ies songs when my nostalgia bone starts itching again.

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    • Ripp says:

      sounds of jew silence.

      by jew simon and jewfunkel.

      lolz.

      the distrubed version is good. for a jew cover.

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  33. Ever get the feeling that everyone to the left of you was fucking lunatic fringe crazy? These people are fucking nuts. Literally. They’ll go all day about eating right and exercising everyday. They’ll tell you not to smoke and eat your veggies. They’ll show you baby carrots and tell you to eat salads.
    AND after all of that crap, tell you its OK to be fucking landwhale fat!
    This bitch might be pushed into the sea, when she’s on the beach by whale loving owl people. This land whale cannot even be on the beach without whale lovers pushing her into the ocean.
    Damn those owl loving man hating bastards. I feel like nuking those whales. Those magnificent bastards are just setting a bad example for women. NUKE THE WHALES and save yourself from a fattie.

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    • hans says:

      Don´t fret, the dollar&€ are about to go belly up any moment now, taking our just-in-time economies with them.
      Thus depraving all these entitled pwincessess of their precious bonbons AND happy pills.
      The meltdowns will be epic.

      Also get more ammo.

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    • Roy says:

      Another goddamn mudshark fucking a mohameddan shitlord.

      WTF did she think would happen?

      She’s lucky she’s not wearing a burka or just dead.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        And she’s got two kids (presumably from at least one other dad) who had to put up with the guy’s terrorizing as well.

        But from the go-grrl look in her eye in those newspaper pictures, it looks like she didn’t get slapped around enough.

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    • itsme says:

      of course, no amount of treadmilling and dieting will make any human woman look like gracyanne barbosa since she is clearly on a cocktail of drugs. and likely has had cosmetic surgery as well.

      but i can’t say i disagree with his sentiment.

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  34. Useyourmouth says:

    He looks kind of Euro trash in the Instagram account. I’m thinking he’s the equivalent of a mail-order bride, harpooning this broad for a green card.

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    • kaminsky says:

      Yeah, No way that guy is American. He’s trash from some hard ass place like Uzbeijkistan, Algeria or Serbia whose life depended on scoring a green card due to whatever crap he did to the village war-lord’s daughter back home. I bet he barely speaks English.

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  35. cortesar says:

    Straight outta Chicongo

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  36. Libertardian says:

    Breitbart:
    “Poll: N.C. Gov. Gains 15-Point Swing After Opposing Obama’s Transgender Agenda”
    “During a Wednesday meeting with reporters on Capitol Hill, the House Speaker, once again, disavowed Trump’s campaign pledge to enforce U.S. immigration law.”

    Some people get that there’s a bottomless goldmine of political capital to be found in simply opposing poz.
    Others prefer history’s ash heap.

    Meanwhile, Slate whimpers: “Through a mix of policy and symbolism, Trump unites them all with a sneering form of nationalism that, more than ever, helps rekindle the racial consciousness of mainstream white voters.”

    Ruh roh!

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    • whorefinder says:

      I just call Slate “The Monkeyfishers.”

      Then I laugh at them uncontrollably.

      Google it rape!

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    • Corvo says:

      “Through a mix of policy and symbolism, Trump unites them all with a sneering form of nationalism that, more than ever, helps rekindle the racial consciousness of mainstream white voters.”

      So Slate has started making ads on behalf of the Trump campaign too?

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  37. Behold: the hipster. Damn that beard is manly. Too bad for the cuck posture.

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  38. FUBSY says:

    Oh I believe it. There are more pics of them in flagrante delicto on her instagram. The fat fetish is real. Why would there be so much fat porn. There’s porn for hairy chicks, missing limbs, short, tall, all manners of oddities

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  39. Amasius says:

    Two Dravidian mud children tied-won the spelling bee again.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/national-spelling-bee-ends-in-a-tie-again/ar-BBttPyB?ocid=spartanntp

    What is it with Indians and spelling bees? I can’t think of any ethnic group that specializes in just one activity like this. You’ve got blacks and crime, and Jews and mischief, but those are more diffuse.

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  40. Scanman says:

    None of my business if a guy likes morbidly obese women but… what kind of damaged, narcissistic monster gets engaged and tweets out SJW agitprop?

    “#effyourbeautystandards”?

    “#honormycurves”?

    Hahaha. This isn’t evidence that it’s fake, it’s just more evidence of what truly shit human beings SJWs are.

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    • Pwn says:

      I hope all these people die. I don’t even hate them(they hate themselves enough anyway) , I feel profusely disgusted to the point of throwing up and I want it to stop. Lol

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  41. Regular John says:

    I just had a vision of myself on my deathbed, garnering my last strength to call my abundant posterity to my side. With the death rattle in my throat, they lean in close, “boys, even in the leanest of times,I never fucked a fatty”.

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  42. Ville says:

    Guy is a chubby chaser… well not much chasing happening here but whatever.

    Or, the guy is just such a beta that he does not get anybody else to fuck him. So this girl who probably was 200lbs at that point plays the game and gets him. I would assume that the girl is keeping the guy down and inside the guy is just a huge wreck. Remember this thread next time mass shooting happens in cheesecake factory. “he was such a nice guy, he loved her”

    btw, just ran across a woman (26 yo) in Tinder, who wrote “I am not drinking until end of the year”. As a joke I ask if she is pregnant. And yes, yes she is. So she is 2months or something pregnant and you are in Tinder. “I did not write it outright there, because it might scare guys off”. Well, no shit. Are women getting more delusional or is it just that it is more out there right now, rather than previously when there were only one village ho that everybody knew about?

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  43. Waffles says:

    I normally wouldn’t believe it but have a story that shows that this behavior may be legit. In college a girl I worked with had a fat/obese roommate who had an extremely fit gym obsessed boyfriend. Polar opposites. She said every Friday they had the same routine. He would come over and they would EACH order a personal large pizza. They would finish their own personal large pizzas entirely.

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  44. Corvo says:

    (removed links because I’m getting stuck in mod)

    Some great new articles up at VDARE.com

    In Our Anti-White Age, Trump Is “The Great White Hope”

    and

    MSM Trying To Smear Trump With Anonymous Anti-Semitic Tweets, But Ignored Obama’s Rev. Wright Connection

    (favorite excerpt: [H]aving run out of even marginally prominent wrong-thinkers, the MSM is now demanding Donald Trump disavow a list of anonymous Twitter supporters. It seems Trump cannot be President unless he personally issues a fiery condemnation of “Jared Taylor Swift,” and “Jazzhands McFeels.”)

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  45. mannerbound says:

    In the past, access to foreign foods signalled colonial dominance. At today’s levels, it signals corporate chain hegemony.

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  46. Experienced Father says:

    Via an Instapundit retweet —

    “Babs for Bernie”

    Babes for Bernie?!😂 these two got escorted out of the trump rally today🇺🇸 https://t.co/7BAeeWLVer— Lauren (@LaurenAna_) May 28, 2016

    Score one mega-shiv for CH.

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  47. Anonymous says:

    Guy is really ugly too at least in the looks department not a huge mismatch

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  48. Mario says:

    Oh daamn my curiosity. I checked that fattys IG account. Now thats material for 10 BOTM posts at least

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  49. Polaris says:

    Im not an expert at judging doctored photos by any means, but does that pizza box look photoshopped or is it just me?

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