Reader and prolific commenter Obsidian was interested in my take on this article by a white woman who discusses her preference for black men. Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh. There’s only one patch of skin on a white man’s body that remotely compares to […]
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Posted in Hitting The Wall on Jan 16th, 2009
A woman recently uploaded this photo of herself to Craigslist Rants and Raves (DC edition) asking random strangers on a board renowned for its sadistic cruelty to guess her age. (Craigslist RnR is the new American art form.) The guesses ranged from 38 to 47. I bet those were not the answers she was hoping […]
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Commenter Just Looking sent me this jpeg. Take a look. After I suppressed my vomit reflex, I analyzed this pathetic photo in detail. It really says so much, and none of it good. I believe this photo encapsulates everything that has gone wrong with America, and with modern Western civilization. First, we have an aging […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hitting The Wall on Sep 29th, 2008
37 year old woman: “So you just got out of prison? For killing a guy? Ha ha, that’s all right. I’m cool with that. I’ll buy dinner this time, and maybe you can get next time? Or not, I could just get it next time, too. Aren’t we having fun?? Fun fun fun!! Me and […]
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In this post , I predicted that Sarah Palin’s most fevered foes would be the modern single urban childless feminist: But Sarah Palin’s worst enemy is not the mincing liberal betaboy, oh no. It’s the childless, career-tracked, urban slut machine, government-as-daddy-and-husband-substitute, spinsterette. Palin shits grizzly-sized dung all over that lifestyle with her outdoorsiness, large brood, […]
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Exhibit A: Is it smarter to spend $20K on an engagement ring or just get your fiancee’s name tattooed on your ring finger? tattoos are forever. Exhibit B: Is it smarter to get knocked up at 17 with many more years of fertility and tight vagina left, or spend $28K a month on fertility treatments […]
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In yesterday’s post, commenter Joel included a link to a letter by Benjamin Franklin to a young man extolling the virtues of no strings attached sex with older women. I reproduced it here because it is so damn funny… and true!* Ben was such a card. I especially like his Reason #5. *** Benjamin Franklin, […]
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Posted in Hitting The Wall on Aug 5th, 2008
Denial “I’ve still got it, baby!” “I’ve never looked or felt better.” “These are the best years of my life.” “30 is the new 20!” [editor’s note: actually, in woman years, 30 is the new 40] “My sex drive is higher.” “I will age gracefully.” “I’ve really grown into my skin.” Anger “No self-respecting man […]
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If you are a beta who lacks the game, attributes, or status to bed 8s and above there is hope for you. By choosing your targets wisely, you can experience the exquisite and unparalleled pleasure of having sex with a hot girl – the kind of girl normally reserved for the apex alphas at the […]
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I had a date with a 29 year old. Remember that number: 29. She texted me 15 minutes before the date to say she’ll be late, so I arrived even later than my usual 10 minutes late. When I walked in the bar, she was making an obvious show of enjoying the flirtatious attentions of […]
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