I wander the scorched wastelands of the human psyche, explore the depths of the musty ideologies hidden within, and drag them kicking and screaming to the oasis of cleansing truth so that you may be entertained from the comfort of your Barcalounger. My crusade over the past three years finding and eviscerating the hated enemies […]
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Posted in Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths on Feb 1st, 2010
the wall [thuh wawl] -noun : 1. a large, immovable monolith of frightening and awesome power capable of threshing egos and rending souls, serving as a metaphorical stoppage point at the intersection between a woman’s declining sexual attractiveness and her advancing years, beyond which female sexual desirability disappears into the misty void. FuturePundit has a […]
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Posted in Girls, Hitting The Wall on Dec 11th, 2009
It’s not every day you see a mother-daughter couple where the mom is hotter and more bangable than her daughter. In fact, it’s so rare that the existence of such earns a place on this hallowed forum. The mother is on the right. Judging by the somewhat prominent manchin of the daughter, my guess is […]
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Take me to the club where the boobs all hang Give me old poontang that’s what I bang yeah Hey take me to the club where the MILFs are queen And from what I’ve seen that cooch is free -Gonna use no game -No need to mack -Gonna get me some old maid -Got a […]
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The pursuit of deep philosophical inquiry is a heritage of the West. This post continues in that noble tradition. For purposes of comparison we begin our thought experiment with two slender (~ BMI 19) 20 year old women of above average attractiveness. They are both at the peak of their beauty. Which will steal their […]
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A lot of guys fret about meeting their girlfriends’ parents, but it’s important to do so for reasons having nothing to do with making a good impression. Your girlfriend will never catch onto the real reason you went with her to visit her parents: To collect vital information on how badly and how quickly your […]
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A reader forwarded me this Washington DC Craigslist ad from the W4M section: LTR wanted ..but not romance – 40 Reply to: xxx Date: 2009-04-19, 2:53PM EDT OK … before some men get all in an uproar, I will tell you that this is totally sincere, so please, no bashing. I am a divorced mother […]
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Posted in Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths on Mar 25th, 2009
I’m never surprised when another study comes out confirming the Poon worldview. I’m that omniscient. Thanks to Days of Broken Arrows for passing along this Boston Globe article called “The Myth of Ashton” about dating events specifically targeted at cougars: Maureen Trickett, an event organizer for 8minuteDating.com, had an idea based on all the hype […]
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Welcome to the New Whore Order . The author of a controversial new book says she was so desperate for a baby she got pregnant ‘accidentally on purpose’ in a one-night stand. KATE SPICER admits that – like many women – she’s played the same dangerous game… Three weeks ago, I bought a pregnancy test. […]
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Craigslist is coughing up some gems lately . Reasons I Like My Cats More Than Any Man I Have Dated in the DC Area – 23 (For Anti-Cat Man) Reply to: XXX Date: 2009-01-27, 10:00AM EST Dedicated to the old, cat-hating man…I’ve provided a list of reasons that my two kitties are better than any […]
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