Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Goodbye America, Pretty Lies on Dec 6th, 2010
From a commenter over at J. Derbyshire’s National Review column: I too have noticed the “iron rule in TV commercials”, but have refrained from mentioning it to family & friends to avoid being labeled a kook or a crank. Expanding on the rule: If a commercial includes more than one person, there will be “diversity”. … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Ugly Truths on Dec 3rd, 2010
What happens when unmarried women chase down noncommittal cads, get knocked up by them, give birth to illegitimate bastards, and then languish in despair as they quickly notice their material well-being, love life, and dating market value deteriorating immensely as single moms? They have mental breakdowns! This post brought to you by the Committee of Helpful … Read more
Posted in Girls, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Nov 13th, 2010
If a provincial foreigner who had never left his tiny village were to meet me and ask what American women are like, instead of bothering with a long-winded exegesis I would show him this photo. The understanding would be immediate. Fat? Check. Delusion of grandeur? Check. Ridiculous standards? Check. Pop culture cipher? Check. Overinflated ego? … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Goodbye America on Nov 3rd, 2010
Two years ago, on the eve of the 2008 election of Obama, I predicted this: 2010 will be a repeat of 1994. 2010 was 1994, except the wave this time was even bigger. How could I have such stunning prescience? Simple, really. I comprehended two basic facts about the political landscape. 1. In 2008, the … Read more
Posted in Culture, Goodbye America on Oct 27th, 2010
Submitted for your disapproval… The phone rang. It was Zeets the Throwback Barbarian, Disdainer of Text, Facebook and Email. “Went to watch a Little League game my woman’s nephew was playing in. Really disturbing.” “How so?” “Well, the game was in a hoity-toity neighborhood. Lots of yuppies live there. Mercedes and BMWs parked everywhere. One … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America on Oct 25th, 2010
Regular readers know how I occasionally write about what I see is the decline, and soon to be fall, of the once-glorious American Empire. I consider it an honor and a duty — well, really, an amusing hobby — to chronicle the trendlines, the cultural and economic indicators, and the elite and underclass degeneracy and … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Oct 21st, 2010
From drib: How very true and timely in my case. I recently returned from a trip in the North Western States (not the Pacific NW) to see some of our countries natural treasures. Besides seeing tons of fat asses who all seemed to be rocking the Kate Gosselin haircut (No shit, from ages 20-60. Very … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Oct 19th, 2010
Just when you thought you’ve seen every possible indicator of American cultural decline, along comes the news that not only are we getting fatter, but, incredulously, many fat asses are A-Ok with it. A recent study purports to show that… A substantial proportion of obese people don’t think they’re too fat, new research shows. Among more … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Oct 18th, 2010
From a commenter over at Mangan’s: Female suffrage has led to a feminizing of Western Civilization. That civilization is now entering its crazy cat lady stage, that most female of destinies. Witness the hoarding of immigrants (rather than animals) that we don’t need, that we can’t properly house or care for, the self delusions, the … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America, Ugly Truths on Oct 5th, 2010
The immune system of the United States of America has been sabotaged. It now fails to recognize its own cells within the body politic. The West has been conditioned like Pavlov’s creepier zombie dog to cannibalize itself when a PC platitude bell is rung. So says godless capitalist (gc), in the comments section of perhaps … Read more
