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Craigslist is coughing up some gems lately . Reasons I Like My Cats More Than Any Man I Have Dated in the DC Area – 23 (For Anti-Cat Man) Reply to: XXX Date: 2009-01-27, 10:00AM EST Dedicated to the old, cat-hating man…I’ve provided a list of reasons that my two kitties are better than any […]

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30 And Still Flaky

The number of women in DC who are in their late 20s to early 30s and still flaking as if they were hot college coeds has reached critical mass. When I call a 29 year old woman’s number to set up a date, the last thing I expect to encounter is flaking or playing hard-to-get. […]

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I remember this girl I dated when I first moved to DC. She was one of those types that had trouble keeping female friends but collected male orbiters like stinger-less bee drones to honey. Perhaps she incited the jealousy of other women with her brazen sexuality, or perhaps she tried to make friends with women […]

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Psycho Stalker

Psycho stalker Qu’est-ce que c’est? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better run run run run run run run away oh oh oh When you experience the love of many women you are bound to have an unfortunate run-in with a stalker. The formula goes like this: Number of girls in […]

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The answer to yesterday’s post : The “do me in the ass” conversation was first. If she had said she was married first, I may or may not have proceeded with the dirty bang, but I would have thought a little less lowly of her. A married woman disenchanted with her husband, who lets you […]

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Her: I have to tell you something. Me: Oh man, here we go. What? Her: It’s going to make me look bad. I’ll understand if you hate me after this. Me: You’re a child molester? Her: I’m married. Me: [thinking about the last girl who forgot to mention she was married] Fucking great. Really? Her: […]

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If you observe your girlfriend doing any of these things you had better be formulating contingency plans. She compares you to her girlfriends’ boyfriends. If you start hearing things from her like “Oh, Sara told me Heath — btw, don’t you think Heath is such a dreamy name for a man? — recently got back […]

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Time for another colonoscopic glimpse into the fetid bowels of the urban dating scene. This city provides enough material for a book. Zeets : I had a second date with that cute 25 year old chick I was telling you about. Me: Yeah? How’d this one go? Zeets: After we warmed up a bit, she […]

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Ex Categories

One of the advantages of having a lot of experience under your belt is the fun you can have amusing yourself by categorizing your exes. And then writing a blog post about it later. Fondly remembered She was a good girl (rare). She treated you well. She loved you right. But maybe she was a […]

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About five years ago I had a two month fling with a young girl. She had a cute face but was a little on the chubby side, probably 15 pounds over ideal female weight for her height. As a result, I didn’t put much effort into dating her, preferring instead to enjoy the easy sex […]

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