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Three girls, two guys. One of the guys was obviously gay. (hellOOOO) He had gay face . The girl closest to me, a blonde with a wholesome midwestern look, strokes my jacket sleeve. “I like the way your jacket feels.” “Any excuse to cop a feel, eh?” “What’s it made of?” “Silkworm. It’s very rare.” […]

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I had a conversation with a girl who described how she was trapped in the hell matrix of shopping for a bridesmaid dress. Here is her dispatch from the frontlines. HER: I had to go bridesmaid dress shopping on Saturday. If you thought the baby shower was gayer than gay, you have no idea. ME: […]

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I strolled along the crowded streets of the city with Damian and his brother. Girls were everywhere. New York City is day game Mecca; you can acquire one target, talk to her, maybe get her number, and immediately seize upon a new target as soon as you have parted ways. Don’t expect privacy, though. If […]

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I gently coaxed her head down toward my boner. Her hand vigorously pumped. Handjobs are lame. Most girls don’t do them right, chafing and tugging like maniacs, as if they’re pulling a weed out by the roots. I wanted the mouth upgrade. She resisted. “No, I’m not doing that.” “Oh?” “I think blowjobs are gross. […]

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“Wait, just let me grab my phone.” She leaned over my lap, arching her back so her round ass was sticking up in the air. Her jeans were skin tight. “That’s a funny ringtone you’ve got.” She looked back at me coyly, holding her phone loosely in one hand. “What do you think?” “Of what?” […]

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When You Know You’re Doing It Right

When she says: I feel like you know everything about me, but I know nothing about you. you’re on the right track. She is interested in you enough to want a two-way information stream. She’s begging for a connection. A girl has not escalated to Code Tingling Pussy interest level until she starts asking you […]

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Valentine’s Day Cleanup

Word on the street is… Valentine’s Day is the new New Year’s Eve. Any single girls are feeling the sting of loneliness on this day in technicolor sensation, and of those fortitudinal enough to brave going out with their girlfriends and thereby announcing to the world their singledom, the horniness is strong in them. Like […]

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All Lust Same

The results are in from yesterday’s post where I asked the readers to rank the beauty of ten randomly chosen women. Woman Readers’ Score My Score (a) tiaramouth 5,6 5 (b) mcdormandvsthewall 3 3 (c) lovelysophie 9 9 (d) redscarf 7 6 (e) themask 2 2 (f) bridgegirl 7 7 (g) alizee 8 8 (h) […]

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Reader PA wrote: I’d love to see someone create a series of ten face-shots that represent women on each of the points of the 1-10 scale. Pics of celebrities, random women from the internet, etc. I agree. So here’s a series of ten women representing, in my judgement, each point on the 1 – 10 […]

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Here’s this link to a New York Beta Times story about SWPL perimenopausal women having dreams of Barack Obama — psychosexual fantasies and stalkerish glorifications of the Obama family. The NYBTimes has been churning out some truly vomitus copy as of late, but for sheer sickening nausea this story may very well spew the farthest. […]

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