Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Game, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Feb 4th, 2014
It was inevitable that the winding path to Chateau Heartiste, hedged by fragrant nihilismicus viscosum, would culminate, as it traveled past the noble stone house to the woods out back, in a dark place where demons play. And when one ponders the changing nature of the empire within which CH is embedded, it should not surprise … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Feb 2nd, 2014
CH really likes the Jerkboy Charisma Game series, so expect to see more of it. Hope you’re copacetic! Commenter Wrecked ‘Em {space reserved for a rectum joke} writes, Yesterday, I watched my professional asshole friend run this by a hot girl he barely knew: Him: you seem sexually frustrated Her: what? Him: I think you … Read more
Posted in Game on Jan 31st, 2014
Following on the heels of archival microfiche documenting the efficacy of jerkboy charisma game in the textual wild, comes this from a reader, I’m always amazed by how right you are with your text game advice. One of my areas of weakness had always been my text game. 6 months after reading your blog this … Read more
Posted in Game on Jan 30th, 2014
Neophytes who have stumbled into discussions about game gently but persistently have their doubts allayed as the picture of human sexual dynamics becomes clearer, but one skeptics’ framework remains difficult to dislodge, and that is the belief that game is contextual, and that what will work for one man won’t necessarily work for another. But … Read more
Posted in Game, Girls, Guy Rules, The Id Monster on Jan 27th, 2014
If a woman you know isn’t having sex with you, it pays to be cognizant of signs that she’s using you for emotional or material support. You may not want to be used in this manner, so knowing her intention is half the battle. Even if you don’t want sex with her, you may also … Read more
Asshole Game is one of the best and fastest methods for stimulating attraction in women. But its raw power tempts risky overuse. There are assholes who overplay their hand, and lose the girl. Women are romantically dichotomous creatures, at once lured by the aloof asshole as by the wooing beta. This dichotomy exists because women … Read more
Posted in Game, Rules of Manhood on Jan 17th, 2014
A lot of readers write here asking for game advice and offering screen shots of their texts and chats with women for critical judgment by the Eye of Mordant. For example, see this latest chat screen from a man trying to get a date with a petite looker. (The man talks first.) While Heartiste is … Read more
Posted in Game, Girls, Reader Mailbag on Jan 14th, 2014
Commenter MercifulBoss asks, I was daygaming at the mall a while ago, got this girls number and took some photos with her and me in the photo for social proof. She opened me on facebook we talked for a bit, I tried to get her out but she found excuses and never went out with … Read more
Posted in Game on Jan 10th, 2014
You can use the 4 Tests of Future Fatness as a premise to run Future Fatty Game, which is really a form of teasing neg that challenges women to prove they won’t get fat on your watch. For a prime example of FFG, see this by commenter Knowbody, Man I love that the wrist thing … Read more
The crazy chick is practically an American institution. Delayed marriage, cats as alpha male fill-ins, marathon trash TV, childlessness, anti-depressants, and energy drinks with five pounds of added sugar will turn most normal girls into genuine headcases or poseurs who want men to think they’re headcases. A disconcertingly large minority of American women seem to … Read more
