Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths, Vanity on May 27th, 2008
For the second time in a row* (there was no April comment winner because all the comments in April sucked) droll and deadpan blogfly Gannon takes home the prize with his comment on my post Overheard In DC: The real culprit is that women’s extended adolescence increases each year. Age of first marriage delays itself … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Videos on May 25th, 2008
How Zeets the Throwback Barbarian was able to hold the camera steady when encountering this mysterious and frightening creature deep in the woods is a testament to his nipples of drop-forged steel. You never saw that much hard nipple on a man. I went on a hike trying to escape civilization and its discontents for … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Funny/Lolblogs on May 17th, 2008
There has been a recent springtime flurry of activity for my Halloween-themed post “Best Costume Ever“, so I figured this is a good time to introduce the world to its evil twin, the Worst Costume Ever: The horror…
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness on May 12th, 2008
A reader wrote me asking for advice about a delicate situation. He asked me in private but since I think this is an important issue that all guys should know about (and that the email was probably a joke), I’ve posted it here and removed all identifying information. ive been reading your blog for a while … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Apr 5th, 2008
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Apr 4th, 2008
I fulfilled my white person obligation and went to an 80s night. 80s music is catchy and danceable; it practically coaxes the rhythm out of you. The girls were mostly mid 20s to mid 30s and were very approachable. When women reach a certain age they stop sitting in a tight circle with their backs to … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Apr 1st, 2008
A reader sent me a link to the photo above. You can read more here. His mug says “2 hot 4 you?”. The beta on display here is so over the top that I want to believe it is calculated. Sadly, I suspect this nerd, like most nerds, really is that uncomfortable touching women. If he were … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Lolita, Love on Mar 30th, 2008
From famed commenter Gannon, on my post Seven New Deadly Sins Quiz: …my interest in prepubescent girls (and boys) is zero. Just like me, I prefer them with apple sized breasts, round asses, a nice bush of pubic hair and bleeding. Problem for you my friend is that girls 14 and above all have these … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Mar 23rd, 2008
a welcome send-up.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Love on Mar 16th, 2008
She reveals her heart of gold in this video. Especially at 1:45 in.
