I’m beginning to think Donald Trump enjoys the company of so many beautiful women in his life because he has charisma and TIGHT GAME, as opposed to simply resting on his laurels and passively gathering gold-diggers with his wealth. The evidence for my belief keeps piling up. This was Trump’s response after the debate in […]
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Chateau Heartiste is proud to host, with our co-sponsor NPR, an interview with famed sex therapist, Dr. Root. Full audio of the interview can be found here . Mz Caitlynnneee Jenner: Thanks for joining us. I’m Caitlynnneee Jenner. Dr. Root collects turtles. He says it’s because they stick their necks out a lot the way […]
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Reader corvinus paraphrases a recent Chateau contribution to our collective understanding of feminism: Feminism: teaching women to be second-rate men rather than first-rate women. An earlier Chateau definition of feminism stated the following: The goal of feminism is to remove all constraints on female sexuality while maximally restricting male sexuality. The two CH definitions are […]
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Almost immediately after @ heartiste was banned from Twatter by a disGUNTled fat, bitter pigwoman on a phony charge of violating their TOS, Twatter stock nose-dived, and hasn’t recovered. Via da GBFM lzzzzzzzlzlz (TM), the ongoing story of Twatter’s SJW-led demise . Coincidence? I think not.
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The Scarlet C cuckservative label — Shiv of the Week winner — has really hit a bulls-eye, but what’s more interesting about the extended play body slam of weak whytes is what it illustrates about how semantic weapons work. There is Game in them thar hills, and CH prospectors find the shiniest nuggets. Their protestations […]
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I’ve moved the “ Shit Cuckservatives Say ” post to its own permanent page at the top of the Chateau Heartiste masthead. Please leave all further contributions to this ongoing reference list of shit that cuckservatives say in the comments section to that new dedicated page. *** You might be a cuckservative if… *** The […]
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Via : ( zoom-able link ) Sounds reasonable. Now, compare and contrast with this 2015 “guide” to brainwashing re-educating your daughters to be cock carousel-hopping urban careerist manjaws with the femininity of a toad. Beginning at a very young age, kids notice differences between girls and boys that can develop into narrow understandings of gender. […]
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Matt Lewis, cuckservative , I can’t police the left, but my hope in writing this is to sound the alarm on the right. And message is simple: Be optimistic about America. Embrace our pluralistic society. And don’t let these vile goddamn racists pollute our message. They are not our friends, they are not on our […]
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This is fun. Reader PA creates a useful reference list of shit that cuckservatives say. “Sadly, most victims of black crime are other blacks.” “Unions destroyed Detroit” “I’m all for legal immigration, just not illegal immigration” “America is safe and free thanks to our troops.” “Only terrorists would have a reason to oppose the Patriot […]
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Remember the CH post about walking like an alpha male ? For shits and remotely activated tingles, I decided to try out the MAXIMUM ALPHA MALE MODE walking style in a beautiful baby zoo near you. I walked about town like a guy who absorbed a piece of gorilla DNA in a telepod, similar to […]
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