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Funny ‘Cause It’s (Kinda) True

Apr 5th, 2008 by Heartiste

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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game

34 Responses to “Funny ‘Cause It’s (Kinda) True”

  1. Real says:
    04/05/2008 at 5:49 PM

    Lol this is old.

    Reply
  2. Peter says:
    04/05/2008 at 5:56 PM

    I wonder if they have glorious natural pelts under all that abuse.

    Reply
  3. Philip K. Dick says:
    04/05/2008 at 5:59 PM

    Pleeeeease BAN PETER!!!!!

    Reply
  4. candy cane says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:00 PM

    Roissy I think you just found a long lost relative. You do not understand what real love is and I hope, no I know by my infinite wisdom that you will be forever miserable.

    I also like to listen to unconventional music as I stated in a previous post.

    Reply
  5. Gannon says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:01 PM

    Those girls are too old for me. Maybe if they were 20 years younger each…

    Reply
  6. anonymous 9 says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:06 PM

    Girly men are perfect partners:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/08/nmen108.xml

    Reply
  7. candy cane says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:08 PM

    4 Mr. Pilkington, I presume? You are impersonating me. What talent! Congratulations. :)

    Reply
  8. Mr. Pilkington says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:11 PM

    Actually no not Mr. Pilkington. I thought about impersonating him to, but couldn’t think of anything non redundant. Originally I just wanted to do Peter and the guy who wants him banned, but then it just got fun.

    Reply
  9. leena says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:17 PM

    step up to get your rep up…..dude

    Reply
  10. Gannon says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:18 PM

    @#5 Who dares using my name in vain? Is it you Peter, the faggot, or Mr Pilkington? I would prefer them a decade younger, not two. Anyway, lame imitation…
    But a video how tp pick up High school girls would be cool.

    Reply
  11. Gannon says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:20 PM

    I don’t want Peter banned. I just would prefer if he wouldn’t project his homosexual prison fantasies on me. On the subject itself, being too nice to women isn’t a good idea, unless she is in the mood. However, unruined teen girls tend to be much more romantic than burned older ones.

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  12. Gannon says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:24 PM

    When did you last meet a romantic girl? They give you an awe what a cute attempt as if you were some flee bitten mongrel then they quietly shun you.

    Reply
  13. Gannon says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:32 PM

    @Alterego:
    I’m sorry for your bad experiences. But a lot of young girls still dream of their prince which will woo them. If you want to meet teen girls, just go to places where teen girls can be found. Talk to them, and try to meet them again. Build familiarity, and ask them out. Some girls will consider you an old fart, some girls will like your attention.
    Check out your local age of consent laws, and some jurisprudence. If justifiable age mistake isn’t a valid defense, be sure about her age (for example there are 13 year old girls which look like 16). Finally, if you are over 35, stick to the 20-28 year range.

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  14. InterestedParty says:
    04/05/2008 at 6:53 PM

    hehe, good stuff. “You look stupid, can you even read?” I’m going to try that one and see how far it gets me. :)

    Reply
  15. candy cane says:
    04/05/2008 at 7:21 PM

    4 Candy Cane

    “I know by my infinite wisdom that you will be forever miserable.”

    Well, I certainly hope so, anyway. :D

    Reply
  16. Peter says:
    04/05/2008 at 7:46 PM

    Comment #2 (I wonder if they have glorious natural pelts under all that abuse) was merely someone pretending to be me. Not that I don’t agree 100% with the question, of course, though tragically I suspect that all of the girls in the clip are into the Bald Eagle look, at best maybe one of them has a Landing Strip.

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  17. Peter says:
    04/05/2008 at 8:06 PM

    The comment above was just someone pretending to be me- although I do agree with him (#16) and the other impostor Peter #2. I also secretly agree with Philip K. Dick that I should be banned. I’ve got nothing to say and just like annoying the shit out of people because I my testicles never descended and I am still a whiny kid.

    Reply
  18. candy cane says:
    04/05/2008 at 8:59 PM

    Dear Impersonator: you can be banned, but anyone can see through your lame attempts.

    Reply
  19. candy cane says:
    04/05/2008 at 9:17 PM

    The above comment was not me, but I secretly agree that both Peter and myself should be banned. In fact, I’m so annoying I annoy myself. My kids won’t even play with me now, boo hoo!

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  20. candy cane says:
    04/05/2008 at 9:36 PM

    Ok I am the original impersonator and someone has been ripping off my ideas. Candy Cane, no you cannot be banned because Roissy would have to do it based on ip address (which I doubt wordpress offers). Since, ip is so easy to mask or change bans are ineffective. Besides Roissy is enjoying this.

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  21. candy cane says:
    04/05/2008 at 9:43 PM

    I am the real candy cane, and I am disgusted by all these above impostors. I would have said something sooner, but I was recording some random homeless guy I met on the street have anal sex with me after I promised him 5 bucks and a place to sleep.

    This lying needs to stop or I’ll start confusing myself about whether I exist or am just an impostor. Sorry, I don’t make sense, but that’s never been important to me. My only goal in life is to mail this tape to Hope and let my kids listen to it before they go to bed every night. Love is important and sex is always love. What am I saying again?

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  22. Gannon says:
    04/05/2008 at 10:19 PM

    At least everybody knows who is the real me, at least anyone with a pure heart.

    Reply
  23. Days of Broken Arrows says:
    04/06/2008 at 12:28 AM

    Is Candy an ironic name, because she is definitely NOT sweet.

    How about a new name? Sour Patch Kid. Who wants to be Nerds or (heheh) Fun Dip?

    Reply
  24. John Smith says:
    04/06/2008 at 2:20 AM

    Way to get off topic. I guess this is the rationale behind “neg” theory.

    Reply
  25. candy cane says:
    04/06/2008 at 5:12 AM

    I am the real candy cane and I just love to annoy people for the fun of it and have no other purpose in life. People who are impersonating me are geniuses and should be worshipped beyond all compare. Hohohoho. Candy is a whore who begs homeless men to give her oral sex everyday. She eats shit for breakfast lunch and dinner and now even Hope cannot stand her and Hope loves everybody. Boo hoooooo!!!

    Reply
  26. candy cane says:
    04/06/2008 at 6:34 AM

    Whomever is impersonating may have my name, as I was getting tired of it anyway. Enjoy! :)

    Reply
  27. Twyss says:
    04/06/2008 at 6:42 AM

    26 Candy Cane: What say you about niggers? I had no idea.

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  28. candy cane says:
    04/06/2008 at 8:53 AM

    before i retire my handle, i want to ask the readers one question: do you know why i go by the name candy cane?

    A: because i like to get licked.
    A2: because i really like to get licked someplace besides the pussy

    Yum, yum, yum… : P

    i know some of you prudes, like hope, don’t like this, but you ought to try it before you knock. my name is candy cane for a reason!

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  29. DF says:
    04/06/2008 at 8:26 PM

    Ha! Is that Paul Rudd as Mystery…I mean…uhm…Alias?

    Reply
  30. Jewcano says:
    04/07/2008 at 12:00 AM

    Dear God, someone has figured out you can use someone else’s name on the Internet. I now declare it cashed.

    You know, I wore goofy huge sunglasses to the bar as a joke and the women ate it up. Maybe it really is that simple.

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  31. Riddle says:
    04/07/2008 at 2:11 AM

    29 C.C. I can vouch for Candy liking to be licked.

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  32. Roosh says:
    04/07/2008 at 6:20 AM

    “can you even read?”

    I have a good feeling about that line.

    Reply
  33. Hope says:
    04/07/2008 at 2:20 PM

    i know some of you prudes, like hope, don’t like this, but you ought to try it before you knock. my name is candy cane for a reason!

    I’m not a prude. Sex in public? Check. Willing to do kinky stuff? Check. Licking? That’s so middle school!

    Reply
  34. jessus says:
    03/04/2010 at 10:20 PM

    jessica alba is hot

    Reply

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