Funny ‘Cause It’s (Kinda) True
Apr 5th, 2008 by Heartiste
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Microcosm of Diversity America: Nonwhites fucking shit up, White men to the rescue.
It's gonna be hilarity when White men stop rescuing this shit show.
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Wasn't LBJ the first kike president?
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I am morbidly curious what kind of Republican is on the 2028 ticket. Not that I give af about the zog and phony show of US elections, but I do think we are about to see some really strange happenings within the context of the Old Order, just before we see the real happenings usher in the New Order.
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I should celebrate a white collar thief fleecing his duped admirers?
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Trump's corruption is so blatant that it is as if he has no fear of being impeached, jailed, or even held to account for it. Is it his raging narcissism and megalomania that blinds him to the risk of exposure? Or was he offered a quid pro quo -- "you do this for us, and we'll let you get rich without worry" -- that he foolishly believes is an airtight agreement?
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Fee-based insider trading. At least Trump is doing us a favor by thoroughly unmasking the corruption that has been endemic to DC since Lincoln.
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Is that a Spanish girl waving them in? Madone!
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Black Africans shouldn't even be in Morocco. The Sahara Desert was an impassable barrier to large scale nigration for thousands of years. No longer. Now waves of jungle nigs stream north to the Mediterranean coast.
Be sure to thank Whites who invented auto and air travel, and also to thank the old time Muslims who loved their black chattel slave labor.
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The Nogyssey
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This all stops with a phalanx of Spaniards, armed to the teeth, taking aim.
And this all ends going forward when Whites everywhere stop feeling misplaced empathy for nonwhites, and start feeling hatred for those who have facilitated the invasions of their lands.
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Lol this is old.
I wonder if they have glorious natural pelts under all that abuse.
Pleeeeease BAN PETER!!!!!
Roissy I think you just found a long lost relative. You do not understand what real love is and I hope, no I know by my infinite wisdom that you will be forever miserable.
I also like to listen to unconventional music as I stated in a previous post.
Those girls are too old for me. Maybe if they were 20 years younger each…
Girly men are perfect partners:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/08/nmen108.xml
4 Mr. Pilkington, I presume? You are impersonating me. What talent! Congratulations.
Actually no not Mr. Pilkington. I thought about impersonating him to, but couldn’t think of anything non redundant. Originally I just wanted to do Peter and the guy who wants him banned, but then it just got fun.
step up to get your rep up…..dude
@#5 Who dares using my name in vain? Is it you Peter, the faggot, or Mr Pilkington? I would prefer them a decade younger, not two. Anyway, lame imitation…
But a video how tp pick up High school girls would be cool.
I don’t want Peter banned. I just would prefer if he wouldn’t project his homosexual prison fantasies on me. On the subject itself, being too nice to women isn’t a good idea, unless she is in the mood. However, unruined teen girls tend to be much more romantic than burned older ones.
When did you last meet a romantic girl? They give you an awe what a cute attempt as if you were some flee bitten mongrel then they quietly shun you.
@Alterego:
I’m sorry for your bad experiences. But a lot of young girls still dream of their prince which will woo them. If you want to meet teen girls, just go to places where teen girls can be found. Talk to them, and try to meet them again. Build familiarity, and ask them out. Some girls will consider you an old fart, some girls will like your attention.
Check out your local age of consent laws, and some jurisprudence. If justifiable age mistake isn’t a valid defense, be sure about her age (for example there are 13 year old girls which look like 16). Finally, if you are over 35, stick to the 20-28 year range.
hehe, good stuff. “You look stupid, can you even read?” I’m going to try that one and see how far it gets me.
4 Candy Cane
“I know by my infinite wisdom that you will be forever miserable.”
Well, I certainly hope so, anyway.
Comment #2 (I wonder if they have glorious natural pelts under all that abuse) was merely someone pretending to be me. Not that I don’t agree 100% with the question, of course, though tragically I suspect that all of the girls in the clip are into the Bald Eagle look, at best maybe one of them has a Landing Strip.
The comment above was just someone pretending to be me- although I do agree with him (#16) and the other impostor Peter #2. I also secretly agree with Philip K. Dick that I should be banned. I’ve got nothing to say and just like annoying the shit out of people because I my testicles never descended and I am still a whiny kid.
Dear Impersonator: you can be banned, but anyone can see through your lame attempts.
The above comment was not me, but I secretly agree that both Peter and myself should be banned. In fact, I’m so annoying I annoy myself. My kids won’t even play with me now, boo hoo!
Ok I am the original impersonator and someone has been ripping off my ideas. Candy Cane, no you cannot be banned because Roissy would have to do it based on ip address (which I doubt wordpress offers). Since, ip is so easy to mask or change bans are ineffective. Besides Roissy is enjoying this.
I am the real candy cane, and I am disgusted by all these above impostors. I would have said something sooner, but I was recording some random homeless guy I met on the street have anal sex with me after I promised him 5 bucks and a place to sleep.
This lying needs to stop or I’ll start confusing myself about whether I exist or am just an impostor. Sorry, I don’t make sense, but that’s never been important to me. My only goal in life is to mail this tape to Hope and let my kids listen to it before they go to bed every night. Love is important and sex is always love. What am I saying again?
At least everybody knows who is the real me, at least anyone with a pure heart.
Is Candy an ironic name, because she is definitely NOT sweet.
How about a new name? Sour Patch Kid. Who wants to be Nerds or (heheh) Fun Dip?
Way to get off topic. I guess this is the rationale behind “neg” theory.
I am the real candy cane and I just love to annoy people for the fun of it and have no other purpose in life. People who are impersonating me are geniuses and should be worshipped beyond all compare. Hohohoho. Candy is a whore who begs homeless men to give her oral sex everyday. She eats shit for breakfast lunch and dinner and now even Hope cannot stand her and Hope loves everybody. Boo hoooooo!!!
Whomever is impersonating may have my name, as I was getting tired of it anyway. Enjoy!
26 Candy Cane: What say you about niggers? I had no idea.
before i retire my handle, i want to ask the readers one question: do you know why i go by the name candy cane?
A: because i like to get licked.
A2: because i really like to get licked someplace besides the pussy
Yum, yum, yum… : P
i know some of you prudes, like hope, don’t like this, but you ought to try it before you knock. my name is candy cane for a reason!
Ha! Is that Paul Rudd as Mystery…I mean…uhm…Alias?
Dear God, someone has figured out you can use someone else’s name on the Internet. I now declare it cashed.
You know, I wore goofy huge sunglasses to the bar as a joke and the women ate it up. Maybe it really is that simple.
29 C.C. I can vouch for Candy liking to be licked.
“can you even read?”
I have a good feeling about that line.
i know some of you prudes, like hope, don’t like this, but you ought to try it before you knock. my name is candy cane for a reason!
I’m not a prude. Sex in public? Check. Willing to do kinky stuff? Check. Licking? That’s so middle school!
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