Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Hitting The Wall, The Big City Life on Jan 28th, 2009
Craigslist is coughing up some gems lately. Reasons I Like My Cats More Than Any Man I Have Dated in the DC Area – 23 (For Anti-Cat Man) Reply to: XXX Date: 2009-01-27, 10:00AM EST Dedicated to the old, cat-hating man…I’ve provided a list of reasons that my two kitties are better than any of … Read more
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Jan 1st, 2009
Posted in Escape, Girls, Love, The Id Monster on Dec 22nd, 2008
Psycho stalker Qu’est-ce que c’est? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better run run run run run run run away oh oh oh When you experience the love of many women you are bound to have an unfortunate run-in with a stalker. The formula goes like this: Number of girls in … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Escape, Globalization, Self-aggrandizement on Nov 22nd, 2008
The fix is in: A surreal scientific blunder last week raised a huge question mark about the temperature records that underpin the worldwide alarm over global warming. On Monday, Nasa’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), which is run by Al Gore’s chief scientific ally, Dr James Hansen, and is one of four bodies responsible … Read more
Posted in Escape, Girls, Rules of Manhood on Nov 19th, 2008
One of the advantages of having a lot of experience under your belt is the fun you can have amusing yourself by categorizing your exes. And then writing a blog post about it later. Fondly remembered She was a good girl (rare). She treated you well. She loved you right. But maybe she was a … Read more
I was vegging out watching the cultural phenomenon that is Maury Povich’s Who’s The Daddy? specials. I can do this because I delegate all my work to underlings. This particular show was a treat — Maury had on girls who had been on previous Daddy shows and still hadn’t found the real daddy of their kids. … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Escape, Globalization, Self-aggrandizement on Sep 22nd, 2008
According to insider masters of the universe economists, pretty fucking close: What would be the dollar cost of not bailing out Wall Street? Try a number north of $30 trillion. (The awful math is detailed below.) That’s why Hank Paulson and Ben Bernanke were so scared last week. And, yes, I think “scared” isn’t too … Read more
Posted in Beta, Escape, Status Is King, Ugly Truths on Sep 15th, 2008
Following on the heels of the pedophilic priest scandals of a few years ago, it was obvious to me that most of those accused were closeted gays who used the cover of the celibate priesthood to hide from their gayness and to prey on underage altar boys on the cusp of manhood. Gay men are as drawn … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Escape, Globalization on Sep 12th, 2008
Tens of thousands of Iraqis could come to U.S. in ’09. The United States expects to admit a minimum of 17,000 Iraqi refugees in fiscal 2009, which begins October 1, the department’s senior coordinator for refugees said. Thousands more Iraqis and their family members could arrive via a special visa program for people who worked … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Escape, Tool Time on Sep 5th, 2008
I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when the Palin family confronted Levi (pronounced like Levi Genes, or “When the Levee Condom Breaks”?) about his knocking up their young but sexually ripe daughter. Did Todd Palin threaten to have him ostracized from their Alaskan town, thereby dimming his job prospects there, if he … Read more
