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Reader Mailbag: New Year Edition »

Happy New Year!

Jan 1st, 2009 by Heartiste

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Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos

16 Responses to “Happy New Year!”

  1. ez says:
    01/01/2009 at 2:53 PM

    ok i didn’t watch the whole thing. but i tried for you.

    happy new year!

    Reply
  2. Maria says:
    01/01/2009 at 3:04 PM

    Happy New Year, Roissy.

    Reply
  3. 3point5 james says:
    01/01/2009 at 3:36 PM

    Happy new year ya’all

    Reply
  4. Michael says:
    01/01/2009 at 4:30 PM

    Happy new year!

    Reply
  5. guest says:
    01/01/2009 at 4:38 PM

    Happy new year! btw you claim that women in the country side are less promiscuous…I live in a big city and most guys say that when countryside girls come to the city they are easier. what is your comment?

    http://www.metro.co.uk/metrosexual/article.html?Country_girls_more_willing_to_have_sex_on_a_first_date&in_article_id=367796&in_page_id=8

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  6. Beda says:
    01/01/2009 at 9:32 PM

    Here’s THE video to start the new year:

    Reply
  7. Kick a Bitch says:
    01/01/2009 at 9:35 PM

    SWEET boots

    Reply
  8. RJK3 says:
    01/01/2009 at 9:38 PM

    shes kinda nippin out by the end
    maybe she did it for more that just the lulz

    Reply
  9. epiclolz says:
    01/01/2009 at 11:05 PM

    Happy New Year..

    I leave you with some nice Engrish….
    http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/out-of-tow.jpg

    Reply
  10. Blago says:
    01/02/2009 at 12:48 AM

    Happy New Year everyone, from Da Windy City!! DA BEARSSSS-AH!!!

    Just wanna suggest everyone head over to my EBAY STORE, where dere’s bargains on positions in lotsa state agencies!! Department of Da Comptroller, State Printing Office, Management and Budget, Protocol, Urban Affairs, Health and Social Services, and Da Press Operation!

    Gang, I would advise you to place your bids before it’s TOO LATE and dese great offers DISAPPEAR!!!

    Reply
  11. Sarah P. says:
    01/02/2009 at 1:46 AM

    Happy Christian New Year to all of God’s proud, hard-conservatives out there today!! You betcha!! My daughter and her young stud, Levi are working their butts off to parent and to pass their GEDs, which I am confident they will do, maybe even in less years than it took me to graduate from college, if they start soon and get those jobs at the Wasilla WalMart that I recommended them for!!

    And in support of all working families of Northern and Western European background, the good hard working soccer moms and loyal stay-at-home playpen dads like my Todd, and on behalf of Trigg, Puck, Stick, Crapp, Haven, Brock, and Prick, and all our loyal inlaws who stook up for me during those partisan-inspired ethics hearings, all the people who look like us with roots in Northern and Western Europe, who took this great country away from those backwards savages who cook and eat human flesh like the ancestors of a certain liberal elitist senator-and-soon-to-be-something-more from a certain corrupt Midwestern City, who pals around with terrorists and black racists and atheists, have a blessed and happy New Year!!!

    You BETCHA!!!

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  12. ez says:
    01/02/2009 at 2:20 AM

    sarah p is funny too

    Reply
  13. ResidentCynic says:
    01/02/2009 at 2:27 AM

    Classic. :)

    Reply
  14. ironrailsironweights says:
    01/02/2009 at 1:17 PM

    Here’s an interesting site: 52 weeks to find him (a husband).

    Peter

    Reply
  15. ez says:
    01/02/2009 at 1:45 PM

    actually i was drunk

    Reply
  16. N. Pelosi says:
    01/02/2009 at 4:34 PM

    On behalf of myself and everyone in Congress, I’d like to take a moment to wish you and your loved-ones all a HAPPY NEW YEAR! With Barack Obama and the new Democratic congress, it should be a happy one indeed! I know it’s been hard these past few years for all my fellow secular humanists, atheists, hippies, hipsters, single moms, union members, college professors, feminists, lesbians (a BIG shout-out to Maddie at MSNBC. We did it grrl!), People of Color, and any other future Democrat voters who have yet to be convinced they’re victims of the Evil White Male Establishment. But as you know, CHANGE IS COMING! Harry Reid and myself are eager to work with our incoming King…er, I mean President, to guarantee that every American has access to all the things they’re entitled to. And you are entitled to a lot, to be sure! Our number one task will be to bring this country back to the principles it was founded upon: strong central control by elites and experts, equal outcomes for people with unequal abilities, resentment of all things traditional, silencing of all those critical of our Noble Cause (The HATERS), and surrender of our foreign policy to the will of the uncorrupt and all-knowing United Nations. As the President elect has said, it will take time to carry out these changes. First we have to solve the pressing economic crisis that is upon us, caused by evil greedy racist Wall Street investors who forced you to buy homes you couldn’t afford. We will do this by borrowing even more money from China and Saudi Arabia, and raising taxes on the greedy wealthy, who have withheld their bounty from you for long enough. Then we will tackle the threat of global warming, which could leave the Earth a smoldering, desolate wasteland by 2030 unless you all drive Toyota Priuses in time to save it! This past election was a mandate for the government to reach into your lives and fix things like never before. Because we liberals know better, and thankfully, you now know that, America. After the coronation…er, I mean inauguration of our next President on January 20th, you can proudly fly those American flags with the peace sign on them from sea to shining sea. Let’s roll up our sleeves and get to work, America!

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