Posted in Escape, Girls, The Big City Life, Vanity on Nov 25th, 2009
“Hi, I’m an interpretive guide for the Truitt exhibit. What do you think of it so far?” I looked over and saw a short, cute girl with a seeing eye dog in tow. At least, I figured it was a seeing eye dog because one, it had the telltale handlebar thing strapped to it and […]
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Take a look at this picture: This is Steve Phillips, 46 year old ESPN baseball analyst and former Mets GM, with his 22 year old mistress , a lowly production assistant he met on the job. The bitch mistress filed for a restraining order against Phillips the day *after* she left a taunting letter with […]
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Posted in Culture, Escape, Ridiculousness on Sep 11th, 2009
The Open Borders Journal has an article about the growing popularity of Amish pulp romance novels . It seems women — Amish and heathen alike – are snorting these books like chocolate-covered eight balls. Most bonnet books are G-rated romances, often involving an Amish character who falls for an outsider. Publishers attribute the books’ popularity […]
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Standing in the mixed nuts section of Safeway, a blur of blonde caught my peripheral vision. Turning, I saw a gorgeous girl following a middle-aged man around the fruit bins. She looked about 18 years old, at the peak of her womanly ripeness. She was wearing velvet athletic shorts so small that the underside of […]
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It looks like I was right about George Sodini knowing about the seduction community (or a niche of it, at any rate). He was at an R. Don Steele seminar for “picking up women” called “ The Right Attitude Workshop “. (Hat tip: reader Thras.) I put “picking up women” in quotes because R. Don […]
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Posted in Current Events, Escape, Music on Jun 26th, 2009
Based on the sketchy evidence that has come in so far, I don’t think this possibility can automatically be ruled out. Will we discover from the autopsy that his body was flooded with a massive dose of the painkiller Demerol? If so, was the overdose intentional or accidental? What we know: Michael Jackson was 50. […]
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Lex was a ruggedly handsome man, mid-40s, and in shape from near daily yoga and martial arts classes. He was fidgety and frenetically hyperverbal and rarely came up for breath once he got rolling on a story drawn from his illustrious past and present lifestyle. And what stories! He ran a business in the recreation […]
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I watched “Knowing” on a free movie internet database site. It’s about a kid from 50 years ago who predicts the future with dates and locations for tragic events that hadn’t yet occurred. The end times event prophecied by the kid is a giant solar flare that literally scorches the earth to a crisp. It […]
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Craigslist is coughing up some gems lately . Reasons I Like My Cats More Than Any Man I Have Dated in the DC Area – 23 (For Anti-Cat Man) Reply to: XXX Date: 2009-01-27, 10:00AM EST Dedicated to the old, cat-hating man…I’ve provided a list of reasons that my two kitties are better than any […]
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Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Jan 1st, 2009
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