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Online Dating is Futile

During downtimes when I was too tired to go out and meet women I experimented with internet dating. I found love from just a few custom tailored emails. My friends think I hit the dating equivalent of the lotto.

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If the variety of porn is any indication, most guys are capable of acting out the craziest atrocities fantasies in the bedroom.  But the appeal of some bizarre porn niches baffles me. Drinking cum out of a glassGrossout rating: 8Worse than that scene in Rocky where he gulps raw eggs.  Jizz should not be drunk like a cocktail, no … Read more

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Female Rapists

Reading about these horror stories left a bad taste in my mouth: Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him. “My little boy was there, he was up at bat, … Read more

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Movie Review in Poem

one trilogy later j. bourne still on the run can’t figure out where he’s from walks away from ten car crashes with just a hollywood cut on his eyelashes action intense, girls burning in their crotches who doesn’t dig flawed good guys with kill notches? matt damon getting a little pudgy in the face but … Read more

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Undercover Niceguy

In this Esquire article (with a very disturbing photo at the top), the author recounts his experience trying to set up his drop-dead gorgeous babysitter on a date.  For some inexplicable reason, she can’t seem to find a man on her own, so her host dad decides to help her out by impersonating her on … Read more

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I shared space (acreage) on the elevator today with a woman pushing 300 pounds.  One of the VPs, a portly middle-aged man with strong body language, got on with us.  She exchanged a pleasantry with him and he briefly acknowledged her with a head nod.  She began telling him a story about her weekend when the elevator … Read more

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Fame, wealth, and charisma have made Jack Nicholson the heartbreaker of 2,000 women.  At the age of 70, and looking every bit of it, he spends his leisure time in boats with a tumbler in one hand and a bevy of young women draped around him like his royal concubines.  This means Jack is The Man. I’ve … Read more

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From Kitten to Cougar

It’s depressing to see drunk older women at nightclubs vainly trying to hold onto their former glory.  It’s a study in contrasts when these aging beauties go to clubs full of kittens.  They aggressively flirt with every guy because when they haven’t been hotly pursued by a man under 60 in ten years they turn to the hard … Read more

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A Vision of Equality

What would a world where women were no different than men look like?  Where the utopian feminist ideals of gender equality held sway? The executive summary:  there’d be grab-ass in the streets, on the metro, at the job, in the church pews, all hours all the time.  The city air would fill not with the … Read more

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in eight fab steps. Identify your target demographic.  2.   Dress the part. 3.   Frequent your designated list of certified hip venues.  Do not commit social hara-kari by showing up to the same place twice in one week. 4.   Take pics of yourself having fun in certified hip venues. Hold camera steady at arm’s length or … Read more

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