During downtimes when I was too tired to go out and meet women I experimented with internet dating. I found love from just a few custom tailored emails. My friends think I hit the dating equivalent of the lotto.
Category Archive for 'Culture'
Perverted Porn
Posted in Culture, Inner Beauty, Rules of Manhood, The Id Monster on Sep 5th, 2007
If the variety of porn is any indication, most guys are capable of acting out the craziest atrocities fantasies in the bedroom. But the appeal of some bizarre porn niches baffles me. Drinking cum out of a glassGrossout rating: 8Worse than that scene in Rocky where he gulps raw eggs. Jizz should not be drunk like a cocktail, no … Read more
Female Rapists
Posted in Beta, Culture, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on Aug 28th, 2007
Reading about these horror stories left a bad taste in my mouth: Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him. “My little boy was there, he was up at bat, … Read more
Movie Review in Poem
Posted in Culture, Escape, Ugly Truths on Aug 13th, 2007
one trilogy later j. bourne still on the run can’t figure out where he’s from walks away from ten car crashes with just a hollywood cut on his eyelashes action intense, girls burning in their crotches who doesn’t dig flawed good guys with kill notches? matt damon getting a little pudgy in the face but … Read more
In this Esquire article (with a very disturbing photo at the top), the author recounts his experience trying to set up his drop-dead gorgeous babysitter on a date. For some inexplicable reason, she can’t seem to find a man on her own, so her host dad decides to help her out by impersonating her on … Read more
Scenes From the Sexual Market
Posted in Culture, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Big City Life on Jul 26th, 2007
I shared space (acreage) on the elevator today with a woman pushing 300 pounds. One of the VPs, a portly middle-aged man with strong body language, got on with us. She exchanged a pleasantry with him and he briefly acknowledged her with a head nod. She began telling him a story about her weekend when the elevator … Read more
“I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.”
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Girls, The Good Life on Jul 25th, 2007
Fame, wealth, and charisma have made Jack Nicholson the heartbreaker of 2,000 women. At the age of 70, and looking every bit of it, he spends his leisure time in boats with a tumbler in one hand and a bevy of young women draped around him like his royal concubines. This means Jack is The Man. I’ve … Read more
From Kitten to Cougar
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Girls, Ugly Truths on Jul 23rd, 2007
It’s depressing to see drunk older women at nightclubs vainly trying to hold onto their former glory. It’s a study in contrasts when these aging beauties go to clubs full of kittens. They aggressively flirt with every guy because when they haven’t been hotly pursued by a man under 60 in ten years they turn to the hard … Read more
A Vision of Equality
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Ugly Truths on Jul 18th, 2007
What would a world where women were no different than men look like? Where the utopian feminist ideals of gender equality held sway? The executive summary: there’d be grab-ass in the streets, on the metro, at the job, in the church pews, all hours all the time. The city air would fill not with the … Read more
Becoming a Minor Scenester Celebrity
Posted in Culture, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Jul 16th, 2007
in eight fab steps. Identify your target demographic. 2. Dress the part. 3. Frequent your designated list of certified hip venues. Do not commit social hara-kari by showing up to the same place twice in one week. 4. Take pics of yourself having fun in certified hip venues. Hold camera steady at arm’s length or … Read more