Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Mar 11th, 2011
Monica “Keeper of the cigars” Lewinsky says she’s still in love with super alpha Bill Clinton: Bill Clinton’s former intern Monica Lewinsky has not got married or had children because she is reportedly still in love with him and ‘always will be’. ‘Monica still hasn’t got over Bill and would take him back in a … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Love, Ugly Truths on Mar 10th, 2011
A reader emails: I was recently having a conversation with the girl I’m currently dating. She’s the first girl with whom I’ve successfully fully integrated the Dark Arts of Alphadom. We somehow got on the subject of the amount people (males and females alike) demand from their partners, when she said something that took me … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Ridiculousness on Mar 3rd, 2011
How do you survive that? Because I’m me. I’m different. I just have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart… you know, I’ve got tiger blood, man. A big thank you is owed super alpha Charlie Sheen for distracting us Americans from the debt sinkhole, multicult mass brain disease … Read more
Reader “Marshy” is becoming the Chateau’s “text guy”. He sent in this example: A recent conversation from my FB below, names changed to protect the innocent- Marshy: I would totally fuck you in that wig 😛 Girlie: I look forward to it. Marshy: I get back in a week, tell your boyfriend to keep you … Read more
“blert” left this insightful comment about throwing off an alpha vibe: Always maintain a reserve of impatience; to get away from ‘this crowd’ and get personal. Thusly, loud venues provide advantage. The need to leave at will is just another reason to NOT dinner date. This confirms my real-life experience. When I have gotten agitated … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Dating, Game, Girls, Self-aggrandizement on Jan 5th, 2011
Men universally overestimate the importance of money to attracting women. This is probably so because the relatively chaotic, amorphous nature of psychological game is harder for men to comprehend than is a hard objective metric like money. It’s much simpler to say to a man: “First you make the money, then you get the power. … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Game on Dec 13th, 2010
Posts about alpha body language always elicit titters of snarky gayness from the haters. “Stand contrapposto like an alpha.” “Don’t lean in.” “Face out toward the room.” The closed-minded can’t, or won’t, comprehend that certain actions — even seeming trivialities like the location of one’s feet on the floor — can increase or decrease a … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Game, Rules of Manhood on Dec 10th, 2010
Reader Walawala asks: [H]ow do you deal with chicks that suddenly start viewing [my newfound] self-confidence as being a player. “I’ll bet you have tons of girl friends…” etc.. Yes, these are shit tests, I get that, and can deal. But my problem lately has been chicks that get so attached after I bang them, … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement on Dec 1st, 2010
Let’s face it, gift giving is a chore for most men. After the lustful glow of a relationship has worn off (2 weeks), men find little joy shopping for acceptable gifts, purchasing them, and giving them to their girlfriends. This is because men know that, in reality, gift giving is the danegeld we pay to … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Globalization, Vanity on Nov 29th, 2010
Or do they coincidentally agree with the worldview espoused here at the Chateau? Over two years ago, a post at this blog was written which compared the alphaness of George Bush and Vlad Putin. The coveted Alpha Male Smirk trophy went to Putin. Now news comes from the infamous WikiLeaks documents that U.S. diplomats have … Read more
